In 20 words or less, give your best death-sentence.

The strange, large shadow made Jason look up just as he felt the pressure of granite on his nose.

"Watch this!", shouted Bubba.

"I'm too old for this sh*t", muttered Death to himself as he reaped the soul of the last human to ever die.

"I ain't afraid of no ghost."

"The pot made the premarital sex so much better. What was that? I'll check it out. I'll be right back."

"What's this button do?"

"Sure, it looks in pretty rough shape, but this bridge will last for another thousand y-"

"That's normal."

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

The outstretched belly of her orange tabby beckoned.

She watched the sunset.
Her hair flowing above her
as the ground approached

What's the worst that could happen?

"Sure, I'll post my thoughts into Discussions and Debates, what's the worst-"

Well, sh*t.

I'll have what he's having.

I was going to say "Skinned, fried, and served with celery," but I realized that's not the kind of sentence requested.

"I'm sure it's friendly," he said, as he reached down to pet it.

This is a little morbid don't you think?

"What harm could a swan do?"

"What? I always thought Shrek was a great movie."

Not again!

"See? It's completely safe."

"Oh sh*t."

"Hey, come on. I'll show you where my dad keeps his gun. Come on."

The Sixth Sense (1999)

" Are you sure your husband won't come home early?"

He believed her when she said it was "fine".

"I passed my motorcycle test yesterday, so I'm here to buy a more powerful bike..."


fangblackbone wrote:

This is a little morbid don't you think?

Just a little fun creativity. And yes, it's devilishly morbid. muwaAHAHHA. I am groan, after all.

I tried to introduce it in the /r/writingprompts subreddit but because I asked for a 20 word maximum it was removed. They liked the idea, though.

"I love this snazzy new red shirt. Off to the transporter room for my first away mission!"

Treading water, holding her up, he said "Daddy is going to heaven now, sweety. Keep swimming. I love you."

Funny wasn't in the description, was it?

"It's fine, animals love me."