That's right, my merry little elves. It's that time again, time to don your gay apparel, hide in the bushes, and stalk one of your fellow Goodjers to discover what will truly jingle their bells, deck their halls, spin their dreidels, and make their yule tide so very very hard. It's time for the 2016 Secret Stan!
We kicked this off last year at the beginning of October, and it made a huge difference, giving everyone more time to sign up and plot their diabolical merriment. As per last year, we're going to set the deadline for before Black Friday to allow everyone to take advantage of those deals if they so choose. The basic rules are below, and if you have any questions, as usual, just email me at the address as follows.
- There is no minimum, there is no maximum. Get what you can, and I promise you that your victim will adore it. This will be my fourth year doing this, and I have not once gotten a complaint about a gift.
- The deadline will be November 15. This will give everyone plenty of time to sign up and to let me know any potential issues that might crop up. I will begin pairing people on that date, and will have everyone paired up by November 18.
- Submit your information with this form. If you don't want people you've had before, make sure you list that. In addition, the more information you can give me on what you want (Amazon wish lists, likes and dislikes, bondage gear sizes, etc.), the easier a time your Stantee will have of it.
- Your Trichy Claus may be cavalier with his attitudes on many things, but your privacy and security is not one of them. I will transfer all information from the Google Form data to my portable hard drive, which is password protected and kept with me at all times. Once transferred, I will remove your information from the cloud, so Snowden or Al Gore doesn't grab it for nefarious purposes.
Let me know if you have any questions, and remember, it's your holiday cheer that keeps me looking so ruggedly handsome, so don't skimp this year.