GWJFFL 2015 - Week 13

Early games:
  • Thursday, December 03rd, 8:25 PM ET: Packers at Lions

Byes: None

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2015/REG13
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) yz 10-2 3-0 (#1) 1465.94
#2 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) y 9-3 1-2 (#1) 1571.88
#3 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (karmajay) y 8-4 2-2 (#1) 1371.40
#4 Minaseans (mcheshier) yz* 7-5 3-1 (#2) 1323.64
#5 Runs Like A Dad (Evo) yz* 7-5 2-2 (#2) 1342.92
#6 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) yz 6-6 3-0 (#1) 1318.64
#7 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) yz 6-6 2-1 (#2) 1515.82
#8 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (LegionSB) yzo 5-7 1-2 (#2) 1289.54
#9 The Elliottx Expletives (elliottx) yzo 5-7 1-2 (#3) 1423.02
#10 International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) yzo 4-8 0-3 (#3) 1106.74
#11 The Heavies (tboon) yzo 3-9 1-2 (#3) 1207.34
#12 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) yzo 2-10 1-3 (#3) 1009.10
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Kissing Cousins (1571.88)
#1 Overall ($10): Leap's Peeps
Division Winner ($15): Leap's Peeps
Division Winner ($15): Kissing Cousins
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Gaming Grandpas
Division Winner ($15): Old Man's Depends
Highest single-week team total ($10): Gumbie's Dammits (187.24 in week 3)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 12
139.50 #1 Leap's Peeps (10-2) vs. #5 Gumbie's Dammits (6-6) 110.34
137.12 #2 Kissing Cousins (9-3) vs. #4 Minaseans (7-5) 77.78
122.22 #3 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (8-4) vs. #11 The Heavies (3-9) 107.80
117.72 #6 Runs Like A Dad (7-5) vs. #10 International Organization of Evil (4-8) 107.10
110.24 #7 The Elliottx Expletives (5-7) vs. #8 Old Man's Depends (6-6) 118.50
114.66 #9 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (5-7) vs. #12 I Have No Legs (2-10) 99.14
Schedule - Week 13
  #1 Leap's Peeps (10-2) vs. #10 International Organization of Evil (4-8)
  #2 Kissing Cousins (9-3) vs. #9 The Elliottx Expletives (5-7)
  #3 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (8-4) vs. #5 Runs Like A Dad (7-5)
  #4 Minaseans (7-5) vs. #12 I Have No Legs (2-10)
  #6 Old Man's Depends (6-6) vs. #8 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (5-7)
  #7 Gumbie's Dammits (6-6) vs. #11 The Heavies (3-9)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Giants Among Men (Kush15) yz 10-2 3-0 (#1) 1642.94
#2 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) y 8-4 3-0 (#1) 1424.56
#3 Stele's 49ers (Stele) y 8-4 1-2 (#1) 1342.18
#4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (Carlbear95) yzx 7-5 2-2 (#2) 1294.80
#5 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble) z* 6-6 1-2 (#1) 1369.78
#6 Chip's Ahoy (Apollo0507) yz* 6-6 1-2 (#2) 1342.48
#7 Forsett 'til it Ertz (FSevenSansdeity) yz 6-6 1-2 (#2) 1280.24
#8 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) yzo 5-7 3-1 (#3) 1416.30
#9 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) yz 5-7 1-3 (#3) 1311.14
#10 BoomBoom (Chabuda) z 5-7 3-1 (#2) 1261.04
#11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) yzo 4-8 1-2 (#3) 1272.50
#12 Rabbitroids (gwjrabbit) yzo 2-10 0-3 (#3) 931.98
Results - Week 12
160.40 #1 Giants Among Men (10-2) vs. #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (7-5) 97.72
106.30 #2 Stele's 49ers (8-4) vs. #8 Forsett 'til it Ertz (6-6) 125.08
116.64 #3 Casterly Rock Rovers (8-4) vs. #7 Grump's Chumps (5-7) 108.40
126.16 #5 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (6-6) vs. #10 BoomBoom (5-7) 126.84
102.10 #6 Chip's Ahoy (6-6) vs. #11 Demariyus Targaryen (5-7) 123.40
77.50 #9 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-8) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (2-10) 99.48
Schedule - Week 13
  #1 Giants Among Men (10-2) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (2-10)
  #2 Casterly Rock Rovers (8-4) vs. #7 Forsett 'til it Ertz (6-6)
  #3 Stele's 49ers (8-4) vs. #6 Chip's Ahoy (6-6)
  #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (7-5) vs. #10 BoomBoom (5-7)
  #5 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (6-6) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-8)
  #8 Demariyus Targaryen (5-7) vs. #9 Grump's Chumps (5-7)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Miller Time (Sr_Malo) x 10-2 2-1 (#1) 1564.04
#2 Kap Pacino (LegionSB) yz 10-2 4-0 (#1) 1537.70
#3 TBA (iaintgotnopants) x 9-3 3-1 (#2) 1374.48
#4 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) yz 8-4 3-1 (#1) 1331.24
#5 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) yz 8-4 3-1 (#1) 1470.50
#6 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) yz* 5-7 2-1 (#2) 1347.80
#7 Million Monkeys (gorilla-gwj) yz 5-7 0-3 (#3) 1159.58
#8 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk) yz 5-7 2-1 (#2) 1223.04
#9 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) yz 4-8 1-2 (#2) 1269.82
#10 Screaming Mimis (mudbunny) yz 4-8 0-3 (#3) 1110.20
#11 Backwards Cuttlefish (Atras) yzo 2-10 0-3 (#3) 1010.40
