Florida News Story Catch-all

The story itself isn't that remarkable (by Florida standards), but the guy's name and mugshot is.

Florida man named Thor fires 30 bullets in garage after fight with housemate

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I would expect someone named Thor to be taller than 5'8".

It's important to get your Vitamin D. Even in Florida a lot of adults are low. Way to go, motorcycle man!

Crocodiles apparently know how to use pool noodles now...

Doug wrote:

My goal is to be the first person to make a living off farting after getting fired from my job in a public manner.

I think Doug is a few years late for that.

I wonder if that name was the inspiration for Mel Brook's governor character in Blazing Saddles.

Running Man wrote:

I wonder if that name was the inspiration for Mel Brook's governor character in Blazing Saddles.

Maybe read the "trivia" section of the IMDB entry for the film itself.

As Arrest Loomed, Florida Man Decided To Channel His Inner Michael Scott

While conducting a pat down of McComas, the deputy inquired about the “long cylindrical object” in the suspect's pants.

"That's what she said," replied McComas.

MeatMan wrote:

As Arrest Loomed, Florida Man Decided To Channel His Inner Michael Scott

While conducting a pat down of McComas, the deputy inquired about the “long cylindrical object” in the suspect's pants.

"That's what she said," replied McComas.

The deputy subsequently handcuffed McComas and confiscated a cylindrical case containing marijuana and a glass pipe (a second pipe was found in the auto).

Florida Man falls asleep in stolen car full of stolen goods and gets arrested for all of it

The laundry list of charges:

4 counts of burglary of a vehicle
2 counts of burglary of a structure
4 counts of possession of burglary tools with intent to use
2 counts of grand theft
2 counts of petit theft
2 counts of felony criminal mischief
1 count of grand theft of a motor vehicle
1 count of possession of marijuana
1 count of possession of drug paraphernalia
1 count of driving with a suspended license

Via twitter:

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Don't Mess With the Uber Driver - A very twisted tale.

(Careful. This could quickly turn into D&D territory. Remember, this is Florida.)

If the ladies weren't gay before they saw his junk, they are now.

Seems like he was trying to start a Chik-Fil-A Sword Fight Club.

*rimshot*

Florida woman takes out her dentures to scare away naked man on her property

Pettersen says she popped her teeth out and shouted “Grandma no teeth” at the man.

Florida Man Van

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Florida Van

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Florida Man Van

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if only there was some indication of what this man was capable of.