GWJFFL 2015 - Week 7

Early games:
  • Thursday, October 22nd, 8:25 PM ET: Seahawks at 49ers

Byes: Bears, Bengals, Broncos, Packers

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2015/REG7
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) * 5-1 2-0 (#1) 748.10
#2 Minaseans (mcheshier) * 5-1 2-0 (#1) 770.24
#3 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) * 4-2 0-2 (#2) 784.92
#4 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) * 4-2 2-0 (#1) 823.40
#5 Runs Like A Dad (Evo) * 3-3 1-1 (#2) 688.82
#6 The Heavies (tboon) 3-3 1-1 (#2) 643.24
#7 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (karmajay) 3-3 0-2 (#3) 656.38
#8 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (LegionSB) 2-4 0-2 (#3) 660.12
#9 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 2-4 2-0 (#1) 656.10
#10 The Elliottx Expletives (elliottx) 2-4 1-1 (#3) 640.82
#11 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 2-4 1-1 (#2) 564.60
#12 International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) 1-5 0-2 (#3) 463.58
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Gumbie's Dammits (823.40)
#1 Overall ($10): Leap's Peeps
Division Winner ($15): Leap's Peeps
Division Winner ($15): Minaseans
Division Winner ($15): Gumbie's Dammits
Division Winner ($15): Old Man's Depends
Highest single-week team total ($10): Gumbie's Dammits (187.24 in week 3)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 6
129.08 #1 Leap's Peeps (5-1) vs. #9 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (3-3) 133.06
108.94 #2 Gumbie's Dammits (4-2) vs. #12 International Organization of Evil (1-5) 126.02
131.20 #3 Minaseans (5-1) vs. #6 Old Man's Depends (2-4) 85.78
141.00 #4 Kissing Cousins (4-2) vs. #10 I Have No Legs (2-4) 82.98
110.60 #5 The Heavies (3-3) vs. #8 Runs Like A Dad (3-3) 123.46
74.26 #7 The Elliottx Expletives (2-4) vs. #11 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (2-4) 140.54
Schedule - Week 7
  #1 Leap's Peeps (5-1) vs. #3 Kissing Cousins (4-2)
  #2 Minaseans (5-1) vs. #12 International Organization of Evil (1-5)
  #4 Gumbie's Dammits (4-2) vs. #9 Old Man's Depends (2-4)
  #5 Runs Like A Dad (3-3) vs. #10 The Elliottx Expletives (2-4)
  #6 The Heavies (3-3) vs. #8 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (2-4)
  #7 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (3-3) vs. #11 I Have No Legs (2-4)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) * 6-0 2-0 (#1) 799.52
#2 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble) * 5-1 1-1 (#1) 670.12
#3 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 4-2 2-0 (#1) 744.84
#4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (Carlbear95) * 4-2 1-1 (#2) 698.24
#5 Stele's 49ers (Stele) * 4-2 1-1 (#1) 674.36
#6 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) * 3-3 0-2 (#2) 742.60
#7 BoomBoom (Chabuda) 3-3 2-0 (#2) 671.38
#8 Forsett 'til it Ertz (FSevenSansdeity) 2-4 1-1 (#3) 661.94
#9 Chip's Ahoy (Apollo0507) 2-4 1-1 (#2) 606.28
#10 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 1-5 1-1 (#3) 687.76
#11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 1-5 0-2 (#3) 585.64
#12 Rabbitroids (gwjrabbit) 1-5 0-2 (#3) 541.56
Results - Week 6
137.44 #1 Casterly Rock Rovers (6-0) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (1-5) 101.90
97.78 #2 Giants Among Men (4-2) vs. #6 Grump's Chumps (3-3) 127.16
125.84 #3 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (5-1) vs. #9 Chip's Ahoy (2-4) 101.30
113.38 #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (4-2) vs. #7 Forsett 'til it Ertz (2-4) 102.20
134.16 #5 Stele's 49ers (4-2) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-5) 104.40
151.10 #8 BoomBoom (3-3) vs. #10 Demariyus Targaryen (1-5) 143.88
Schedule - Week 7
  #1 Casterly Rock Rovers (6-0) vs. #2 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (5-1)
  #3 Giants Among Men (4-2) vs. #9 Chip's Ahoy (2-4)
  #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (4-2) vs. #10 Demariyus Targaryen (1-5)
  #5 Stele's 49ers (4-2) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (1-5)
  #6 Grump's Chumps (3-3) vs. #7 BoomBoom (3-3)
  #8 Forsett 'til it Ertz (2-4) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-5)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Miller Time (Sr_Malo) * 5-1 2-0 (#1) 741.42
#2 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) * 5-1 2-0 (#1) 754.80
#3 TBA (iaintgotnopants) * 4-2 1-1 (#2) 740.66
#4 Kap Pacino (LegionSB) * 4-2 2-0 (#1) 693.18
#5 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) * 4-2 1-1 (#1) 687.66
#6 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) * 3-3 1-1 (#2) 719.74
#7 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk) 3-3 2-0 (#2) 648.30
#8 Million Monkeys (gorilla-gwj) 2-4 0-2 (#3) 612.60
#9 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) 2-4 1-1 (#2) 586.64
