FF16: GWJFFL Week 9

Early games:
  • Thursday, November 03rd, 8:25 PM ET: Falcons at Buccaneers

Byes: Cardinals, Bears, Bengals, Texans, Patriots, Redskins

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2016/REG9
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Electric Wizards (LegionSB) * 7-1 2-0 (#1) 987.82
#2 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 5-3 2-0 (#1) 930.36
#3 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 5-3 0-2 (#2) 903.40
#4 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (karmajay) * 4-4 1-1 (#1) 1029.56
#5 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) * 4-4 0-2 (#2) 939.04
#6 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (FSevenSansdeity) * 4-4 2-0 (#1) 870.40
#7 Minaseans (mcheshier) 4-4 1-1 (#2) 915.16
#8 The Heavies (tboon) 4-4 1-1 (#2) 914.62
#9 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 4-4 0-2 (#3) 902.34
#10 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) 3-5 1-1 (#3) 917.72
#11 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie ) 2-6 1-1 (#3) 818.86
#12 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) 2-6 1-1 (#3) 971.70
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (1029.56)
#1 Overall ($10): The Electric Wizards
Division Winner ($15): The Electric Wizards
Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs
Division Winner ($15): Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult
Highest single-week team total ($10): The Heavies (183.82 in week 6)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 8
107.60 #1 The Electric Wizards (7-1) vs. #8 Kissing Cousins (4-4) 126.70
105.10 #2 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (4-4) vs. #9 Leap's Peeps (4-4) 137.42
60.06 #3 The Heavies (4-4) vs. #5 Giants Among Men (5-3) 128.74
92.82 #4 Minaseans (4-4) vs. #6 I Have No Legs (5-3) 141.22
92.00 #7 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (4-4) vs. #11 Old Man's Depends (3-5) 120.00
106.92 #10 From Wentz You Came (2-6) vs. #12 Gumbie's Dammits (2-6) 110.82
Schedule - Week 9
  #1 The Electric Wizards (7-1) vs. #12 From Wentz You Came (2-6)
  #2 Giants Among Men (5-3) vs. #3 I Have No Legs (5-3)
  #4 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (4-4) vs. #6 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (4-4)
  #5 Leap's Peeps (4-4) vs. #10 Old Man's Depends (3-5)
  #7 Minaseans (4-4) vs. #8 The Heavies (4-4)
  #9 Kissing Cousins (4-4) vs. #11 Gumbie's Dammits (2-6)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) * 7-1 2-0 (#1) 1091.18
#2 Stele's 49ers (Stele) * 7-1 2-0 (#1) 1021.94
#3 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) * 5-3 2-0 (#1) 1054.26
#4 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) * 5-3 1-1 (#1) 918.14
#5 TBD '16 (Sr_Malo) * 5-3 1-1 (#2) 914.80
#6 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) * 5-3 1-1 (#2) 886.02
#7 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) 4-4 2-0 (#2) 809.52
#8 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 3-5 0-2 (#3) 866.64
#9 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 2-6 0-2 (#3) 856.16
#10 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 2-6 0-2 (#3) 780.94
#11 BoomBoom (Chabuda) 2-6 1-1 (#2) 756.64
#12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble ) z 1-7 0-2 (#3) 698.28
Results - Week 8
126.70 #1 Captain Obvious (7-1) vs. #4 TBD '16 (5-3) 108.48
121.34 #2 Stele's 49ers (7-1) vs. #7 Grump's Chumps (3-5) 87.98
99.30 #3 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (5-3) vs. #10 Brown Coats (2-6) 115.20
101.52 #5 Casterly Rock Rovers (5-3) vs. #12 Demariyus Targaryen (2-6) 120.28
149.82 #6 Goffense Wins Championships (5-3) vs. #9 BoomBoom (2-6) 84.48
109.74 #8 Play Stealing Spies (4-4) vs. #11 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-7) 86.60
Schedule - Week 9
  #1 Captain Obvious (7-1) vs. #7 Play Stealing Spies (4-4)
  #2 Stele's 49ers (7-1) vs. #3 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (5-3)
  #4 Goffense Wins Championships (5-3) vs. #6 Casterly Rock Rovers (5-3)
  #5 TBD '16 (5-3) vs. #12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-7)
  #8 Grump's Chumps (3-5) vs. #9 Brown Coats (2-6)
  #10 Demariyus Targaryen (2-6) vs. #11 BoomBoom (2-6)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Pecos Rattlers (farhorizon) * 6-2 1-1 (#1) 976.36
#2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (Jredgiant) * 6-2 2-0 (#1) 1000.46
#3 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) * 5-3 1-1 (#2) 1005.14
#4 Shimmering Armadillos (erichoya) * 5-3 2-0 (#2) 997.24
#5 The Sitting Kaps (LegionSB) 5-3 1-1 (#2) 796.88
#6 TBA (iaintgotnopants) * 5-3 1-1 (#1) 948.78
#7 The Coversstealing Gene (FatherInire) * 5-3 2-0 (#1) 956.16
#8 Tartans (Emmes) 4-4 1-1 (#3) 896.76
#9 The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) 4-4 1-1 (#2) 775.14
#10 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) 3-5 0-2 (#3) 762.32
#11 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk ) yz 0-8 0-2 (#3) 722.58
#12 Password is Taco (jonners99 ) z 0-8 0-2 (#3) 684.28
Results - Week 8
104.30 #1 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (6-2) vs. #12 Password is Taco (0-8) 64.70
109.90 #2 Shimmering Armadillos (5-3) vs. #5 Emerald Islanders (5-3) 125.12
111.68 #3 The Coversstealing Gene (5-3) vs. #7 The Sitting Kaps (5-3) 113.00
109.52 #4 Pecos Rattlers (6-2) vs. #6 Tartans (4-4) 102.52
135.30 #8 TBA (5-3) vs. #11 Rayguns (0-8) 83.64
63.50 #9 The Barcelona Dagrons (4-4) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (3-5) 85.78
Schedule - Week 9
  #1 Pecos Rattlers (6-2) vs. #9 The Barcelona Dagrons (4-4)
  #2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (6-2) vs. #6 TBA (5-3)
  #3 Emerald Islanders (5-3) vs. #5 The Sitting Kaps (5-3)
  #4 Shimmering Armadillos (5-3) vs. #7 The Coversstealing Gene (5-3)
  #8 Tartans (4-4) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (3-5)
  #11 Rayguns (0-8) vs. #12 Password is Taco (0-8)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 7-1 2-0 (#1) 964.60
#2 JollyBill's Big Adventure (Jolly) * 6-2 2-0 (#1) 1010.62
#3 Andy Reid's Clock Management (Apollo0507) * 5-3 1-1 (#2) 919.04
#4 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) * 5-3 0-2 (#1) 880.34
#5 Exley's Magic Lamps (FatherInire) * 4-4 2-0 (#1) 915.32
#6 The Immaculate Reception (Landshrk83) * 4-4 1-1 (#2) 1015.66
#7 Reed It And Weep (ukickmydog) 4-4 0-2 (#3) 901.58
#8 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) 3-5 2-0 (#2) 913.48
#9 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) 3-5 1-1 (#3) 844.24
#10 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 3-5 1-1 (#2) 840.34
#11 Minaseans (mcheshier) 2-6 0-2 (#3) 933.22
#12 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 2-6 0-2 (#3) 881.16
Results - Week 8
129.72 #1 Suicide Squad (7-1) vs. #12 Garion's Muffin Tops (2-6) 94.70
131.04 #2 JollyBill's Big Adventure (6-2) vs. #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (3-5) 69.86
110.00 #3 The Immaculate Reception (4-4) vs. #6 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (5-3) 132.60
77.20 #4 Exley's Magic Lamps (4-4) vs. #5 Andy Reid's Clock Management (5-3) 95.22
86.02 #8 Bonney's Criminals (3-5) vs. #9 Reed It And Weep (4-4) 149.22
90.98 #10 Minaseans (2-6) vs. #11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (3-5) 125.82
Schedule - Week 9
  #1 Suicide Squad (7-1) vs. #4 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (5-3)
  #2 JollyBill's Big Adventure (6-2) vs. #5 Exley's Magic Lamps (4-4)
  #3 Andy Reid's Clock Management (5-3) vs. #8 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (3-5)
  #6 The Immaculate Reception (4-4) vs. #12 Garion's Muffin Tops (2-6)
  #7 Reed It And Weep (4-4) vs. #10 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (3-5)
  #9 Bonney's Criminals (3-5) vs. #11 Minaseans (2-6)
Projected keeper values (subject to change)
Unofficial, projected, estimated keeper values.

