FF16: GWJFFL Week 11

Early games:
  • Thursday, November 17th, 8:25 PM ET: Saints at Panthers

Byes: Falcons, Broncos, Jets, Chargers

Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Electric Wizards (LegionSB) x 9-1 2-0 (#1) 1260.36
#2 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 6-4 0-2 (#2) 1124.62
#3 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (karmajay) * 6-4 1-1 (#1) 1279.20
#4 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) y* 5-5 1-1 (#3) 1228.56
#5 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 5-5 2-0 (#1) 1194.78
#6 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) 5-5 0-2 (#2) 1168.98
#7 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (FSevenSansdeity) * 5-5 2-0 (#1) 1099.98
#8 Minaseans (mcheshier) 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1115.24
#9 The Heavies (tboon) 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1104.26
#10 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 5-5 0-2 (#3) 1094.36
#11 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) yz 2-8 1-1 (#3) 1010.40
#12 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) z 2-8 1-1 (#3) 1218.90
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (1279.20)
#1 Overall ($10): The Electric Wizards
Division Winner ($15): The Electric Wizards
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs
Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
Division Winner ($15): Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (183.82 in week 6)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 10
153.62 #1 The Electric Wizards (9-1) vs. #6 Giants Among Men (5-5) 143.94
97.10 #2 I Have No Legs (6-4) vs. #8 Leap's Peeps (5-5) 106.18
143.60 #3 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (6-4) vs. #4 Minaseans (5-5) 110.62
88.84 #5 Kissing Cousins (5-5) vs. #10 The Heavies (5-5) 101.84
144.24 #7 Old Man's Depends (5-5) vs. #12 From Wentz You Came (2-8) 136.52
127.14 #9 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (5-5) vs. #11 Gumbie's Dammits (2-8) 102.34
Schedule - Week 11
  #1 The Electric Wizards (9-1) vs. #4 Old Man's Depends (5-5)
  #2 I Have No Legs (6-4) vs. #10 Kissing Cousins (5-5)
  #3 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (6-4) vs. #12 From Wentz You Came (2-8)
  #5 Giants Among Men (5-5) vs. #6 Leap's Peeps (5-5)
  #7 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (5-5) vs. #8 Minaseans (5-5)
  #9 The Heavies (5-5) vs. #11 Gumbie's Dammits (2-8)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) * 8-2 2-0 (#1) 1370.58
#2 Stele's 49ers (Stele) * 8-2 2-0 (#1) 1258.62
#3 TBD '16 (Sr_Malo) * 7-3 1-1 (#2) 1161.14
#4 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) * 6-4 2-0 (#1) 1291.90
#5 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) * 6-4 1-1 (#1) 1121.32
#6 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) * 6-4 1-1 (#2) 1110.78
#7 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 5-5 0-2 (#3) 1120.38
#8 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) z 4-6 2-0 (#2) 1044.94
#9 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) z 3-7 0-2 (#3) 1085.44
#10 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) yz 3-7 0-2 (#3) 1004.42
#11 BoomBoom (Chabuda) z 3-7 1-1 (#2) 982.08
#12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble ) yzo 1-9 0-2 (#3) 883.40
Results - Week 10
120.34 #1 Captain Obvious (8-2) vs. #11 BoomBoom (3-7) 139.44
135.92 #2 Stele's 49ers (8-2) vs. #8 Play Stealing Spies (4-6) 124.44
108.42 #3 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (6-4) vs. #6 Casterly Rock Rovers (6-4) 146.04
81.52 #4 Goffense Wins Championships (6-4) vs. #5 TBD '16 (7-3) 127.38
117.14 #7 Grump's Chumps (5-5) vs. #12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-9) 116.48
102.70 #9 Demariyus Targaryen (3-7) vs. #10 Brown Coats (3-7) 111.94
Schedule - Week 11
  #1 Captain Obvious (8-2) vs. #2 Stele's 49ers (8-2)
  #3 TBD '16 (7-3) vs. #10 Demariyus Targaryen (3-7)
  #4 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (6-4) vs. #5 Goffense Wins Championships (6-4)
  #6 Casterly Rock Rovers (6-4) vs. #7 Grump's Chumps (5-5)
  #8 Play Stealing Spies (4-6) vs. #9 Brown Coats (3-7)
  #11 BoomBoom (3-7) vs. #12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-9)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Shimmering Armadillos (erichoya) * 7-3 2-0 (#1) 1270.06
#2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (Jredgiant) * 7-3 2-0 (#1) 1233.42
#3 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) * 7-3 1-1 (#1) 1246.54
#4 Tartans (Emmes) * 6-4 1-1 (#2) 1207.78
#5 The Sitting Kaps (LegionSB) * 6-4 1-1 (#2) 1012.02
#6 The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) * 6-4 1-1 (#1) 992.82
#7 Pecos Rattlers (farhorizon) 6-4 1-1 (#2) 1183.20
#8 TBA (iaintgotnopants) 5-5 1-1 (#3) 1112.94
#9 The Coversstealing Gene (FatherInire) 5-5 2-0 (#2) 1160.58
#10 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) 4-6 0-2 (#3) 980.46
#11 Password is Taco (jonners99 ) yzo 1-9 0-2 (#3) 882.30
#12 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk ) yzo 0-10 0-2 (#3) 879.60
Results - Week 10
112.32 #1 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (7-3) vs. #2 Shimmering Armadillos (7-3) 137.20
134.34 #3 Emerald Islanders (7-3) vs. #11 Password is Taco (1-9) 114.48
105.58 #4 Pecos Rattlers (6-4) vs. #6 The Sitting Kaps (6-4) 113.52
136.14 #5 Tartans (6-4) vs. #7 The Coversstealing Gene (5-5) 95.04
82.34 #8 TBA (5-5) vs. #9 The Barcelona Dagrons (6-4) 110.72
102.34 #10 The Hairy Kids (4-6) vs. #12 Rayguns (0-10) 88.24
Schedule - Week 11
  #1 Shimmering Armadillos (7-3) vs. #7 Pecos Rattlers (6-4)
  #2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (7-3) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (4-6)
  #3 Emerald Islanders (7-3) vs. #8 TBA (5-5)
  #4 Tartans (6-4) vs. #12 Rayguns (0-10)
  #5 The Sitting Kaps (6-4) vs. #11 Password is Taco (1-9)
  #6 The Barcelona Dagrons (6-4) vs. #9 The Coversstealing Gene (5-5)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Suicide Squad (Kush15) x 9-1 2-0 (#1) 1192.92
#2 Andy Reid's Clock Management (Apollo0507) * 6-4 1-1 (#2) 1164.54
#3 JollyBill's Big Adventure (Jolly) * 6-4 2-0 (#1) 1194.64
#4 The Immaculate Reception (Landshrk83) 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1269.82
#5 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) * 5-5 2-0 (#1) 1144.96
#6 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) * 5-5 0-2 (#2) 1074.86
#7 Exley's Magic Lamps (FatherInire) * 5-5 2-0 (#1) 1136.06
#8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1077.98
#9 Reed It And Weep (ukickmydog) 4-6 0-2 (#3) 1108.32
#10 Minaseans (mcheshier) y 4-6 0-2 (#3) 1206.46
#11 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) 3-7 1-1 (#3) 1055.28
#12 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 3-7 0-2 (#3) 1100.50
Results - Week 10
112.10 #1 Suicide Squad (9-1) vs. #2 JollyBill's Big Adventure (6-4) 71.94
110.22 #3 The Immaculate Reception (5-5) vs. #10 Minaseans (4-6) 132.04
149.92 #4 Andy Reid's Clock Management (6-4) vs. #9 Reed It And Weep (4-6) 100.08
99.54 #5 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (5-5) vs. #12 Garion's Muffin Tops (3-7) 124.08
102.82 #6 Exley's Magic Lamps (5-5) vs. #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (5-5) 125.20
121.58 #8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (5-5) vs. #11 Bonney's Criminals (3-7) 88.48
Schedule - Week 11
  #1 Suicide Squad (9-1) vs. #7 Exley's Magic Lamps (5-5)
  #2 Andy Reid's Clock Management (6-4) vs. #10 Minaseans (4-6)
  #3 JollyBill's Big Adventure (6-4) vs. #6 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (5-5)
  #4 The Immaculate Reception (5-5) vs. #9 Reed It And Weep (4-6)
  #5 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (5-5) vs. #11 Bonney's Criminals (3-7)
  #8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (5-5) vs. #12 Garion's Muffin Tops (3-7)
Projected keeper values (subject to change)
Unofficial, projected, estimated keeper values.

