FF16: GWJFFL Week 1

Early games:
  • Thursday, September 08th, 8:30 PM ET: Panthers at Broncos

Byes: None

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2016/REG1
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Giants Among Men (Kush15) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
From Wentz You Came (Apollo0507) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
The Electric Wizards (LegionSB) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (karmajay) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
The Heavies (tboon) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Minaseans (mcheshier) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Fat Bottom Gurleys (FSevenSansdeity) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Schedule - Week 1
  The Electric Wizards (0-0) vs. Gumbie's Dammits (0-0)
  The Heavies (0-0) vs. Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (0-0)
  I Have No Legs (0-0) vs. Old Man's Depends (0-0)
  Leap's Peeps (0-0) vs. Minaseans (0-0)
  Fat Bottom Gurleys (0-0) vs. Kissing Cousins (0-0)
  From Wentz You Came (0-0) vs. Giants Among Men (0-0)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
Goffense Wins Championships (Carlbear95) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Stele's 49ers (Stele) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
TBD '16 (Sr_Malo) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
BoomBoom (Chabuda) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Schedule - Week 1
  BoomBoom (0-0) vs. Stele's 49ers (0-0)
  Grump's Chumps (0-0) vs. Goffense Wins Championships (0-0)
  Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (0-0) vs. Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (0-0)
  TBD '16 (0-0) vs. Demariyus Targaryen (0-0)
  Captain Obvious (0-0) vs. Casterly Rock Rovers (0-0)
  Brown Coats (0-0) vs. Play Stealing Spies (0-0)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
The Sitting Kaps (LegionSB) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (Jredgiant) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Rayguns (nightelfmohawk) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Shimmering Armadillos (erichoya) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Pecos Rattlers (farhorizon) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
The Coversstealing Gene (FatherInire) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Password is Taco (jonners99) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
TBA (iaintgotnopants) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Emerald Islanders (TorqGWJ) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Tartans (Emmes) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Schedule - Week 1
  The Coversstealing Gene (0-0) vs. Rayguns (0-0)
  TBA (0-0) vs. The Sitting Kaps (0-0)
  Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (0-0) vs. The Hairy Kids (0-0)
  Pecos Rattlers (0-0) vs. Shimmering Armadillos (0-0)
  Password is Taco (0-0) vs. The Barcelona Dagrons (0-0)
  Tartans (0-0) vs. Emerald Islanders (0-0)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Andy Reid's Clock Management (Apollo0507) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Suicide Squad (Kush15) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Minase and his Tight Ends (mcheshier) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Reed It And Weep (ukickmydog) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (Jolly) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
OBJesus Saved my Life (Landshrk83) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Exley's Magic Lamps (FatherInire) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Schedule - Week 1
  Suicide Squad (0-0) vs. Minase and his Tight Ends (0-0)
  Andy Reid's Clock Management (0-0) vs. OBJesus Saved my Life (0-0)
  Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (0-0) vs. Garion's Muffin Tops (0-0)
  Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (0-0) vs. Exley's Magic Lamps (0-0)
  Reed It And Weep (0-0) vs. JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (0-0)
  Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (0-0) vs. Bonney's Criminals (0-0)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Grenades (Chabuda) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Sophia Loren Was A Source (FatherInire) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
House Legion (LegionSB) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Puffy Tacos (erichoya) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
The Adjective Nouns (FSevenSansdeity) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Garion's G-String (garion333) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
The Barcelona Dagrons (SHDuetzmann) 0-0 (#1) 0.00
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) 0-0 (#2) 0.00
Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) 0-0 (#3) 0.00
Schedule - Week 1
  The Moldavian Massacre (0-0) vs. The Barcelona Dagrons (0-0)
  Sophia Loren Was A Source (0-0) vs. Grenades (0-0)
  Old Man's Dementia (0-0) vs. Los Gringos (0-0)
  House Legion (0-0) vs. Puffy Tacos (0-0)
  Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-0) vs. Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (0-0)
  The Adjective Nouns (0-0) vs. Garion's G-String (0-0)

 

Woohoo! Here we go!

It doesn't look like Flea Flicker has a mobile app. How is that possible in this day and age? How am I going to keep updated on how badly I'm losing throughout Sundays?

Yeah, I'm still pretty shocked about that.

But now that the drafts are over I'm getting excited for the season to start!

Don't look at me, I voted to do leagues on ESPN.

So you were the one!

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Damn, I no longer get to beat Gumbie twice a year but still have to be beaten twice by ukick? Something wrong with that.

tboon wrote:

Damn, I no longer get to beat Gumbie twice a year but still have to be beaten twice by ukick? Something wrong with that.

Dang! Classic looking right past your week 1 game to another team!