#10 What's Fantasy Football? (MountaineerWR27) 2-4 0-2 (#3) 569.58
#11 Screaming Mimis (mudbunny) 1-5 0-2 (#3) 563.34
#12 Backwards Cuttlefish (Atras) 1-5 0-2 (#3) 492.50
Results - Week 6
141.72 #1 Miller Time (5-1) vs. #11 Screaming Mimis (1-5) 101.60
158.28 #2 Play Stealing Spies (5-1) vs. #3 Captain Obvious (4-2) 98.00
132.72 #4 TBA (4-2) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (2-4) 97.58
125.72 #5 Kap Pacino (4-2) vs. #8 Million Monkeys (2-4) 90.72
138.84 #6 Rayguns (3-3) vs. #7 Brown Coats (3-3) 139.80
68.90 #9 What's Fantasy Football? (2-4) vs. #12 Backwards Cuttlefish (1-5) 79.28
Schedule - Week 7
  #1 Miller Time (5-1) vs. #12 Backwards Cuttlefish (1-5)
  #2 Play Stealing Spies (5-1) vs. #3 TBA (4-2)
  #4 Kap Pacino (4-2) vs. #5 Captain Obvious (4-2)
  #6 Brown Coats (3-3) vs. #8 Million Monkeys (2-4)
  #7 Rayguns (3-3) vs. #11 Screaming Mimis (1-5)
  #9 The Hairy Kids (2-4) vs. #10 What's Fantasy Football? (2-4)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) * 5-1 2-0 (#1) 713.62
#2 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) * 5-1 2-0 (#1) 838.74
#3 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) * 4-2 1-1 (#2) 729.14
#4 Jones'n For Morris (ukickmydog) * 4-2 1-1 (#1) 696.94
#5 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (Jolly) * 4-2 1-1 (#2) 636.70
#6 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) * 4-2 2-0 (#1) 682.52
#7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) 3-3 0-2 (#3) 714.32
#8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 3-3 1-1 (#2) 685.52
#9 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (kaostheory) 2-4 1-1 (#2) 612.74
#10 Minase and his Tight Ends (mcheshier) 1-5 0-2 (#3) 584.28
#11 OBJesus Saved my Life (Landshrk83) 1-5 1-1 (#3) 546.50
#12 The Leftovers (gwjrabbit) 0-6 0-2 (#3) 498.96
Results - Week 6
100.14 #1 The Elliottx Experience (5-1) vs. #8 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (3-3) 120.92
148.30 #2 Garion's Muffin Tops (5-1) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (1-5) 109.90
108.98 #3 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (4-2) vs. #9 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (2-4) 108.70
114.72 #4 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (3-3) vs. #5 Jones'n For Morris (4-2) 132.84
109.12 #6 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (4-2) vs. #12 The Leftovers (0-6) 78.90
130.98 #7 Bonney's Criminals (4-2) vs. #10 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-5) 111.12
Schedule - Week 7
  #1 The Elliottx Experience (5-1) vs. #4 Jones'n For Morris (4-2)
  #2 Garion's Muffin Tops (5-1) vs. #3 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (4-2)
  #5 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (4-2) vs. #9 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (2-4)
  #6 Bonney's Criminals (4-2) vs. #8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (3-3)
  #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (3-3) vs. #12 The Leftovers (0-6)
  #10 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-5) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (1-5)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 5-1 1-1 (#1) 804.42
#2 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) * 5-1 1-1 (#1) 679.44
#3 House Legion (LegionSB) * 4-2 2-0 (#2) 764.34
#4 The Elliottx Executives (elliottx) * 4-2 2-0 (#1) 748.24
#5 Pocket Lacys (Evo) * 3-3 2-0 (#1) 686.22
#6 Leapsanity (MountaineerWR27) * 3-3 1-1 (#2) 553.42
#7 The Adjective Nouns (FSevenSansdeity) 3-3 1-1 (#2) 617.02
#8 Grenades (Chabuda) 2-4 1-1 (#3) 617.06
#9 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) 2-4 0-2 (#3) 602.54
#10 Garion's G-String (garion333) 2-4 0-2 (#3) 591.28
#11 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) 2-4 1-1 (#2) 552.52
#12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) 1-5 0-2 (#3) 647.96
Results - Week 6
154.28 #1 The Moldavian Massacre (5-1) vs. #4 Pocket Lacys (3-3) 114.32
119.40 #2 The Elliottx Executives (4-2) vs. #5 House Legion (4-2) 124.90
143.18 #3 Los Gringos (5-1) vs. #8 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (2-4) 88.82
110.56 #6 The Adjective Nouns (3-3) vs. #9 Leapsanity (3-3) 116.72
84.90 #7 Grenades (2-4) vs. #11 Garion's G-String (2-4) 105.96
93.20 #10 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-5) vs. #12 Old Man's Dementia (2-4) 132.20
Schedule - Week 7
  #1 The Moldavian Massacre (5-1) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (2-4)
  #2 Los Gringos (5-1) vs. #5 Pocket Lacys (3-3)
  #3 House Legion (4-2) vs. #7 The Adjective Nouns (3-3)
  #4 The Elliottx Executives (4-2) vs. #6 Leapsanity (3-3)
  #8 Grenades (2-4) vs. #12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-5)
  #9 Old Man's Dementia (2-4) vs. #10 Garion's G-String (2-4)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Elliott.