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Sophia Loren Was A Source (FatherInire) * 8-2 2-0 (#1) 1263.54
#2 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 6-4 2-0 (#1) 1244.62
#3 Ye ole dregs (FSevenSansdeity) * 6-4 1-1 (#2) 1174.54
#4 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) * 6-4 2-0 (#1) 1251.10
#5 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1267.68
#6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1122.56
#7 House Legion (LegionSB) 5-5 1-1 (#2) 1026.10
#8 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) * 5-5 1-1 (#1) 1054.88
#9 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 5-5 0-2 (#3) 1119.34
#10 The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) 4-6 1-1 (#3) 1037.00
#11 Garion's G-String (garion333) 3-7 0-2 (#3) 1129.08
#12 Grenades (Chabuda) yz 2-8 0-2 (#3) 880.32
Results - Week 10
128.64 #1 Sophia Loren Was A Source (8-2) vs. #7 Los Gringos (5-5) 86.14
96.90 #2 Ye ole dregs (6-4) vs. #9 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (5-5) 101.22
141.14 #3 The Moldavian Massacre (5-5) vs. #6 Old Man's Dementia (6-4) 160.38
127.96 #4 Puffy Tacos (6-4) vs. #5 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (5-5) 124.08
98.34 #8 House Legion (5-5) vs. #12 Grenades (2-8) 74.30
104.20 #10 Garion's G-String (3-7) vs. #11 The Barcelona Dagrons (4-6) 125.28
Schedule - Week 11
  #1 Sophia Loren Was A Source (8-2) vs. #11 Garion's G-String (3-7)
  #2 Puffy Tacos (6-4) vs. #3 Ye ole dregs (6-4)
  #4 Old Man's Dementia (6-4) vs. #8 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (5-5)
  #5 The Moldavian Massacre (5-5) vs. #12 Grenades (2-8)
  #6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (5-5) vs. #10 The Barcelona Dagrons (4-6)
  #7 House Legion (5-5) vs. #9 Los Gringos (5-5)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Week 11. That means it's time for the second wave of divisional games. Bring your best.

