FF16: GWJFFL Week 3

Early games:
  • Thursday, September 22nd, 8:25 PM ET: Texans at Patriots

Byes: None

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2016/REG3
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (karmajay) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 314.38
#2 The Electric Wizards (LegionSB) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 251.34
#3 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (FSevenSansdeity) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 237.30
#4 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 1-1 1-0 (#2) 263.12
#5 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 255.00
#6 The Heavies (tboon) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 241.78
#7 From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 237.48
#8 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 1-1 0-1 (#2) 231.66
#9 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 232.38
#10 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 236.66
#11 Minaseans (mcheshier) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 216.56
#12 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 200.42
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (314.38)
#1 Overall ($10): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs
Division Winner ($15): The Electric Wizards
Division Winner ($15): Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult
Division Winner ($15): Giants Among Men
Highest single-week team total ($10): Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (158.00 in week 1)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 2
156.38 #1 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (2-0) vs. #6 Old Man's Depends (1-1) 137.80
101.22 #2 The Electric Wizards (2-0) vs. #11 I Have No Legs (0-2) 98.86
94.22 #3 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (2-0) vs. #7 Minaseans (0-2) 89.76
112.24 #4 Leap's Peeps (1-1) vs. #10 From Wentz You Came (1-1) 134.96
106.02 #5 Giants Among Men (1-1) vs. #8 Kissing Cousins (1-1) 125.08
135.62 #9 The Heavies (1-1) vs. #12 Gumbie's Dammits (0-2) 135.32
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (2-0) vs. #10 Gumbie's Dammits (0-2)
  #2 The Electric Wizards (2-0) vs. #4 Old Man's Depends (1-1)
  #3 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (2-0) vs. #7 From Wentz You Came (1-1)
  #5 Leap's Peeps (1-1) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (1-1)
  #6 The Heavies (1-1) vs. #12 I Have No Legs (0-2)
  #8 Kissing Cousins (1-1) vs. #11 Minaseans (0-2)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 295.10
#2 Stele's 49ers (Stele) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 263.76
#3 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 255.74
#4 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 248.98
#5 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) * 1-1 0-1 (#2) 237.46
#6 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) * 1-1 0-1 (#3) 235.20
#7 Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) 1-1 1-0 (#2) 214.22
#8 TBD '16 (Sr_Malo) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 207.98
#9 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble) 1-1 0-1 (#2) 182.08
#10 BoomBoom (Chabuda) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 227.78
#11 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 207.38
#12 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 192.26
Results - Week 2
127.30 #1 Captain Obvious (2-0) vs. #5 Grump's Chumps (1-1) 117.52
119.76 #2 Stele's 49ers (2-0) vs. #6 TBD '16 (1-1) 95.54
106.22 #3 Play Stealing Spies (1-1) vs. #8 Casterly Rock Rovers (1-1) 119.22
117.72 #4 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (2-0) vs. #9 BoomBoom (0-2) 111.72
73.68 #7 Brown Coats (0-2) vs. #10 Goffense Wins Championships (1-1) 117.56
95.66 #11 Demariyus Targaryen (0-2) vs. #12 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-1) 109.36
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Captain Obvious (2-0) vs. #11 Brown Coats (0-2)
  #2 Stele's 49ers (2-0) vs. #12 Demariyus Targaryen (0-2)
  #3 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (2-0) vs. #8 TBD '16 (1-1)
  #4 Play Stealing Spies (1-1) vs. #7 Goffense Wins Championships (1-1)
  #5 Casterly Rock Rovers (1-1) vs. #6 Grump's Chumps (1-1)
  #9 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-1) vs. #10 BoomBoom (0-2)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 267.92
#2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (Jredgiant) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 266.58
#3 The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 265.86
#4 The Coversstealing Gene (FatherInire) * 2-0 1-0 (#2) 229.32
#5 Shimmering Armadillos (erichoya) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 249.00
#6 Pecos Rattlers (farhorizon) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 236.32
#7 The Sitting Kaps (LegionSB) 1-1 0-1 (#2) 229.24
#8 Tartans (Emmes) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 224.06
#9 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 230.88
#10 TBA (iaintgotnopants) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 222.90
#11 Password is Taco (jonners99) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 196.38
#12 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 175.08
Results - Week 2
101.96 #1 Shimmering Armadillos (1-1) vs. #2 The Barcelona Dagrons (2-0) 120.76
139.46 #3 Emerald Islanders (2-0) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (0-2) 133.32
138.88 #4 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (2-0) vs. #5 The Sitting Kaps (1-1) 111.32
115.90 #6 The Coversstealing Gene (2-0) vs. #12 Password is Taco (0-2) 104.26
119.18 #7 Pecos Rattlers (1-1) vs. #11 Rayguns (0-2) 81.92
113.00 #8 TBA (0-2) vs. #9 Tartans (1-1) 126.82
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Emerald Islanders (2-0) vs. #10 TBA (0-2)
  #2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (2-0) vs. #8 Tartans (1-1)
  #3 The Barcelona Dagrons (2-0) vs. #4 The Coversstealing Gene (2-0)
  #5 Shimmering Armadillos (1-1) vs. #12 Rayguns (0-2)
  #6 Pecos Rattlers (1-1) vs. #11 Password is Taco (0-2)
  #7 The Sitting Kaps (1-1) vs. #9 The Hairy Kids (0-2)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Immaculate Reception (Landshrk83) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 280.68
#2 JollyBill's Big Adventure (Jolly) * 2-0 1-0 (#2) 255.28
#3 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 234.80
#4 Suicide Squad (Kush15) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 211.86
#5 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 264.80
#6 Exley's Magic Lamps (FatherInire) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 248.64
#7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) * 1-1 1-0 (#2) 236.06
#8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 233.92
#9 Reed It And Weep (ukickmydog) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 222.10
#10 Minaseans (mcheshier) 0-2 0-1 (#2) 221.38
#11 Andy Reid's Clock Management (Apollo0507) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 217.58
#12 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 197.80
Results - Week 2
97.90 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (1-1) vs. #11 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-1) 138.86
136.18 #2 The Immaculate Reception (2-0) vs. #12 Reed It And Weep (0-2) 127.26
130.92 #3 JollyBill's Big Adventure (2-0) vs. #9 Minaseans (0-2) 120.02
127.42 #4 Exley's Magic Lamps (1-1) vs. #6 Bonney's Criminals (2-0) 134.04
106.26 #5 Suicide Squad (2-0) vs. #8 Andy Reid's Clock Management (0-2) 101.16
104.46 #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (1-1) vs. #10 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (0-2) 98.62
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 The Immaculate Reception (2-0) vs. #2 JollyBill's Big Adventure (2-0)
  #3 Bonney's Criminals (2-0) vs. #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (1-1)
  #4 Suicide Squad (2-0) vs. #9 Reed It And Weep (0-2)
  #5 Garion's Muffin Tops (1-1) vs. #6 Exley's Magic Lamps (1-1)
  #8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-1) vs. #12 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (0-2)
  #10 Minaseans (0-2) vs. #11 Andy Reid's Clock Management (0-2)
[Experimental] Estimated, projected keeper values (subject to change)
No, really, even after week 17, they're not final until they're officially final.