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Ye ole dregs (FSevenSansdeity) * 6-2 1-1 (#1) 984.30
#2 Sophia Loren Was A Source (FatherInire) * 6-2 2-0 (#1) 974.80
#3 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 5-3 2-0 (#2) 989.38
#4 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 5-3 1-1 (#2) 1026.12
#5 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) * 4-4 2-0 (#1) 949.16
#6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) * 4-4 1-1 (#1) 890.26
#7 House Legion (LegionSB) 4-4 1-1 (#2) 857.18
#8 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 4-4 0-2 (#3) 892.72
#9 Garion's G-String (garion333) 3-5 0-2 (#3) 932.56
#10 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) 3-5 1-1 (#2) 816.30
#11 Grenades (Chabuda) 2-6 0-2 (#3) 714.96
#12 The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) 2-6 1-1 (#3) 812.78
Results - Week 8
102.46 #1 Puffy Tacos (5-3) vs. #3 Sophia Loren Was A Source (6-2) 107.42
109.50 #2 Ye ole dregs (6-2) vs. #11 Grenades (2-6) 55.08
185.68 #4 The Moldavian Massacre (5-3) vs. #7 Garion's G-String (3-5) 121.30
111.20 #5 Los Gringos (4-4) vs. #8 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (4-4) 122.32
110.50 #6 Old Man's Dementia (4-4) vs. #12 The Barcelona Dagrons (2-6) 83.10
59.98 #9 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (3-5) vs. #10 House Legion (4-4) 104.24
Schedule - Week 9
  #1 Ye ole dregs (6-2) vs. #12 The Barcelona Dagrons (2-6)
  #2 Sophia Loren Was A Source (6-2) vs. #7 House Legion (4-4)
  #3 Puffy Tacos (5-3) vs. #10 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (3-5)
  #4 The Moldavian Massacre (5-3) vs. #8 Los Gringos (4-4)
  #5 Old Man's Dementia (4-4) vs. #11 Grenades (2-6)
  #6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (4-4) vs. #9 Garion's G-String (3-5)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Some people almost eliminated but no one clinched yet across multiple leagues.

