NFL 2017 Post-Draft Offseason

Huh, well, props for trying something new.

garion333 wrote:

Huh, well, props for trying something new.

Starring Academy Award winner Mahershala Ali and That Guy in Ace Ventura Dan Marino.

garion333 wrote:

Huh, well, props for trying something new.

There's other new things they should try instead, like "being as good as 2K5 was".

*Legion* wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Huh, well, props for trying something new.

There's other new things they should try instead, like "being as good as 2K5 was".

JOE MONTANA 16 NOW FOR MOBILE

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Huh, well, props for trying something new.

There's other new things they should try instead, like "being as good as 2K5 was".

JOE MONTANA 16 NOW FOR MOBILE

If these were still my threads, I would ban you for mentioning that.

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Stretching the definition of "spring" here, aren't we?

*Legion* wrote:

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Stretching the definition of "spring" here, aren't we?

They're stretching the definition of "pro football" even more.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
*Legion* wrote:

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Stretching the definition of "spring" here, aren't we?

They're stretching the definition of "pro football" even more.

Blake Bortles is a starting QB in the NFL. All bets are off.

Are the Browns going to be relegated to this league?

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

Are the Browns going to be relegated to this league?

Send the Browns to a league where they actually have a solid chance to win a championship? Yeah, like the universe would allow that to happen.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
UpToIsomorphism wrote:

Are the Browns going to be relegated to this league?

Send the Browns to a league where they actually have a solid chance to win a championship? Yeah, like the universe would allow that to happen.

Should never have left the AAFC.

Jeremy Maclin to the Ravens. Seems a logical move.

Oh thank gawd. They needed him so bad. Unfortunately he probably had more fantasy relevance with Alex Smith than Flacco.

That means the Eric Decker sweepstakes has now begun.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

Jeremy Maclin to the Ravens. Seems a logical move.

Recent picture of Maclin waiting to take his team physical.

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I understand Tampa might need a kicker.

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Gronk must be the surprise retirement that will happen before the season, because he can't possibly let these numbers change.

From PFT: Blake Bortles “sick and tired of being below average”

Huh. I thought "below average" was one of Bortles' stretch goals for the season ...

The Jaguars have not made the playoffs since 2007, which was the last time the franchise had a winning record.

Kinda saying the same thing, as winning records usually don't miss the playoffs. Heck 9-7 typically takes the division title down in the AFC South...

Paleocon wrote:

I understand Tampa might need a kicker.

Good for her, but damn, article writer, let the girl just be "first female D-I scholarship football player" for now, don't start throwing around "NFL?" already.

*Legion* wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

I understand Tampa might need a kicker.

Good for her, but damn, article writer, let the girl just be "first female D-I scholarship football player" for now, don't start throwing around "NFL?" already.

Correction, "first female D-II scholarship football player". He sneaks in "D-I or D-II" to make it feel more impressive.

Edit: D-II... Round 2... Half-Life 3 confirmed!

kaostheory wrote:

Edit: D-II... Round 2... Half-Life 3 confirmed!

I mean, Tampa likes its Latino kickers...

Barnwell article on Derek Carr. This stood out:

Under his current deal, Carr represents one of the biggest bargains in football. In the fourth and final year of his rookie contract, Carr will take home less than $1.2 million, which is roughly what Tannehill will make per game in 2017.

Yeesh.

garion333 wrote:

Barnwell article on Derek Carr. This stood out:

Under his current deal, Carr represents one of the biggest bargains in football. In the fourth and final year of his rookie contract, Carr will take home less than $1.2 million, which is roughly what Tannehill will make per game in 2017.

Yeesh.

Trust me. He'll be plenty expensive when the Austin Raiders win the Superbowl.

Good article from Robert Mays about Shareece Wright's 8 hour Uber ride. Better than that description would lead you to believe.

I saw the news story, and I saw it was a few hours old, and I knew this post was here waiting.

I guess the new Rams regime has no problem telling holdover GM Les Snead what he can do with his under-performing top draft picks.

*Legion* wrote:

I saw the news story, and I saw it was a few hours old, and I knew this post was here waiting.

I guess the new Rams regime has no problem telling holdover GM Les Snead what he can do with his under-performing top draft picks.

Greg Robinson dreams of one day being not-awful enough to actually get up to just "under-performing".

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