#12 What's Fantasy Football? (MountaineerWR27) yzo 2-10 0-3 (#3) 1030.64
Results - Week 12
109.02 #1 Miller Time (10-2) vs. #3 TBA (9-3) 109.14
136.10 #2 Kap Pacino (10-2) vs. #9 The Hairy Kids (4-8) 123.62
113.60 #4 Play Stealing Spies (8-4) vs. #11 Backwards Cuttlefish (2-10) 110.60
158.48 #5 Captain Obvious (8-4) vs. #12 What's Fantasy Football? (2-10) 102.78
127.10 #6 Brown Coats (5-7) vs. #10 Screaming Mimis (4-8) 133.30
76.04 #7 Rayguns (5-7) vs. #8 Million Monkeys (5-7) 113.00
Schedule - Week 13
  #1 Miller Time (10-2) vs. #7 Million Monkeys (5-7)
  #2 Kap Pacino (10-2) vs. #4 Play Stealing Spies (8-4)
  #3 TBA (9-3) vs. #5 Captain Obvious (8-4)
  #6 Brown Coats (5-7) vs. #11 Backwards Cuttlefish (2-10)
  #8 Rayguns (5-7) vs. #12 What's Fantasy Football? (2-10)
  #9 The Hairy Kids (4-8) vs. #10 Screaming Mimis (4-8)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) yz 10-2 3-0 (#1) 1471.22
#2 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) yzx 8-4 1-2 (#2) 1420.46
#3 The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) y 8-4 3-0 (#1) 1420.08
#4 Jones'n For Morris (ukickmydog) y 7-5 2-1 (#1) 1464.34
#5 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) * 7-5 3-0 (#1) 1380.32
#6 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) * 7-5 1-2 (#2) 1407.50
#7 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) yz 7-5 1-3 (#3) 1327.38
#8 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (kaostheory) yzo 5-7 2-2 (#2) 1315.10
#9 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (Jolly) yzo 5-7 1-3 (#2) 1221.28
#10 The Leftovers (gwjrabbit) yzo 4-8 1-3 (#3) 1078.58
#11 OBJesus Saved my Life (Landshrk83) yzo 3-9 2-1 (#3) 1140.82
#12 Minase and his Tight Ends (mcheshier) yzo 1-11 0-3 (#3) 1026.30
Results - Week 12
99.90 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (10-2) vs. #12 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-11) 95.22
74.04 #2 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (8-4) vs. #10 The Leftovers (4-8) 93.98
140.30 #3 The Elliottx Experience (8-4) vs. #8 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (5-7) 132.14
101.50 #4 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (7-5) vs. #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (7-5) 104.02
140.54 #5 Jones'n For Morris (7-5) vs. #9 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (5-7) 130.98
126.20 #6 Bonney's Criminals (7-5) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (3-9) 116.38
Schedule - Week 13
  #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (10-2) vs. #2 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (8-4)
  #3 The Elliottx Experience (8-4) vs. #12 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-11)
  #4 Jones'n For Morris (7-5) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (3-9)
  #5 Bonney's Criminals (7-5) vs. #6 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (7-5)
  #7 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (7-5) vs. #9 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (5-7)
  #8 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (5-7) vs. #10 The Leftovers (4-8)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) yz 10-2 1-2 (#1) 1450.62
#2 The Elliottx Executives (elliottx) y 9-3 3-0 (#1) 1452.90
#3 House Legion (LegionSB) y 8-4 3-0 (#1) 1488.40
#4 Grenades (Chabuda) yzx 7-5 2-1 (#2) 1288.66
#5 Pocket Lacys (Evo) z* 7-5 3-0 (#1) 1396.64
#6 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) yz* 6-6 1-2 (#2) 1361.88
#7 The Adjective Nouns (FSevenSansdeity) z 6-6 2-1 (#2) 1284.48
#8 Leapsanity (MountaineerWR27) yzo 5-7 2-2 (#3) 1141.12
#9 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) yzo 4-8 0-3 (#2) 1260.62
#10 Garion's G-String (garion333) yzo 4-8 0-4 (#3) 1162.28
#11 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) yzo 3-9 1-3 (#3) 1129.18
#12 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) yzo 3-9 2-2 (#3) 1093.94
Results - Week 12
96.82 #1 The Moldavian Massacre (10-2) vs. #10 Leapsanity (5-7) 99.30
126.50 #2 The Elliottx Executives (9-3) vs. #5 Los Gringos (6-6) 126.00
126.82 #3 Pocket Lacys (7-5) vs. #6 Grenades (7-5) 144.78
144.28 #4 House Legion (8-4) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (3-9) 81.68
142.04 #7 The Adjective Nouns (6-6) vs. #9 Garion's G-String (4-8) 69.44
82.06 #8 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (4-8) vs. #12 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (3-9) 100.34
Schedule - Week 13
  #1 The Moldavian Massacre (10-2) vs. #4 Grenades (7-5)
  #2 The Elliottx Executives (9-3) vs. #9 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (4-8)
  #3 House Legion (8-4) vs. #6 Los Gringos (6-6)
  #5 Pocket Lacys (7-5) vs. #7 The Adjective Nouns (6-6)
  #8 Leapsanity (5-7) vs. #10 Garion's G-String (4-8)
  #11 Old Man's Dementia (3-9) vs. #12 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (3-9)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Week 13 - last week of the regular season. Previously, I'd have said something about filling up your bench because there are no waivers in the post-season but we changed that so that's nice.