Great. 8-2 vs 8-2.

Woohoo back to .500! I feel bad for Apollo in Pro, 4th in points but in last place. Just bad timing luck.

Yeah I had a year like that. Legion is in 1st and has the least points against him.

Stele wrote:

Great. 8-2 vs 8-2.

Is it possible for both of you to lose?

Spoiler:

Assuming I win my game.

A.J. GREEN | HAMSTRING STRAIN | 4+ WEEKS
There is very little to like about Green's outlook. He immediately reached high on the back of his leg, was unable to bear weight and carted off the field, and multiple local and national media members are tweeting about a multiple-week absence. Every indication is that Green suffered a high-grade hamstring strain. That's an injury that usually comes with a minimum four week recovery timetable. With the Bengals falling further out of the division race and unlikely to push Green to return for late season games if eliminated, he may not return until 2017. Tomorrow's MRI will help define the timetable.
karmajay wrote:

Yeah I had a year like that. Legion is in 1st and has the least points against him.

That whoosh you feel is me passing you for 1st in points scored this week, so suck it. :p

*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:

Yeah I had a year like that. Legion is in 1st and has the least points against him.

That whoosh you feel is me passing you for 1st in points scored this week, so suck it. :p

Only took you 11 weeks and I have a gimp receiver core. You're just lucky Big Ben has been handing the ball off all year

Hey, having the foresight, nay, the courage to spend a high pick on a suspended Le'Veon Bell is no luck.

And it may have taken 11 weeks, but it's better to peak at the end and not the beginning!

Well, I may win this week thanks to my opponent not swapping out bye players, but with A.J. Green out it's looking like an early exit from the playoffs if I'm fortunate enough to reach them.

Looks like we might have a giant 7-4 logjam coming up in Div 2. :O

With the total sh*t show that this season has been for me in both leagues, I'm pretty sure it's impossible for me to be on the winning end of a #1 score vs. #2 score game. So, I await the point correction that will inevitably erase my 0.9 point lead.

*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:

Yeah I had a year like that. Legion is in 1st and has the least points against him.

That whoosh you feel is me passing you for 1st in points scored this week, so suck it. :p

oops look like you are still trailing this week

Ooh Derek Carr 4th quarter rally almost saved me vs TBA in Div2, in the Carr vs Miller shootout last night, just needed a handful more yards, if only it had been Garbage Time and *our* Raiders had been behind...

Hey, I'm crawling out of the basement and can perhaps avoid relegation!!!

*Legion* wrote:

And it may have taken 11 weeks, but it's better to peak at the end and not the beginning!

Says every girl I've ever known in the biblical sense....

Crunch Time fellas, the Puffy Tacos/Shimmering Armadillos are hoping against a meltdown.

karmajay wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:

Yeah I had a year like that. Legion is in 1st and has the least points against him.

That whoosh you feel is me passing you for 1st in points scored this week, so suck it. :p

oops look like you are still trailing this week ;)

I decided not to fully peak until the playoffs.