Wait, what? Assuming you're talking about Pro, your division didn't change as far as I can tell.

Edit: And for the record, you split both of your divisional rivalries last year... but Gumbie did win your third matchup.

Sorry, was looking at the lines in the table in the OP - it appeared like we had a realignment by looking at the heavier lines. In short, I should have looked at FF before posting.

To your second point, if I were concerned about facts I would be bringing the Factalk instead of the Smacktalk.

Well the fleaflicker web site is so lightweight that it works well in mobile Chrome. That's been the excuse, or also that Grumps is too lazy to change.

Aww, you had me excited there for a minute tboon :). I really should be in your division though seeing as how we live like 20 minutes apart...

Grumpicus wrote:

Edit: And for the record, you split both of your divisional rivalries last year... but Gumbie did win your third matchup.

Excuse tboon he's old, senile and gets his facts mixed up very easily.

I'm sorry for benching you Kelvin, never again.

It isn't your fault, the Panthers fed everyone BS about him being on a snap count.

Keenan, why you gotta do this to me again?

ukickmydog wrote:

Keenan, why you gotta do this to me again?

Yep, likewise feeling the pain losing him in Dynasty. I can't begin to imagine his emotions having to through this again in a young career. (The way he was crying on the medical cart as they took him to the locker room likely says it all)

Pro
150.12 The Electric Wizards (1-0) vs. Gumbie's Dammits (0-1) 101.34
106.16 The Heavies (0-1) vs. Karma's Mortar Kickoffs (1-0) 158.00
101.56 I Have No Legs (0-1) vs. Old Man's Depends (1-0) 125.32
142.76 Leap's Peeps (1-0) vs. Minaseans (0-1) 126.80
143.08 Underground Terrorist Motorcycle Cult (1-0) vs. Kissing Cousins (0-1) 106.58
102.52 From Wentz You Came (0-1) vs. Giants Among Men (1-0) 126.36

 

Division I
116.06 BoomBoom (0-1) vs. Stele's 49ers (1-0) 144.00
118.18 Grump's Chumps (1-0) vs. Goffense Wins Championships (0-1) 96.66
138.02 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-0) vs. Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (0-1) 72.72
112.44 TBD '16 (1-0) vs. Demariyus Targaryen (0-1) 96.60
167.80 Captain Obvious (1-0) vs. Casterly Rock Rovers (0-1) 118.24
133.70 Brown Coats (0-1) vs. Play Stealing Spies (1-0) 142.76

 

Division II
113.42 The Coversstealing Gene (1-0) vs. Rayguns (0-1) 93.16
109.90 TBA (0-1) vs. The Sitting Kaps (1-0) 117.92
127.70 Des Moines Mutant Goldfish (1-0) vs. The Hairy Kids (0-1) 97.56
117.14 Pecos Rattlers (0-1) vs. Shimmering Armadillos (1-0) 147.04
92.12 Password is Taco (0-1) vs. The Barcelona Dagrons (1-0) 145.10
97.74 Tartans (0-1) vs. Emerald Islanders (1-0) 128.46

 

Keeper
105.60 Suicide Squad (1-0) vs. Minaseans (0-1) 101.36
116.42 Andy Reid's Clock Management (0-1) vs. The Immaculate Reception (1-0) 144.50
131.60 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (0-1) vs. Garion's Muffin Tops (1-0) 166.90
95.06 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (0-1) vs. Exley's Magic Lamps (1-0) 121.22
94.84 Reed It And Weep (0-1) vs. JollyBill's Big Adventure (1-0) 124.36
99.18 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (0-1) vs. Bonney's Criminals (1-0) 100.76

 

Dynasty
127.12 The Moldavian Massacre (1-0) vs. The Barcelona Dagrons (0-1) 99.74
127.74 Sophia Loren Was A Source (1-0) vs. Grenades (0-1) 108.16
122.80 Old Man's Dementia (1-0) vs. Los Gringos (0-1) 108.82
109.36 House Legion (0-1) vs. Puffy Tacos (1-0) 110.36
95.14 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-1) vs. Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-0) 119.20
152.30 Ye ole dregs (1-0) vs. Garion's G-String (0-1) 128.44

 

Well, don't feel so bad about my Dynasty loss since I was the second highest scorer. Gives me hope where there wasn't any in the past!

Antonio Brown in Keeper is the greatest thing I've done in my life, though when my son is born that might all change, but probably not. Antonio forever!

My first D1 game, and I get killed by AB and his two TDs. I can think of worse ways to lose.

Now excuse me, I am going to drop my backup QB who I drafted because he was my IRL team's QB and try to find something on the waiver.

2nd highest score and a win in d1. I'll take it.