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Sophia Loren Was A Source (FatherInire) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 272.74
#2 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 261.60
#3 Puffy Tacos (erichoya) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 253.48
#4 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 1-1 0-1 (#2) 256.98
#5 Ye ole dregs (FSevenSansdeity) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 254.42
#6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 232.28
#7 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 1-1 0-1 (#2) 229.38
#8 Grenades (Chabuda) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 222.30
#9 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 217.36
#10 Garion's G-String (garion333) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 248.96
#11 House Legion (LegionSB) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 225.38
#12 The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 166.16
Results - Week 2
102.12 #1 Ye ole dregs (1-1) vs. #6 Puffy Tacos (2-0) 143.12
145.00 #2 Sophia Loren Was A Source (2-0) vs. #3 The Moldavian Massacre (1-1) 129.86
138.80 #4 Old Man's Dementia (2-0) vs. #8 House Legion (0-2) 116.02
98.16 #5 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-1) vs. #10 Grenades (1-1) 114.14
120.52 #7 Garion's G-String (0-2) vs. #9 Los Gringos (1-1) 120.56
66.42 #11 The Barcelona Dagrons (0-2) vs. #12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-1) 137.14
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Sophia Loren Was A Source (2-0) vs. #6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-1)
  #2 Old Man's Dementia (2-0) vs. #5 Ye ole dregs (1-1)
  #3 Puffy Tacos (2-0) vs. #10 Garion's G-String (0-2)
  #4 The Moldavian Massacre (1-1) vs. #8 Grenades (1-1)
  #7 Los Gringos (1-1) vs. #11 House Legion (0-2)
  #9 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-1) vs. #12 The Barcelona Dagrons (0-2)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Whew!

Just tagging in

tboon wrote:

Whew!

Dang .3 could you have cut it any closer?

karmajay wrote:

Dang .3 could you have cut it any closer?

Coulda lost, I guess.

tboon wrote:

Whew!

Sigh.

Gumbie wrote:
tboon wrote:

Whew!

Sigh.

Week 3 in Keeper is exciting! After a TE pickup Landshrk and I are now predicted to be within a point of each other. Heavy hitters, go!

Fantasy football is a nightmare so far this year and we've played TWO games. Seems like every person on my roster is either out or doubtful.

Better than me. All my players just suck.

Ugh, took a risk and started Gronkowski because he was supposed to play. He did play, but had no catches.

Jolly Bill wrote:

Week 3 in Keeper is exciting! After a TE pickup Landshrk and I are now predicted to be within a point of each other. Heavy hitters, go!