*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:

Yeah I had a year like that. Legion is in 1st and has the least points against him.

That whoosh you feel is me passing you for 1st in points scored this week, so suck it. :p

oops look like you are still trailing this week ;)

I decided not to fully peak until the playoffs.

Would an apt analogy be that the real you doesn't show up until the 4th quarter?

garion333 wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:

Yeah I had a year like that. Legion is in 1st and has the least points against him.

That whoosh you feel is me passing you for 1st in points scored this week, so suck it. :p

oops look like you are still trailing this week ;)

I decided not to fully peak until the playoffs.

Would an apt analogy be that the real you doesn't show up until the 4th quarter?

Boy how great would my sports life be if not showing up until the 4th quarter included a 10-1 record.

*Legion* wrote:
garion333 wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
karmajay wrote:

Yeah I had a year like that. Legion is in 1st and has the least points against him.

That whoosh you feel is me passing you for 1st in points scored this week, so suck it. :p

oops look like you are still trailing this week ;)

I decided not to fully peak until the playoffs.

Would an apt analogy be that the real you doesn't show up until the 4th quarter?

Boy how great would my sports life be if not showing up until the 4th quarter included a 10-1 record.

There's a reason it's called "fantasy football."

garion333 wrote:

There's a reason it's called "fantasy football."

Huh. I got that meaning all wrong.

Spoiler:

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Pro
132.00 #1 The Electric Wizards (10-1) vs. #4 Old Man's Depends (5-6) 102.02
98.24 #2 I Have No Legs (6-5) vs. #10 Kissing Cousins (6-5) 126.80
123.40 #3 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (7-4) vs. #12 From Wentz You Came (2-9) 109.58
142.04 #5 Giants Among Men (6-5) vs. #6 Leap's Peeps (5-6) 94.86
57.38 #7 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (5-6) vs. #8 Minaseans (6-5) 61.68
91.48 #9 The Heavies (5-6) vs. #11 Gumbie's Dammits (3-8) 95.42

 

Division I
106.20 #1 Captain Obvious (9-2) vs. #2 Stele's 49ers (8-3) 61.98
82.04 #3 TBD '16 (7-4) vs. #10 Demariyus Targaryen (4-7) 93.58
105.20 #4 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (7-4) vs. #5 Goffense Wins Championships (6-5) 102.10
114.12 #6 Casterly Rock Rovers (7-4) vs. #7 Grump's Chumps (5-6) 109.28
117.14 #8 Play Stealing Spies (4-7) vs. #9 Brown Coats (4-7) 154.68
74.78 #11 BoomBoom (3-8) vs. #12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (2-9) 81.04

 

Division II
107.50 #1 Shimmering Armadillos (7-4) vs. #7 Pecos Rattlers (7-4) 116.84
81.78 #2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (7-4) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (5-6) 101.18
121.90 #3 Emerald Islanders (7-4) vs. #8 TBA (6-5) 122.80
105.88 #4 Tartans (7-4) vs. #12 Rayguns (0-11) 81.14
94.10 #5 The Sitting Kaps (7-4) vs. #11 Password is Taco (1-10) 68.24
78.58 #6 The Barcelona Dagrons (6-5) vs. #9 The Coversstealing Gene (6-5) 82.94

 

Keeper
102.70 #1 Suicide Squad (9-2) vs. #7 Exley's Magic Lamps (6-5) 112.90
134.08 #2 Andy Reid's Clock Management (7-4) vs. #10 Minaseans (4-7) 77.48
105.44 #3 JollyBill's Big Adventure (6-5) vs. #6 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (6-5) 125.20
91.78 #4 The Immaculate Reception (5-6) vs. #9 Reed It And Weep (5-6) 109.70
107.68 #5 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (6-5) vs. #11 Bonney's Criminals (3-8) 70.86
132.30 #8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (6-5) vs. #12 Garion's Muffin Tops (3-8) 83.92

 

Dynasty
95.44 #1 Sophia Loren Was A Source (8-3) vs. #11 Garion's G-String (4-7) 104.20
121.38 #2 Puffy Tacos (7-4) vs. #3 Ye ole dregs (6-5) 108.78
98.22 #4 Old Man's Dementia (7-4) vs. #8 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (5-6) 87.48
83.30 #5 The Moldavian Massacre (5-6) vs. #12 Grenades (3-8) 94.54
103.04 #6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (5-6) vs. #10 The Barcelona Dagrons (5-6) 129.54
87.94 #7 House Legion (5-6) vs. #9 Los Gringos (6-5) 112.80