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The strange, large shadow made Jason look up just as he felt the pressure of granite on his nose.
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"Watch this!", shouted Bubba.
"I would be insulted if I could figure out exactly what it means."
"I'm too old for this sh*t", muttered Death to himself as he reaped the soul of the last human to ever die.
You've never known true joy until you've shaken a lich stick at someone.
"I ain't afraid of no ghost."
How did I live before digital distribution of old, cheap games?
You did live before digital distribution of old, cheap games. Now you just play games.
"The pot made the premarital sex so much better. What was that? I'll check it out. I'll be right back."
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
As Gandhi said, "an eye for an eye leaves the whole world without Nazis."
"What's this button do?"
"Sure, it looks in pretty rough shape, but this bridge will last for another thousand y-"
If you rule like Megatron, you're going to raise Starscream.
"I basically do what Lou says." -- Yonder
"My love is for Lou." -- LiquidMantis
"LouZiffer is a gentleman, a rogue, and a fantastic lover." -- Vector
"You could yoink it for a Sig." -- Demosthenes
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
The outstretched belly of her orange tabby beckoned.
She watched the sunset.
Her hair flowing above her
as the ground approached
What's the worst that could happen?
"I've been playing Rebel Galaxy for the past few days. It has made me appreciate every other game in the genre more." -- Flintheart Glomgold
"Sure, I'll post my thoughts into Discussions and Debates, what's the worst-"
I like to think that Trichy's brain is a Rorschach test, in that it is not trapped here with us, so much as we, are trapped here with it.
MTRI Trichy and I lovea are lovenesting in our lovefibres.
Elite: Dangerous: CMDR David Mann
I'll have what he's having.
I was going to say "Skinned, fried, and served with celery," but I realized that's not the kind of sentence requested.
Gravediggers Registration Unit 041410
"I'm sure it's friendly," he said, as he reached down to pet it.
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This is a little morbid don't you think?
Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
"What harm could a swan do?"
"What? I always thought Shrek was a great movie."
Tuffalo buffalo Tuffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Tuffalo buffalo.
"...mahal ko ang longganisa!" - Demosthenes
"See? It's completely safe."
"Hey, come on. I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. Come on."
The Sixth Sense (1999)
" Are you sure your husband won't come home early?"
He believed her when she said it was "fine".
Rainsmercy you are my hero.
Rainsmercy is my hero.
Rainsmercy, if I say you're my hero do I get to be in your sig?
"I passed my motorcycle test yesterday, so I'm here to buy a more powerful bike..."
Just a little fun creativity. And yes, it's devilishly morbid. muwaAHAHHA. I am groan, after all.
I tried to introduce it in the /r/writingprompts subreddit but because I asked for a 20 word maximum it was removed. They liked the idea, though.
"I love this snazzy new red shirt. Off to the transporter room for my first away mission!"
Treading water, holding her up, he said "Daddy is going to heaven now, sweety. Keep swimming. I love you."
Funny wasn't in the description, was it?
"It's fine, animals love me."
A Cigar, much like Scotch and Monogamy, is an acquired taste.
The best parenting advice I've seen:
Your quest is to convince me that you deserve to sleep indoors.