GWJFFL 2015 - Week 12

Early games:
  • Thursday, November 26th, 12:30 PM ET: Eagles at Lions
  • Thursday, November 26th, 4:30 PM ET: Panthers at Cowboys
  • Thursday, November 26th, 8:30 PM ET: Bears at Packers

Byes: None

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2015/REG12
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) y 9-2 3-0 (#1) 1326.44
#2 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) * 8-3 0-2 (#1) 1434.76
#3 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (karmajay) * 7-4 1-2 (#1) 1249.18
#4 Minaseans (mcheshier) * 7-4 3-0 (#2) 1245.86
#5 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) * 6-5 2-1 (#2) 1405.48
#6 Runs Like A Dad (Evo) y 6-5 1-2 (#2) 1225.20
#7 The Elliottx Expletives (elliottx) yz 5-6 1-2 (#3) 1312.78
#8 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) z* 5-6 3-0 (#1) 1200.14
#9 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (LegionSB) z 4-7 0-2 (#2) 1174.88
#10 International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) yz 4-7 0-2 (#3) 999.64
#11 The Heavies (tboon) yzo 3-8 1-1 (#3) 1099.54
#12 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) yzo 2-9 1-2 (#3) 909.96
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Kissing Cousins (1434.76)
#1 Overall ($10): Leap's Peeps
Division Winner ($15): Leap's Peeps
Division Winner ($15): Kissing Cousins
Division Winner ($15): Karma's Gaming Grandpas
Division Winner ($15): Old Man's Depends
Highest single-week team total ($10): Gumbie's Dammits (187.24 in week 3)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 11
98.38 #1 Leap's Peeps (9-2) vs. #5 Runs Like A Dad (6-5) 92.90
100.72 #2 Kissing Cousins (8-3) vs. #9 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (4-7) 92.08
101.78 #3 Gumbie's Dammits (6-5) vs. #6 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (7-4) 133.64
105.98 #4 Minaseans (7-4) vs. #7 The Elliottx Expletives (5-6) 71.10
84.26 #8 Old Man's Depends (5-6) vs. #12 I Have No Legs (2-9) 65.38
77.66 #10 The Heavies (3-8) vs. #11 International Organization of Evil (4-7) 95.50
Schedule - Week 12
  #1 Leap's Peeps (9-2) vs. #5 Gumbie's Dammits (6-5)
  #2 Kissing Cousins (8-3) vs. #4 Minaseans (7-4)
  #3 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (7-4) vs. #11 The Heavies (3-8)
  #6 Runs Like A Dad (6-5) vs. #10 International Organization of Evil (4-7)
  #7 The Elliottx Expletives (5-6) vs. #8 Old Man's Depends (5-6)
  #9 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (4-7) vs. #12 I Have No Legs (2-9)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Giants Among Men (Kush15) x 9-2 2-0 (#1) 1482.54
#2 Stele's 49ers (Stele) x 8-3 1-2 (#1) 1235.88
#3 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) * 7-4 2-0 (#1) 1307.92
#4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (Carlbear95) * 7-4 2-1 (#2) 1197.08
#5 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble) * 6-5 1-1 (#1) 1243.62
#6 Chip's Ahoy (Apollo0507) * 6-5 1-1 (#2) 1240.38
#7 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) z 5-6 1-2 (#2) 1202.74
#8 Forsett 'til it Ertz (FSevenSansdeity) z 5-6 1-2 (#3) 1155.16
#9 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) z 4-7 1-2 (#3) 1195.00
#10 BoomBoom (Chabuda) z 4-7 2-1 (#2) 1134.20
#11 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) yz 4-7 2-1 (#3) 1292.90
#12 Rabbitroids (gwjrabbit ) yzo 1-10 0-3 (#3) 834.50
Results - Week 11
