NFL 2015: Week 6

Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans: Jacksonville Jaguars
Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers: San Francisco 49ers
Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings: Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions: Detroit Lions
New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles: New York Giants

So Dave Rappoccio of The Draw Play fame also does a column for Uproxx where he predicts the winners of each weeks game and draws a cartoon for each game he guesses wrong. After reading a smattering of this week's promises, I kinda want him to fail miserably:

If the Redskins win, I will draw the Starship Enterprise shooting a jet fighter out of the sky.

If the Chiefs win, I will draw Alex Smith shooting holes in the Vikings boat causing it to sink.

If the Bears win, I’ll draw Jay Cutler as Optimus Prime not giving a sh*t as Megatron cries.

If the Jaguars win, I will draw Blake Bortles punching the state of Texas.

The Colts are not going to win.

Even the idea of some of these make me laugh.

All home teams this week. Yeah this will end well...

Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans: Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers: San Francisco 49ers
Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings: Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions: Detroit Lions
New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles: Philadelphia Eagles

Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans: Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers: Baltimore Ravens
Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings: Minnesota Vikings
Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions: Detroit Lions
New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles: Philadelphia Eagles

In before time I hope, haven't even looked at last weeks results yet as I just got back from vacation without any internet.

Can't figure out how to make the picks on the mobile site while out and about so just posting here:

Jaguars
Ravens
Vikings
Lions
Eagles

Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans: Houston Texans
Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers: Baltimore Ravens
Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings: Kansas City Chiefs
Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions: Chicago Bears
New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles: Philadelphia Eagles

Ooh snow in Buffalo.

Denver defense scores again.

Stele wrote:

Denver defense bails Peyton out again. :lol:

FTFY.

Alex Smith could play without a defense on the field and he'd still find a way to throw the ball no more than two yards down the field.

Still don't understand the call in Lions game. Red Zone has went back and replayed it multiple times and they don't seem to get it either.

Stele wrote:

Still don't understand the call in Lions game. Red Zone has went back and replayed it multiple times and they don't seem to get it either.

Two feet and a half step is now a football move, apparently.

I feel embarrassed for Peyton. His arm is beyond toast. It's painful to watch.

Also, Tomlin going for 2 when up by 2 is going to be the worst call this week if they lose. For sure. Might be the worst call if they win.

So the new Star Wars trailer is debuting during MNF. And to think, years ago you bought a ticket to a crappy movie to watch a trailer; now you just need basic cable and the willingness to sit through a crappy football game.

Amazing makeup call for the Lions.

And there's the Pick-6 for Peyton.

Mike Pettine looks like he's done time.

And then Manning throws the deep ball for a touchdown.

That Manning throw was pretty.

One of the advantages of Caldwell Face is that you can't tell if he's bluffing or not.

Lions are just painful to watch this year.

CLEVELAND CLEVELANDS!

Nomad wrote:

Lions are just painful to watch this year.

Fortunately for them, they're playing the Bears.

Denver drop on 3rd down in OT, Cleveland could get the ball to win... but wait, Browns had 12 men on the field.

Stele wrote:

Denver drop on 3rd down in OT, Cleveland could get the ball to win... but wait, Browns had 12 men on the field.

Don't worry; Peyton's got 'em covered.

Oh, Manning INT on 3rd and 2. Cleveland might win?

Manning face again!

Well Cleveland pitches, bobbles, loses 3. Denver defense sacks on 2nd down for big loss. 3rd and 21 pocket collapses, no gain. Cleveland backed up past midfield and will punt.

No one wants to win this Denver/Cleveland game.