Florida News Story Catch-all

About time.

I regret it now, but in a fit of pique and desperation, I've changed a diaper on a restaurant table when an employee admonished me as I was going into the ladies bathroom to do it as, of course, there was no changing table in the men's.

Might be moot anyway, there's definitely been a shift around these parts to gender-neutral bathrooms in the last few years, which kind of sidesteps the problem.

In the "I'm surprised this isn't a Florida Man story" department:

Illinois mother arrested for driving with her kids on the roof of the car--in a pool

Florida Man, convicted of attempted murder, expresses his disdain by dousing the prosecutor in urine.

According to the court complaint the wicked pisser said, “He pissed on me. He told me to do it. F him." Surely the stenographer would have noted that.

Part of the blame has to lie with the defense attorney, I mean don't they coach up their clients regarding who not to throw urine on?

Running Man wrote:

wicked pisser

Hey, this is the Florida news thread, not the Boston news thread.

merphle wrote:
Running Man wrote:

wicked pisser

Hey, this is the Florida news thread, not the Boston news thread.

You haven’t been to Florida lately. The place is thick with NorthEasternors fleeing taxes

Ego Man wrote:
merphle wrote:
Running Man wrote:

wicked pisser

Hey, this is the Florida news thread, not the Boston news thread.

You haven’t been to Florida lately. The place is thick with NorthEasternors fleeing taxes

No I have not. Thankfully.

merphle wrote:
Running Man wrote:

wicked pisser

Hey, this is the Florida news thread, not the Boston news thread.

He said pisser, not pissah. Those are New Yorkers fleeing taxes.

I say this as a New Yorker now living in Mass.

A Florida Man and Florida Woman were arrested on Friday night on DUI charges when they cut across a road on their bikes and nearly got hit.

While the couple were waiting in the back of a Nassau Sheriff’s patrol car to be transported to jail they “took their clothes off and started to have sex.” When the deputy tried to separate the couple, the Florida Man--who was completely naked--pushed the deputy to the ground and fled on foot. He streaked across a shopping center parking lot and was found hiding behind an ice cream shop.