GWJFFL 2015 - Week 5

Early games:
  • Thursday, October 08th, 8:25 PM ET: Colts at Texans

Byes: Panthers, Dolphins, Vikings, Jets

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2015/REG5
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 587.42
#2 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 486.82
#3 Minaseans (mcheshier) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 497.00
#4 The Heavies (tboon) * 3-1 1-1 (#2) 448.08
#5 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 2-2 0-2 (#3) 507.50
#6 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 2-2 2-0 (#1) 490.06
#7 The Elliottx Expletives (elliottx) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 456.14
#8 Runs Like A Dad (Evo) 1-3 1-1 (#2) 438.72
#9 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (LegionSB) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 421.06
#10 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) 1-3 1-1 (#2) 415.28
#11 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (karmajay) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 398.96
#12 International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 274.58
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Gumbie's Dammits (587.42)
#1 Overall ($10): Gumbie's Dammits
Division Winner ($15): Gumbie's Dammits
Division Winner ($15): Leap's Peeps
Division Winner ($15): Minaseans
Division Winner ($15): Old Man's Depends
Highest single-week team total ($10): Gumbie's Dammits (187.24 in week 3)
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 4
93.28 #1 Gumbie's Dammits (4-0) vs. #9 I Have No Legs (1-3) 87.94
109.14 #2 Leap's Peeps (4-0) vs. #5 The Elliottx Expletives (2-2) 90.28
115.76 #3 Minaseans (3-1) vs. #8 Runs Like A Dad (1-3) 107.02
109.74 #4 Old Man's Depends (2-2) vs. #6 The Heavies (3-1) 115.94
125.62 #7 Kissing Cousins (2-2) vs. #12 International Organization of Evil (0-4) 60.40
74.06 #10 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (1-3) vs. #11 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (1-3) 102.50
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 Gumbie's Dammits (4-0) vs. #5 Kissing Cousins (2-2)
  #2 Leap's Peeps (4-0) vs. #9 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (1-3)
  #3 Minaseans (3-1) vs. #4 The Heavies (3-1)
  #6 Old Man's Depends (2-2) vs. #8 Runs Like A Dad (1-3)
  #7 The Elliottx Expletives (2-2) vs. #11 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (1-3)
  #10 I Have No Legs (1-3) vs. #12 International Organization of Evil (0-4)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 525.70
#2 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 490.16
#3 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble) * 3-1 1-1 (#1) 431.26
#4 Stele's 49ers (Stele) * 3-1 1-1 (#1) 418.96
#5 Berkeley Tree Cutters (Carlbear95) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 485.96
#6 BoomBoom (Chabuda) * 2-2 2-0 (#2) 442.72
#7 Chip's Ahoy (Apollo0507) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 411.36
#8 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 495.18
#9 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 1-3 1-1 (#3) 454.32
#10 Forsett 'til it Ertz (FSevenSansdeity) 1-3 1-1 (#2) 429.60
#11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 393.38
#12 Rabbitroids (gwjrabbit) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 371.02
Results - Week 4
56.78 #1 Giants Among Men (3-1) vs. #5 Stele's 49ers (3-1) 107.66
131.02 #2 Casterly Rock Rovers (4-0) vs. #4 BoomBoom (2-2) 127.84
60.08 #3 Chip's Ahoy (2-2) vs. #8 Berkeley Tree Cutters (2-2) 102.44
121.36 #6 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (3-1) vs. #10 Forsett 'til it Ertz (1-3) 110.96
108.86 #7 Grump's Chumps (1-3) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-3) 122.84
101.20 #9 Demariyus Targaryen (1-3) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (1-3) 113.22
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 Casterly Rock Rovers (4-0) vs. #4 Stele's 49ers (3-1)
  #2 Giants Among Men (3-1) vs. #6 BoomBoom (2-2)
  #3 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (3-1) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (1-3)
  #5 Berkeley Tree Cutters (2-2) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-3)
  #7 Chip's Ahoy (2-2) vs. #8 Grump's Chumps (1-3)
  #9 Demariyus Targaryen (1-3) vs. #10 Forsett 'til it Ertz (1-3)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Miller Time (Sr_Malo) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 483.90
#2 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) * 3-1 1-1 (#1) 462.04
#3 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 460.80
#4 TBA (iaintgotnopants) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 481.40
#5 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 474.68
#6 Kap Pacino (LegionSB) * 2-2 2-0 (#1) 443.78
#7 Million Monkeys (gorilla-gwj) 2-2 0-2 (#3) 438.92
#8 What's Fantasy Football? (MountaineerWR27) 2-2 0-2 (#3) 424.74
#9 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 401.16
#10 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk) 2-2 2-0 (#2) 391.42
