Florida News Story Catch-all

merphle wrote:

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

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Stengah wrote:

I can't pick a favorite line.
"And it was Jesus who game them to me behind the KFC and told me to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space."
"I am willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up."
"We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs"

I like the $10,000 "in cash, drug paraphernalia and a baby alligator" myself.

merphle wrote:

Snopes claims that article is fake, but I’m going to leave it up, because honestly it’s not that far off from reality.

Yeah, does seem too good to be true.

bnpederson wrote:
merphle wrote:

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

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Stengah wrote:

I can't pick a favorite line.
"And it was Jesus who game them to me behind the KFC and told me to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space."
"I am willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up."
"We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs"

I like the $10,000 "in cash, drug paraphernalia and a baby alligator" myself.

merphle wrote:

Snopes claims that article is fake, but I’m going to leave it up, because honestly it’s not that far off from reality.

Yeah, does seem too good to be true.

Sounds like just about every televangelist every

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bow chikka bow bow

I think I've seen that movie.

"Thank you for your service".

Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me...

Not reading the rest to preserve the illusion that this article also ended with “and a baby alligator.”

bhchrist wrote:

Not reading the rest to preserve the illusion that this article also ended with “and a baby alligator.”

Well, where do you think baby alligators come from?

On the other end of the spectrum, Florida Man chugged beer during DUI stop.

Florida man gets tattoo of a pair of nipples on his buttocks

And yes, there is a photo, which I'll put behind the spoiler tag.

Spoiler:

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Never change, Florida man, never change.

That is dedication to upkeep, can't have no hair growing back there to ruin art. Haha.

MeatMan wrote:

Florida man gets tattoo of a pair of nipples on his buttocks

And yes, there is a photo, which I'll put behind the spoiler tag.

Spoiler:

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I want to share it on FB, but I’m afraid it would land me in FB jail.

Hobear wrote:

That is dedication to upkeep, can't have no hair growing back there to ruin art. Haha.

In Florida, hairy buttchests are a status symbol.

LouZiffer wrote:
Hobear wrote:

That is dedication to upkeep, can't have no hair growing back there to ruin art. Haha.

In Florida, hairy buttchests are a status symbol.

But is hairy cleavage?

Rat Boy wrote:
LouZiffer wrote:
Hobear wrote:

That is dedication to upkeep, can't have no hair growing back there to ruin art. Haha.

In Florida, hairy buttchests are a status symbol.

But is hairy cleavage?

On many Florida men, yes.

Florida man pulled over during a traffic stop told state troopers his dog was doing the driving

Garrett said his dog was driving, a feat that could be considered problematic for even accomplished canines, such as Scooby-Doo, Rin Tin Tin or Old Yeller. Still, a slew of recent Subaru commercials feature dogs driving, so it may be possible.

Their album will be called Destiny's Python

Looks more like a boa.

SillyRabbit wrote:

Looks more like a boa. :)

And he previously shot his face off. All we’re missing is a gator!

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Florida Man denies drinking and driving, as he only sipped his bourbon while stopped at lights and stop signs.