I may not be undefeated anymore, but with a solid 2 game lead on the rest of the league, the Electric Wizard videos aren't stopping soon!

#LegaliseDrugsAndMurder

It's so sad that as a Jags and Niners fan you think 2nd place is something special, Legion.

The Wizards aren't in no stinking second place.

Dammit, that's what I get for posting while cooking meth dinner.

My WR pool is definitely costing me games this year.

Keeper and Pro byes this week... I think I'm in trouble.

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That's definitely a draft problem!

Pro
118.92 #1 The Electric Wizards (8-1) vs. #12 From Wentz You Came (2-7) 110.68
120.48 #2 Giants Among Men (5-4) vs. #3 I Have No Legs (6-3) 124.12
106.04 #4 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (5-4) vs. #6 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (4-5) 102.74
123.76 #5 Leap's Peeps (4-5) vs. #10 Old Man's Depends (4-5) 166.60
89.46 #7 Minaseans (5-4) vs. #8 The Heavies (4-5) 87.80
103.18 #9 Kissing Cousins (5-4) vs. #11 Gumbie's Dammits (2-7) 89.60

 

Division I
159.06 #1 Captain Obvious (8-1) vs. #7 Play Stealing Spies (4-5) 110.98
100.76 #2 Stele's 49ers (7-2) vs. #3 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (6-3) 129.22
121.66 #4 Goffense Wins Championships (6-3) vs. #6 Casterly Rock Rovers (5-4) 78.72
118.96 #5 TBD '16 (6-3) vs. #12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-8) 68.94
136.60 #8 Grump's Chumps (4-5) vs. #9 Brown Coats (2-7) 117.34
121.18 #10 Demariyus Targaryen (3-6) vs. #11 BoomBoom (2-7) 86.00

 

Division II
101.26 #1 Pecos Rattlers (6-3) vs. #9 The Barcelona Dagrons (5-4) 106.96
120.64 #2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (7-2) vs. #6 TBA (5-4) 82.22
107.06 #3 Emerald Islanders (6-3) vs. #5 The Sitting Kaps (5-4) 101.62
135.62 #4 Shimmering Armadillos (6-3) vs. #7 The Coversstealing Gene (5-4) 109.38
174.88 #8 Tartans (5-4) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (3-6) 115.80
68.78 #11 Rayguns (0-9) vs. #12 Password is Taco (1-8) 83.84

 

Keeper
117.22 #1 Suicide Squad (8-1) vs. #4 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (5-4) 94.98
112.08 #2 JollyBill's Big Adventure (6-3) vs. #5 Exley's Magic Lamps (5-4) 117.92
95.58 #3 Andy Reid's Clock Management (5-4) vs. #8 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (4-5) 106.28
143.94 #6 The Immaculate Reception (5-4) vs. #12 Garion's Muffin Tops (2-7) 95.26
106.66 #7 Reed It And Weep (4-5) vs. #10 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (4-5) 116.06
122.96 #9 Bonney's Criminals (3-6) vs. #11 Minaseans (3-6) 141.20

 

Dynasty
93.34 #1 Ye ole dregs (6-3) vs. #12 The Barcelona Dagrons (3-6) 99.24
160.10 #2 Sophia Loren Was A Source (7-2) vs. #7 House Legion (4-5) 70.58
127.28 #3 Puffy Tacos (5-4) vs. #10 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (4-5) 137.36
100.42 #4 The Moldavian Massacre (5-4) vs. #8 Los Gringos (5-4) 140.88
141.56 #5 Old Man's Dementia (5-4) vs. #11 Grenades (2-7) 91.02
108.22 #6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (5-4) vs. #9 Garion's G-String (3-6) 92.32

 

Lol, If I'd managed to start a TE and kicker I think I could have gained the 5 points I needed. My god, I had a TE on the bench who scored 8. Oh well. This is a crazy couple weeks to be a manager. No time / mental focus.