#11 Screaming Mimis (mudbunny) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 383.70
#12 Backwards Cuttlefish (Atras) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 360.12
Results - Week 4
87.32 #1 Play Stealing Spies (3-1) vs. #2 Miller Time (4-0) 114.06
87.04 #3 TBA (2-2) vs. #7 Brown Coats (2-2) 103.04
86.80 #4 Kap Pacino (2-2) vs. #8 What's Fantasy Football? (2-2) 96.52
91.98 #5 Rayguns (2-2) vs. #10 The Hairy Kids (2-2) 119.02
120.50 #6 Captain Obvious (3-1) vs. #12 Screaming Mimis (0-4) 93.66
116.94 #9 Million Monkeys (2-2) vs. #11 Backwards Cuttlefish (0-4) 57.30
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 Miller Time (4-0) vs. #10 Rayguns (2-2)
  #2 Captain Obvious (3-1) vs. #7 Million Monkeys (2-2)
  #3 Play Stealing Spies (3-1) vs. #9 The Hairy Kids (2-2)
  #4 TBA (2-2) vs. #8 What's Fantasy Football? (2-2)
  #5 Brown Coats (2-2) vs. #6 Kap Pacino (2-2)
  #11 Screaming Mimis (0-4) vs. #12 Backwards Cuttlefish (0-4)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 573.08
#2 The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) * 4-0 2-0 (#1) 484.46
#3 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 464.34
#4 Jones'n For Morris (ukickmydog) * 3-1 1-1 (#1) 429.34
#5 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 482.46
#6 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 478.14
#7 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (kaostheory) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 411.60
#8 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (Jolly) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 399.08
#9 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 413.66
#10 OBJesus Saved my Life (Landshrk83) 1-3 1-1 (#3) 319.48
#11 Minase and his Tight Ends (mcheshier) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 390.86
#12 The Leftovers (gwjrabbit) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 364.62
Results - Week 4
139.84 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (4-0) vs. #2 Bonney's Criminals (3-1) 78.14
122.18 #3 The Elliottx Experience (4-0) vs. #6 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (2-2) 87.30
93.54 #4 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (2-2) vs. #10 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (1-3) 107.64
108.86 #5 Jones'n For Morris (3-1) vs. #11 Minase and his Tight Ends (0-4) 97.46
112.28 #7 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (2-2) vs. #12 The Leftovers (0-4) 76.02
81.06 #8 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (2-2) vs. #9 OBJesus Saved my Life (1-3) 66.42
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (4-0) vs. #2 The Elliottx Experience (4-0)
  #3 Bonney's Criminals (3-1) vs. #8 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (2-2)
  #4 Jones'n For Morris (3-1) vs. #5 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (2-2)
  #6 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (2-2) vs. #7 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (2-2)
  #9 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (1-3) vs. #10 OBJesus Saved my Life (1-3)
  #11 Minase and his Tight Ends (0-4) vs. #12 The Leftovers (0-4)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 The Elliottx Executives (elliottx) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 514.48
#2 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 3-1 1-1 (#1) 504.44
#3 Pocket Lacys (Evo) * 3-1 2-0 (#1) 451.46
#4 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) * 3-1 1-1 (#1) 412.86
#5 House Legion (LegionSB) * 2-2 2-0 (#2) 502.20
#6 Grenades (Chabuda) 2-2 1-1 (#3) 445.92
#7 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) * 2-2 1-1 (#2) 400.58
#8 The Adjective Nouns (FSevenSansdeity) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 384.02
#9 Leapsanity (MountaineerWR27) 2-2 1-1 (#2) 378.44
#10 Garion's G-String (garion333) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 397.64
#11 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) 1-3 0-2 (#3) 379.50
#12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) 0-4 0-2 (#3) 428.44
Results - Week 4
88.56 #1 Pocket Lacys (3-1) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (1-3) 92.84
116.84 #2 The Elliottx Executives (3-1) vs. #5 Grenades (2-2) 90.72
111.76 #3 House Legion (2-2) vs. #12 Garion's G-String (1-3) 118.02
125.76 #4 The Moldavian Massacre (3-1) vs. #10 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-4) 99.40
82.68 #6 Los Gringos (3-1) vs. #7 The Adjective Nouns (2-2) 59.10
72.86 #8 Leapsanity (2-2) vs. #9 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (2-2) 74.70
Schedule - Week 5
  #1 The Elliottx Executives (3-1) vs. #10 Garion's G-String (1-3)
  #2 The Moldavian Massacre (3-1) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (1-3)
  #3 Pocket Lacys (3-1) vs. #12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-4)
  #4 Los Gringos (3-1) vs. #9 Leapsanity (2-2)
  #5 House Legion (2-2) vs. #6 Grenades (2-2)
  #7 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (2-2) vs. #8 The Adjective Nouns (2-2)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