105.14 #1 Stele's 49ers (8-3) vs. #11 Demariyus Targaryen (4-7) 129.54
114.68 #2 Giants Among Men (9-2) vs. #5 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (6-5) 99.54
77.28 #3 Casterly Rock Rovers (7-4) vs. #6 Chip's Ahoy (6-5) 134.30
95.30 #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (7-4) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (1-10) 40.20
76.42 #7 Forsett 'til it Ertz (5-6) vs. #8 Grump's Chumps (5-6) 79.12
85.66 #9 BoomBoom (4-7) vs. #10 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-7) 106.40
Schedule - Week 12
  #1 Giants Among Men (9-2) vs. #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (7-4)
  #2 Stele's 49ers (8-3) vs. #8 Forsett 'til it Ertz (5-6)
  #3 Casterly Rock Rovers (7-4) vs. #7 Grump's Chumps (5-6)
  #5 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (6-5) vs. #10 BoomBoom (4-7)
  #6 Chip's Ahoy (6-5) vs. #11 Demariyus Targaryen (4-7)
  #9 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-7) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (1-10)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Miller Time (Sr_Malo) x 10-1 2-0 (#1) 1455.02
#2 Kap Pacino (LegionSB) y 9-2 3-0 (#1) 1403.60
#3 TBA (iaintgotnopants) x 8-3 2-1 (#2) 1265.34
#4 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) * 7-4 2-1 (#1) 1217.64
#5 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) * 7-4 2-1 (#1) 1312.02
#6 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) z* 5-6 2-1 (#2) 1220.70
#7 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk) z 5-6 2-1 (#2) 1147.00
#8 Million Monkeys (gorilla-gwj) yz 4-7 0-3 (#3) 1046.58
#9 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) yz 4-7 1-1 (#2) 1146.20
#10 Screaming Mimis (mudbunny) yz 3-8 0-3 (#3) 976.90
#11 Backwards Cuttlefish (Atras) yzo 2-9 0-2 (#3) 899.80
#12 What's Fantasy Football? (MountaineerWR27) yzo 2-9 0-2 (#3) 927.86
Results - Week 11
124.14 #1 Miller Time (10-1) vs. #11 What's Fantasy Football? (2-9) 87.14
117.60 #2 Kap Pacino (9-2) vs. #10 Screaming Mimis (3-8) 108.18
101.44 #3 TBA (8-3) vs. #8 Million Monkeys (4-7) 73.16
91.78 #4 Play Stealing Spies (7-4) vs. #7 Brown Coats (5-6) 108.90
101.46 #5 Captain Obvious (7-4) vs. #6 Rayguns (5-6) 92.28
73.32 #9 The Hairy Kids (4-7) vs. #12 Backwards Cuttlefish (2-9) 79.22
Schedule - Week 12
  #1 Miller Time (10-1) vs. #3 TBA (8-3)
  #2 Kap Pacino (9-2) vs. #9 The Hairy Kids (4-7)
  #4 Play Stealing Spies (7-4) vs. #11 Backwards Cuttlefish (2-9)
  #5 Captain Obvious (7-4) vs. #12 What's Fantasy Football? (2-9)
  #6 Brown Coats (5-6) vs. #10 Screaming Mimis (3-8)
  #7 Rayguns (5-6) vs. #8 Million Monkeys (4-7)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) x 9-2 3-0 (#1) 1371.32
#2 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) * 8-3 1-1 (#2) 1346.42
#3 The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) * 7-4 2-0 (#1) 1279.78
#4 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) * 7-4 1-2 (#1) 1225.88
#5 Jones'n For Morris (ukickmydog) * 6-5 1-1 (#1) 1323.80
#6 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) * 6-5 3-0 (#2) 1254.12
#7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) 6-5 0-2 (#3) 1305.48
#8 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (kaostheory) 5-6 2-1 (#2) 1182.96
#9 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (Jolly ) 5-6 1-2 (#2) 1090.30
#10 The Leftovers (gwjrabbit ) yzo 3-8 0-3 (#3) 984.60
