Florida News Story Catch-all


Not a bad call, actually. If he had driven it to a Popeyes, though...

When I think of violent explosions, Taco Bell immediately comes to mind.

Followed by Chipotle.

Duke nukem retired in FL huh?

I like to kick ass and drench spray tan. And I'm all out of gum.

Florida woman uses TV remote to knock out the dentures of another Florida woman

Credit to the author for going all in with the puns.

Evidently, the 35-year-old woman was not armed to the teeth.

The 62-year-old woman did not say they fought tooth and nail.

Deputies reported the 62-year-old woman appeared a bit under the influence, but there were no allegations of lying through the teeth.

The incident may have been no skin off the 62-year-old woman’s teeth because she did not want to pursue charges.

I would have gone with efferdently since they’re dentures and all.