Byes: Panthers, Dolphins, Vikings, Jets

Should be a big week in fantasy since these teams haven't been contributing too much, unlike, say, Gronk.

Garbage...just garbage

Aw, Teddy bye week.

(Reposting.)

I have too many RBs in Keeper:

Jamaal Charles
Devonta Freeman
Jeremy Hill
Mark Ingram
Karlos Williams
Lance Dunbar

WR or TE would be what I want back. Only planning on moving one of em, so first come, first serve.

Open to all offers.

garion333 wrote:

(Reposting.)

I have too many RBs in Keeper:

Jamaal Charles
Devonta Freeman
Jeremy Hill
Mark Ingram
Karlos Williams
Lance Dunbar

WR or TE would be what I want back. Only planning on moving one of em, so first come, first serve.

Open to all offers.

Well, seeing as how one of them is now out for the season and another got a concussion this week, I think your problem solved itself

Week 5 clash: Gumbie's Dammits vs Kissing Cousins

I'll just leave this here as it worked so well for me last year:

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Big fan of this week's thread art!

Now to find a starting QB...

In a PPR league I'm in I've got to either start Duke Johnson or Ronnie Hillman. I'm leaning Duke Johnson....any input?

Oh man, that's a tough one, I'd say they're about equal at this point.

I believe Kubiak has said that Hillman and Anderson are both starters. Hillman is living off of TDs at this point though, fantasy-wise.

Duke Johnson is beginning to edge out the other RBs, but he's currently only fantasy relevant because he gets a bazillion targets a game.

I'd probably roll with Johnson until Kubiak demotes Anderson for real. Anderson still got more touches than Hillman and Johnson is ascending while Hillman is merely not as bad as Anderson. Matchup at Baltimore isn't great for Johnson, but hopefully that means dumping checkdowns (or fades in the end zone) to him.

Relevant: https://twitter.com/evansilva/status...

Thursday Night games can die in a fire. Left Gore on my bench. Bugger.

Agreed on the fire. I started Moncrief in another league and earned a whopping .3 pts (standard). I played Gore and Hilton in D2. Lucked out with Hilton on one of his last catches otherwise he'd be dreadful, too. Hasselback was showing way too much love to Andre Johnson after Luck had been ignoring him all season.

I think that was partially by design. Coaches tend to highlight players who are playing against a former team.

f*cking Alshon Jeffrey, again. I own him in 4/6 leagues I'm in and my wife has him in her 14 team work league. I am about to just drop him.

The bench in my keeper league is better than who I'm having to start this week because of injuries, sigh.

Not paying attention to bye weeks will probably doom me this week. One of these days I will learn.

Pro
127.04 #1 Gumbie's Dammits (4-1) vs. #5 Kissing Cousins (3-2) 136.42
132.20 #2 Leap's Peeps (5-0) vs. #9 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (1-4) 99.52
142.04 #3 Minaseans (4-1) vs. #4 The Heavies (3-2) 84.56
80.36 #6 Old Man's Depends (2-3) vs. #8 Runs Like A Dad (2-3) 126.64
110.42 #7 The Elliottx Expletives (2-3) vs. #11 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (2-3) 124.36
66.34 #10 I Have No Legs (2-3) vs. #12 International Organization of Evil (0-5) 62.98

 

Division I
136.38 #1 Casterly Rock Rovers (5-0) vs. #4 Stele's 49ers (3-2) 121.24
155.90 #2 Giants Among Men (4-1) vs. #6 BoomBoom (2-3) 78.56
113.02 #3 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (4-1) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (1-4) 68.64
98.90 #5 Berkeley Tree Cutters (3-2) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-4) 87.86
93.62 #7 Chip's Ahoy (2-3) vs. #8 Grump's Chumps (2-3) 120.26
89.56 #9 Demariyus Targaryen (1-4) vs. #10 Forsett 'til it Ertz (2-3) 130.14

 

Division II
115.80 #1 Miller Time (4-1) vs. #10 Rayguns (3-2) 118.04
127.62 #2 Captain Obvious (4-1) vs. #7 Million Monkeys (2-3) 83.96
135.72 #3 Play Stealing Spies (4-1) vs. #9 The Hairy Kids (2-3) 87.90
126.54 #4 TBA (3-2) vs. #8 What's Fantasy Football? (2-3) 75.94
105.26 #5 Brown Coats (2-3) vs. #6 Kap Pacino (3-2) 123.68
78.04 #11 Screaming Mimis (1-4) vs. #12 Backwards Cuttlefish (0-5) 53.10

 

Keeper
117.36 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (4-1) vs. #2 The Elliottx Experience (5-0) 129.02
87.20 #3 Bonney's Criminals (3-2) vs. #8 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (3-2) 128.50
134.76 #4 Jones'n For Morris (3-2) vs. #5 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (3-2) 137.70
92.66 #6 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (3-2) vs. #7 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (2-3) 92.44
179.74 #9 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (2-3) vs. #10 OBJesus Saved my Life (1-4) 117.12
82.30 #11 Minase and his Tight Ends (1-4) vs. #12 The Leftovers (0-5) 55.44

 

Dynasty
114.36 #1 The Elliottx Executives (4-1) vs. #10 Garion's G-String (1-4) 87.68
145.70 #2 The Moldavian Massacre (4-1) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (1-4) 91.94
119.44 #3 Pocket Lacys (3-2) vs. #12 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-4) 126.32
123.40 #4 Los Gringos (4-1) vs. #9 Leapsanity (2-3) 58.26
137.24 #5 House Legion (3-2) vs. #6 Grenades (2-3) 86.24
63.12 #7 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (2-3) vs. #8 The Adjective Nouns (3-2) 122.44