#11 OBJesus Saved my Life (Landshrk83) yzo 3-8 2-1 (#3) 1024.44
#12 Minase and his Tight Ends (mcheshier) yzo 1-10 0-3 (#3) 931.08
Results - Week 11
64.34 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (9-2) vs. #10 The Leftovers (3-8) 62.10
130.28 #2 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (8-3) vs. #3 The Elliottx Experience (7-4) 124.00
67.48 #4 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (7-4) vs. #7 Bonney's Criminals (6-5) 116.26
87.02 #5 Jones'n For Morris (6-5) vs. #8 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (6-5) 143.00
58.56 #6 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (5-6) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (3-8) 100.28
74.08 #9 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (5-6) vs. #12 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-10) 73.54
Schedule - Week 12
  #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (9-2) vs. #12 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-10)
  #2 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (8-3) vs. #10 The Leftovers (3-8)
  #3 The Elliottx Experience (7-4) vs. #8 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (5-6)
  #4 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (7-4) vs. #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (6-5)
  #5 Jones'n For Morris (6-5) vs. #9 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (5-6)
  #6 Bonney's Criminals (6-5) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (3-8)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) yz 10-1 1-1 (#1) 1353.80
#2 The Elliottx Executives (elliottx) y 8-3 3-0 (#1) 1326.40
#3 Pocket Lacys (Evo) * 7-4 3-0 (#1) 1269.82
#4 House Legion (LegionSB) * 7-4 2-0 (#1) 1344.12
#5 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) * 6-5 1-2 (#2) 1235.88
#6 Grenades (Chabuda) y* 6-5 2-1 (#2) 1143.88
#7 The Adjective Nouns (FSevenSansdeity) z 5-6 1-1 (#2) 1142.44
#8 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) yz 4-7 0-2 (#2) 1178.56
#9 Garion's G-String (garion333) yz 4-7 0-3 (#3) 1092.84
#10 Leapsanity (MountaineerWR27) yz 4-7 1-2 (#3) 1041.82
#11 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) yzo 3-8 1-2 (#3) 1047.50
#12 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) yzo 2-9 1-2 (#3) 993.60
Results - Week 11
74.08 #1 The Moldavian Massacre (10-1) vs. #7 The Adjective Nouns (5-6) 68.34
83.10 #2 The Elliottx Executives (8-3) vs. #12 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (2-9) 71.20
112.74 #3 Pocket Lacys (7-4) vs. #9 Garion's G-String (4-7) 82.74
111.78 #4 House Legion (7-4) vs. #8 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (4-7) 77.38
94.58 #5 Los Gringos (6-5) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (3-8) 117.58
106.04 #6 Grenades (6-5) vs. #10 Leapsanity (4-7) 93.82
Schedule - Week 12
  #1 The Moldavian Massacre (10-1) vs. #10 Leapsanity (4-7)
  #2 The Elliottx Executives (8-3) vs. #5 Los Gringos (6-5)
  #3 Pocket Lacys (7-4) vs. #6 Grenades (6-5)
  #4 House Legion (7-4) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (3-8)
  #7 The Adjective Nouns (5-6) vs. #9 Garion's G-String (4-7)
  #8 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (4-7) vs. #12 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (2-9)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Hey wildcard, I'm in the playoffs. Still would like to win division.