Hey Elliott.

Elliott...

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I got a win!!! Finally!

Of course I go up against the top scoring team the week I'm hit the hardest with byes.

Last remaining undefeated team just checking in.

(I'm enjoying it while I can, up against #2 in the league this week...)

Damn, four points broke my undefeated record. THANKS FOR NOTHING ADRIAN PETERSON.

iaintgotnopants wrote:

Of course I go up against the top scoring team the week I'm hit the hardest with byes.

All of us in the Dynasty league hear your cries and can only reply with this:

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garion333 wrote:
iaintgotnopants wrote:

Of course I go up against the top scoring team the week I'm hit the hardest with byes.

All of us in the Dynasty league hear your cries and can only reply with this:

That team confuses the sh*t out of me. I was looking forward to a nice high draft pick next year but Devonta Freeman happened. Funny thing is, I'm not even using my best quarterback. I've got the fifth best QB (points-wise) sitting on my bench while I regularly start the 20th because my brain won't let me start Bortles over Brees.

Nooooo. My roster change didn't occur yesterday! FFFUUDDDGGGGE.

karmajay wrote:

Nooooo. My roster change didn't occur yesterday! FFFUUDDDGGGGE.

No idea if this is what happened to you, but in this age of things just saving on every form element change, I find myself forgetting to click "save changes" (on various forms that require it, not just FF) more and more often.

Well, I knew I was going to be busy this morning so i made the change on my phone at the state fair yesterday but it was spotty and I thought it went through. I guess its my fault for not rechecking but since it was fracking Mike Evans it pisses me off.

I looked at roster around 11 am made sure there were no injuries, but apparently I forgot to check bye weeks.

No matter what I do at QB in Pro, it seems I'm doomed. Peyton Manning a total dud. I start Mariota week 6 and he sucks it up and gets hurt. McCown this week, same story. Am I personally cursing these QBs to do poorly? Should I quit fantasy football? Starting to feel bad if my aura of bad fantasy mojo might be hurting guys careers.

Well, Manning and McCown shouldn't in any way be considered fantasy starters. Manning is dead and McCown plays for the Browns which means he's going to be nothing but inconsistent. Plus, he's a McCown.

Mariota is a rookie so he is best as a #2 this year. He'll be back next week.

Please don't start him though, I need him to produce for me. K, thanks.

Gumbie wrote:

I looked at roster around 11 am made sure there were no injuries, but apparently I forgot to check bye weeks.

You're not alone. Screaming Mimis in D2 started four players on bye.

Evo wrote:

No matter what I do at QB in Pro, it seems I'm doomed. Peyton Manning a total dud. I start Mariota week 6 and he sucks it up and gets hurt. McCown this week, same story. Am I personally cursing these QBs to do poorly? Should I quit fantasy football? Starting to feel bad if my aura of bad fantasy mojo might be hurting guys careers.

You just waited a bit too long. Blake Bortles was sitting on the waiver wire all the way up to Week 5 when I scooped him up.

I certainly did, I think I felt a little too comfortable with Mariota there after he put up a few good performances and I was irrationally holding out hope that Manning would somehow turn it around against some of those awful defenses he was facing. Also, I'm used to streaming QB but I always fail to take into account the roster depth in this league. I have 4 other leagues with 6 man benches and there's almost always someone servicable on the wire to stream on a weekly basis.