Was 8-2 tied for 1st, now heading the wrong way. Backed into winning division since other guys lost. Sheesh.

Come on playoffs.

Technically alive: somehow I imagine that will be the second to last medical diagnosis I get in real life.

Really laid some eggs the past few weeks in Keeper, but lucked out the team I played was even worse.

Only one person has more points scored than me in pro and only one person has more points scored against them than me. f*ck you fantasy football. Leap is a fake number #1 with measly 1024.54 scored against.

Really laid some eggs the past few weeks in Keeper, but lucked out the team I played was even worse.

My all-TE team was only 5 points away from pulling off the huge upset!

Gumbie wrote:

Only one person has more points scored than me in pro and only one person has more points scored against them than me. f*ck you fantasy football. Leap is a fake number #1 with measly 1024.54 scored against.

Leap's Peeps 10-2
Gumbie's Dammits 6-6

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Gumbie wrote:

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In Keeper I picked up Spencer Ware in Keeper for $0. I had $0 to spend.

I'm quite surprised no one attempted to pick him up.

Calling it now, my team is going to sh*t the bed in the 2nd round of the playoffs like a Peyton Manning led Colts team...

As someone who owns Eddie Lacy in all three of my leagues, what the hell?

Man, I thought I had Vance McDonald set to higher priority in my waiver claims than Jacob Tamme but apparently that wasn't the case.

I thought I had started Wilson over Rodgers last night. Imagine my surprise when I look and see I had started Rodgers and Rodgers, and the two of them combined for 51 points last night.

Of course, that guarantees that the rest of my lineup will drop goose-eggs on Sunday.

I totally dropped the Eagles D because the Pats just don't give up points to D/ST. Until now...

Good job Tboon you crushed my hopes and dreams.

Hope you feel good about yourself.

Spoiler:

I know you do

I may not be in the playoffs, but I can still knock Sr_Malo out of the playoffs! 7 points needed with 2 players to go.

Gumbie wrote:

Good job Tboon you crushed my hopes and dreams.

Hope you feel good about yourself.

Spoiler:

I know you do

I figure if I am sitting on the boulevard of broken dreams, I ought to have some company.

Jolly Bill wrote:

I may not be in the playoffs, but I can still knock Sr_Malo out of the playoffs! 7 points needed with 2 players to go.

What a horrible thing to say and do. You should bench them both and think about your attitude JB.

Grumpicus wrote:

Most total points ($25):
Kissing Cousins (1571.88)
Division Winner ($15):
Kissing Cousins

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I only need two Dan Bailey FGs tonight to beat Stele and hopefully punch my ticket to the playoffs!