Even if I make the playoffs in Pro... it's dismal. Lost my top 3 RBs for the season to injury (Bell, Foster, Forsett) and drafted Peyton, who forced me to trade off my top WR for Andy Dalton.

Dalton has been pretty decent this year (if you ignore the meltdown vs the Texans). Definitely a trade up from Peyton. Unless you had to trade Julio or Antonio, it might not have that bad a deal.

If I had picked the right quarterback, I'd've won.

Rat Boy wrote:

If I had picked the right quarterback, I'd've won.

You and me both, brother.

Grumpicus wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

If I had picked the right quarterback, I'd've won.

You and me both, brother.

And I thought I had zero chance at winning down 60 or so when the late games started. Maybe another long bomb to Baldwin or Kearse would have closed the gap.

I have been so out of it with baby sickness and wedding travel and job interviews, I totally missed picks and lineups last week. Luckily McCown was still available on the waiver wire. to replace Flacco for tonight, giving me a chance against Jones'n for Morris.

Jolly Bill wrote:

I have been so out of it with baby sickness and wedding travel and job interviews, I totally missed picks and lineups last week. Luckily McCown was still available on the waiver wire. to replace Flacco for tonight, giving me a chance against Jones'n for Morris.

SAID NO ONE EVER UNTIL TODAY!

#1 seed locked and loaded, that bye week is going to taste so sweet.

#giantsamongmen

Officially eliminated from playoff contention. Oh well, at least I finally moved out of the 11 spot.

garion333 wrote:
Jolly Bill wrote:

I have been so out of it with baby sickness and wedding travel and job interviews, I totally missed picks and lineups last week. Luckily McCown was still available on the waiver wire. to replace Flacco for tonight, giving me a chance against Jones'n for Morris.

SAID NO ONE EVER UNTIL TODAY! ;)

Sadly it did not help me

And with 3 straight losses I'm out of wildcard contention myself. Not sure if more attention could have saved the season or not, it was a rough time to get swamped.

Pro
139.50 #1 Leap's Peeps (10-2) vs. #5 Gumbie's Dammits (6-6) 110.34
137.12 #2 Kissing Cousins (9-3) vs. #4 Minaseans (7-5) 77.78
122.22 #3 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (8-4) vs. #11 The Heavies (3-9) 107.80
117.72 #6 Runs Like A Dad (7-5) vs. #10 International Organization of Evil (4-8) 107.10
110.24 #7 The Elliottx Expletives (5-7) vs. #8 Old Man's Depends (6-6) 118.50
114.66 #9 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (5-7) vs. #12 I Have No Legs (2-10) 99.14

 

Division I
160.40 #1 Giants Among Men (10-2) vs. #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (7-5) 97.72
106.30 #2 Stele's 49ers (8-4) vs. #8 Forsett 'til it Ertz (6-6) 125.08
116.64 #3 Casterly Rock Rovers (8-4) vs. #7 Grump's Chumps (5-7) 108.40
126.16 #5 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (6-6) vs. #10 BoomBoom (5-7) 126.84
102.10 #6 Chip's Ahoy (6-6) vs. #11 Demariyus Targaryen (5-7) 123.40
77.50 #9 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-8) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (2-10) 99.48

 

Division II
109.02 #1 Miller Time (10-2) vs. #3 TBA (9-3) 109.14
136.10 #2 Kap Pacino (10-2) vs. #9 The Hairy Kids (4-8) 123.62
113.60 #4 Play Stealing Spies (8-4) vs. #11 Backwards Cuttlefish (2-10) 110.60
158.48 #5 Captain Obvious (8-4) vs. #12 What's Fantasy Football? (2-10) 102.78
127.10 #6 Brown Coats (5-7) vs. #10 Screaming Mimis (4-8) 133.30
76.04 #7 Rayguns (5-7) vs. #8 Million Monkeys (5-7) 113.00

 

Keeper
99.90 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (10-2) vs. #12 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-11) 95.22
74.04 #2 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (8-4) vs. #10 The Leftovers (4-8) 93.98
140.30 #3 The Elliottx Experience (8-4) vs. #8 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (5-7) 132.14
101.50 #4 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (7-5) vs. #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (7-5) 104.02
140.54 #5 Jones'n For Morris (7-5) vs. #9 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (5-7) 130.98
126.20 #6 Bonney's Criminals (7-5) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (3-9) 116.38

 

Dynasty
96.82 #1 The Moldavian Massacre (10-2) vs. #10 Leapsanity (5-7) 99.30
126.50 #2 The Elliottx Executives (9-3) vs. #5 Los Gringos (6-6) 126.00
126.82 #3 Pocket Lacys (7-5) vs. #6 Grenades (7-5) 144.78
144.28 #4 House Legion (8-4) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (3-9) 81.68
142.04 #7 The Adjective Nouns (6-6) vs. #9 Garion's G-String (4-8) 69.44
82.06 #8 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (4-8) vs. #12 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (3-9) 100.34