Yeah, deep rosters definitely make the QB stream more of a challenge.

Often I'll only have 2 QBs on my roster, but this year, I am carrying 3 QBs in all 4 of my GWJ leagues. There's quite a bit of turmoil at the QB position this year. Luck and Manning have gone from rock solid starters to guys you can't really rely on to start so far. Romo and Roethlisberger have missed time to injury, with replacement players who are completely fantasy irrelevant. Wilson has gone from #3 PPG last year to beneath Brian Hoyer so far in 2015. Kaepernick cannot be trusted at all even as a #2. Tannehill is hot and cold.

So that has me and I imagine other people dipping into the QB pool more strongly and holding onto QB3s to keep options open. Other than Aaron Rodgers on my Dynasty team, I honestly don't think I have a QB that I can point to and confidently say, "that guy is my starter." Shoot, I have Andy Dalton in Keeper, #3 overall QB so far, and I'm still just shaking and waiting for the shoe to drop on him.

The only two leagues where I'm comfortable this year are the ones where I have Tom Brady and Carson Palmer. The rest is a crap shoot. Tannehill is my bane (although I'm 7-0 in that league) because he's juuuust good enough for me to start every week but I always am let down that there was a streaming option who could have done better for me.

I thought I was getting a great deal in Pro on Manning and thus didn't even draft a backup. Whoops. I hate carrying backup QBs, but lesson learned.

Pro
111.80 #1 Leap's Peeps (5-2) vs. #3 Kissing Cousins (5-2) 135.88
93.64 #2 Minaseans (5-2) vs. #12 International Organization of Evil (2-5) 127.00
87.90 #4 Gumbie's Dammits (4-3) vs. #9 Old Man's Depends (3-4) 125.42
143.00 #5 Runs Like A Dad (4-3) vs. #10 The Elliottx Expletives (2-5) 122.80
96.14 #6 The Heavies (3-4) vs. #8 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (3-4) 105.78
82.78 #7 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (4-3) vs. #11 I Have No Legs (2-5) 49.64

 

Division I
141.88 #1 Casterly Rock Rovers (7-0) vs. #2 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (5-2) 111.98
150.70 #3 Giants Among Men (5-2) vs. #9 Chip's Ahoy (2-5) 125.30
75.00 #4 Berkeley Tree Cutters (4-3) vs. #10 Demariyus Targaryen (2-5) 140.72
117.64 #5 Stele's 49ers (5-2) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (1-6) 57.80
99.42 #6 Grump's Chumps (4-3) vs. #7 BoomBoom (3-4) 98.94
122.54 #8 Forsett 'til it Ertz (3-4) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-6) 111.24

 

Division II
147.18 #1 Miller Time (6-1) vs. #12 Backwards Cuttlefish (1-6) 89.02
62.70 #2 Play Stealing Spies (5-2) vs. #3 TBA (5-2) 108.70
182.78 #4 Kap Pacino (5-2) vs. #5 Captain Obvious (4-3) 127.40
93.04 #6 Brown Coats (4-3) vs. #8 Million Monkeys (2-5) 78.10
100.00 #7 Rayguns (4-3) vs. #11 Screaming Mimis (1-6) 29.20
99.80 #9 The Hairy Kids (3-4) vs. #10 What's Fantasy Football? (2-5) 38.70

 

Keeper
136.00 #1 The Elliottx Experience (6-1) vs. #4 Jones'n For Morris (4-3) 112.18
107.84 #2 Garion's Muffin Tops (5-2) vs. #3 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (5-2) 133.10
81.08 #5 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (4-3) vs. #9 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (3-4) 129.90
91.00 #6 Bonney's Criminals (4-3) vs. #8 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (4-3) 147.86
112.18 #7 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (3-4) vs. #12 The Leftovers (1-6) 128.90
66.24 #10 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-6) vs. #11 OBJesus Saved my Life (2-5) 79.54

 

Dynasty
98.50 #1 The Moldavian Massacre (6-1) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (2-5) 88.62
99.60 #2 Los Gringos (5-2) vs. #5 Pocket Lacys (4-3) 141.18
107.60 #3 House Legion (4-3) vs. #7 The Adjective Nouns (4-3) 144.22
132.84 #4 The Elliottx Executives (5-2) vs. #6 Leapsanity (3-4) 74.24
112.20 #8 Grenades (3-4) vs. #12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-6) 88.70
80.94 #9 Old Man's Dementia (2-5) vs. #10 Garion's G-String (3-4) 122.28