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Shows how strong my blinkers are at this stage. I'd just assumed the new movie was Michael Bay as well so I wasn't paying any attention to it.

Nice Things I Can Bring Myself to Say of the Bay Transformers, Ranked:

3- "Well, it's nice that John Turturro and Frances McDormand got a blockbuster paycheck for a change."

2- "Everything Megatron says in the first one is pretty great from a 'cartoon villain' perspective. 'You still fight for the weak, that is why you lose!' C'mon."

1- "Lindsay Ellis' series of video essays 'The Whole Plate: Film Studies Through a Lens of Transformers' is amazing. Watch them all, but if you're pressed for time, go with 'The Male Gaze vs. The Men' and 'Framing Megan Fox.'"

Just watched those two videos, really interesting analysis. I think I'll check out the rest of the series when I get a chance. I never thought to include 'men' on the list of groups Michael Bay seems to hate.

I think it's a fair point about Megatron. I'd say that in general the films do a much better job of depicting the Decepticons than the Autobots. (That wouldn't be hard though.)

I guess I'd add the original score of the first Bay movie to the list of positives too. I remember enjoying that. If I'm being really kind, I could say that there's a chunk of dialogue in the second film which, from what I remember, is taken word-for-word from Prime and Megatron's first fight in the OG series. On the other hand that film also includes...

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Telltale Games Including and Post Walking Dead

1. Tales from the Borderlands
2. The Walking Dead
3. The Wolf Among Us
4. Batman: The Enemy Within
5: Batman: The Telltale Series
6. Minecraft: Story Mode
7. Guardians of the Galaxy
8. Poker Night 2
9. Minecraft Story Mode: Season 2
10. The Walking Dead: Season 2
11. The Walking Dead: Michonne
12. Game of Thrones
13. Walking Dead: The New Frontier

PAY SEVERANCE!!!

1. Marshal
2. Everest
3. Rubble
4. Sky
5. Rocky
6. Tracker
7. Zuma
8. Frickin' Robo-Dog
9. Chase

Confusing to pronounce Kpop bands:

1. 2NE1

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Pronounced: "twenty-one"

2. (G)I-dle

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Pronounced: "idol" (the G is silent)

3. fromis_9

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Rhymes with "promise nine" so "fromise nine"

4. EXID

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say each letter: "E. X. I. D."

5. EXO

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say "X. O."

6. f(x)

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say "F. X." (like "effects"). It's not "f of x" you math nerd!

7. gu9udan

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also spelled gugudan. Pronounced "goo goo dan"

8. SHINee

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Ooh... "Shiny"

9. Gfriend

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"Gee friend" Unlike (G)I-dle this 'g' isn't silent

10. GOT7

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Game of Thrones Season 7. (kidding! it's "Got Seven")

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