Looks one this one's going to you, but I was pretty pumped for the matchup. Hopefully we'll meet again later in the year when I have Moncrief, Coleman and Lewis back.

I left 30 points on the bench, but as long as Witten doesn't go off in the 2nd half here it looks like I might still win.

Man, this has been a brutal beginning to the season for me. in Dynasty I'm an absolute dumpster fire instead of getting better.

Yey, 0-3 is a great way to begin my D1 career.

UpToIsomorphism wrote:

Yey, 0-3 is a great way to begin my D1 career.

Sorry, man. Stafford came through against projections, and Rudolph, my desperation backup TE, had an awesome week.

It's been a fun three weeks, riding D Will and Spencer Ware to victory. But with the return of Lev Bell and Jamaal Charles (neither of whom I own), and Langford and J Stew sitting broken on my bench, my RB stable has suddenly become rather bare.

Now I get why there is only one RB-exclusive slot in this league. Good call, whoever set that up.

Many years of trial and error

Landshrk83 wrote:
Jolly Bill wrote:

Week 3 in Keeper is exciting! After a TE pickup Landshrk and I are now predicted to be within a point of each other. Heavy hitters, go!

Looks one this one's going to you, but I was pretty pumped for the matchup. Hopefully we'll meet again later in the year when I have Moncrief, Coleman and Lewis back.

I'm going to credit this week's (likely) win with having the foresight to pick the Chiefs defense on an OBVIOUS 30 pt performance this week.

Man this is the type of fantasy Monday night stuff i hate. I need 4 points from the Saints WR1 to win. Should be easy. Brees has 331 yards passing and my guy has 13 yards.

Then Brees starts throwing interceptions in the 4th quarter. Fudge.

Pro
117.14 #1 Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (2-1) vs. #10 Gumbie's Dammits (1-2) 117.68
132.44 #2 The Electric Wizards (3-0) vs. #4 Old Man's Depends (1-2) 102.10
159.00 #3 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (3-0) vs. #7 From Wentz You Came (1-2) 120.52
102.20 #5 Leap's Peeps (1-2) vs. #9 Giants Among Men (2-1) 119.40
121.48 #6 The Heavies (2-1) vs. #12 I Have No Legs (0-3) 114.78
132.22 #8 Kissing Cousins (1-2) vs. #11 Minaseans (1-2) 141.48

 

Division I
128.80 #1 Captain Obvious (3-0) vs. #11 Brown Coats (0-3) 107.84
126.98 #2 Stele's 49ers (3-0) vs. #12 Demariyus Targaryen (0-3) 103.66
159.24 #3 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (3-0) vs. #8 TBD '16 (1-2) 111.98
101.90 #4 Play Stealing Spies (2-1) vs. #7 Goffense Wins Championships (1-2) 73.66
147.68 #5 Casterly Rock Rovers (2-1) vs. #6 Grump's Chumps (1-2) 125.20
90.12 #9 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (1-2) vs. #10 BoomBoom (1-2) 94.28

 

Division II
123.16 #1 Emerald Islanders (2-1) vs. #10 TBA (1-2) 144.90
135.14 #2 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (3-0) vs. #8 Tartans (1-2) 126.78
65.58 #3 The Barcelona Dagrons (2-1) vs. #4 The Coversstealing Gene (3-0) 123.90
134.66 #5 Shimmering Armadillos (2-1) vs. #12 Rayguns (0-3) 122.10
142.50 #6 Pecos Rattlers (2-1) vs. #11 Password is Taco (0-3) 94.32
107.44 #7 The Sitting Kaps (2-1) vs. #9 The Hairy Kids (0-3) 70.38

 

Keeper
117.04 #1 The Immaculate Reception (2-1) vs. #2 JollyBill's Big Adventure (3-0) 153.20
107.50 #3 Bonney's Criminals (2-1) vs. #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (2-1) 135.96
112.88 #4 Suicide Squad (2-1) vs. #9 Reed It And Weep (1-2) 122.44
99.50 #5 Garion's Muffin Tops (1-2) vs. #6 Exley's Magic Lamps (2-1) 108.44
100.96 #8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-2) vs. #12 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (1-2) 117.50
130.38 #10 Minaseans (0-3) vs. #11 Andy Reid's Clock Management (1-2) 153.32

 

Dynasty
125.80 #1 Sophia Loren Was A Source (3-0) vs. #6 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-2) 88.64
105.70 #2 Old Man's Dementia (2-1) vs. #5 Ye ole dregs (2-1) 136.24
128.28 #3 Puffy Tacos (3-0) vs. #10 Garion's G-String (0-3) 118.96
157.44 #4 The Moldavian Massacre (2-1) vs. #8 Grenades (1-2) 107.08
75.22 #7 Los Gringos (1-2) vs. #11 House Legion (1-2) 126.98
95.88 #9 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-2) vs. #12 The Barcelona Dagrons (1-2) 160.30

 

Underdog sweep in keeper.

Week 4