So, after tonight, DII will have a 4- way tie for 6th place with 5-8 records

I think that I hold wins over all of the other which bumps me up to 6th spot from 10th.

Pro
144.38 #1 Leap's Peeps (11-2) vs. #10 International Organization of Evil (4-9) 90.28
168.32 #2 Kissing Cousins (10-3) vs. #9 The Elliottx Expletives (5-8) 154.16
127.24 #3 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (9-4) vs. #5 Runs Like A Dad (7-6) 96.70
114.82 #4 Minaseans (8-5) vs. #12 I Have No Legs (2-11) 110.46
113.22 #6 Old Man's Depends (7-6) vs. #8 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (5-8) 104.60
107.84 #7 Gumbie's Dammits (6-7) vs. #11 The Heavies (4-9) 139.96

 

Division I
119.08 #1 Giants Among Men (11-2) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (2-11) 47.96
101.04 #2 Casterly Rock Rovers (8-5) vs. #7 Forsett 'til it Ertz (7-6) 126.72
141.48 #3 Stele's 49ers (8-5) vs. #6 Chip's Ahoy (7-6) 153.00
170.10 #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (8-5) vs. #10 BoomBoom (5-8) 123.96
129.74 #5 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (7-6) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-9) 91.16
107.18 #8 Demariyus Targaryen (5-8) vs. #9 Grump's Chumps (6-7) 143.42

 

Division II
167.24 #1 Miller Time (11-2) vs. #7 Million Monkeys (5-8) 108.66
58.98 #2 Kap Pacino (10-3) vs. #4 Play Stealing Spies (9-4) 137.28
126.00 #3 TBA (10-3) vs. #5 Captain Obvious (8-5) 120.54
97.06 #6 Brown Coats (5-8) vs. #11 Backwards Cuttlefish (3-10) 102.88
81.64 #8 Rayguns (5-8) vs. #12 What's Fantasy Football? (3-10) 141.70
67.28 #9 The Hairy Kids (4-9) vs. #10 Screaming Mimis (5-8) 119.42

 

Keeper
162.86 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (11-2) vs. #2 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (8-5) 97.52
130.46 #3 The Elliottx Experience (9-4) vs. #12 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-12) 128.14
118.74 #4 Jones'n For Morris (8-5) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (3-10) 97.90
132.22 #5 Bonney's Criminals (7-6) vs. #6 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (8-5) 145.90
109.58 #7 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (7-6) vs. #9 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (6-7) 120.08
65.04 #8 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (5-8) vs. #10 The Leftovers (5-8) 100.10

 

Dynasty
117.78 #1 The Moldavian Massacre (11-2) vs. #4 Grenades (7-6) 97.10
99.78 #2 The Elliottx Executives (9-4) vs. #9 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (5-8) 114.44
119.54 #3 House Legion (8-5) vs. #6 Los Gringos (7-6) 119.88
151.74 #5 Pocket Lacys (8-5) vs. #7 The Adjective Nouns (6-7) 102.18
108.28 #8 Leapsanity (5-8) vs. #10 Garion's G-String (5-8) 114.62
100.70 #11 Old Man's Dementia (3-10) vs. #12 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (4-9) 115.06

 

mudbunny wrote:

So, after tonight, DII will have a 4- way tie for 6th place with 5-8 records

I think that I hold wins over all of the other which bumps me up to 6th spot from 10th.

Power & Playoff Rank Tiebreakers

  1. Best head-to-head record
  2. Best division record (same division only)
  3. Most average points/game
  4. Hardest schedule (record)
  5. Hardest schedule (points)

As noted in the admin post here,

There is a caveat with the head-to-head record which says "For ties of 3+ teams, this is applicable only if one team has defeated each of the others or if one team has lost to each of the others."

Since no one had a sweep of all 3 other teams (or lost to all 3 other teams), head-to-head was ignored.
Since teams weren't all in the same division, rule 2 was ignored.

From http://www.fleaflicker.com/nfl/leagu...

4-way tie among Screaming Mimis, Rayguns, Brown Coats, Million Monkeys is broken down using Most average points/game into 1 smaller tie. 3-way tie among Rayguns, Million Monkeys, Screaming Mimis is broken down using Most average points/game into 1 smaller tie. Best head-to-head record is used to break the tie among Screaming Mimis, Million Monkeys

With a PF of 1,444.86, Brown Coats got the #6 spot.

After that, we have a 3-way tie and start over. And so on and so forth.

Yey, I'm backing into the playoffs!