GWJFFL 2015 - Week 3

Early games:
  • Thursday, September 24th, 8:25 PM ET: Redskins at Giants

Byes: None

Source: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2015/REG3
Pro
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Gumbie's Dammits (Gumbie) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 306.90
#2 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 249.26
#3 The Elliottx Expletives (elliottx) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 247.86
#4 Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 250.12
#5 Minaseans (mcheshier) * 1-1 1-0 (#2) 243.12
#6 I Have No Legs (Bill_Bonney) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 221.94
#7 Runs Like A Dad (Evo) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 221.64
#8 The Heavies (tboon) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 204.44
#9 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (karmajay) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 188.30
#10 Kissing Cousins (ukickmydog) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 241.00
#11 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (LegionSB) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 219.98
#12 International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 154.80
Regular Season Awards*
Most total points ($25): Gumbie's Dammits (306.90)
#1 Overall ($10): Gumbie's Dammits
Division Winner ($15): Gumbie's Dammits
Division Winner ($15): Leap's Peeps
Division Winner ($15): The Elliottx Expletives
Division Winner ($15): Old Man's Depends
Highest single-week team total ($10): Gumbie's Dammits (172.30 in week 2) new!
*Award winners are subject to change as the season progresses.
Results - Week 2
102.76 Minaseans (1-1) vs. Leap's Peeps (2-0) 121.34
117.20 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (1-1) vs. Old Man's Depends (1-1) 104.80
172.30 Gumbie's Dammits (2-0) vs. The Heavies (1-1) 98.02
153.84 The Elliottx Expletives (2-0) vs. Kissing Cousins (0-2) 111.46
86.46 International Organization of Evil (0-2) vs. Runs Like A Dad (1-1) 115.24
102.04 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (0-2) vs. I Have No Legs (1-1) 113.90
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Gumbie's Dammits (2-0) vs. #9 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (1-1)
  #2 Leap's Peeps (2-0) vs. #12 International Organization of Evil (0-2)
  #3 The Elliottx Expletives (2-0) vs. #5 Minaseans (1-1)
  #4 Old Man's Depends (1-1) vs. #11 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (0-2)
  #6 I Have No Legs (1-1) vs. #8 The Heavies (1-1)
  #7 Runs Like A Dad (1-1) vs. #10 Kissing Cousins (0-2)

 

Division I
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Giants Among Men (Kush15) * 2-0 2-0 (#1) 262.46
#2 Casterly Rock Rovers (Crhis) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 256.70
#3 Stele's 49ers (Stele) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 223.06
#4 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (Cobble) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 222.10
#5 Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 269.14
#6 Chip's Ahoy (Apollo0507) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 251.78
#7 Forsett 'til it Ertz (FSevenSansdeity) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 217.72
#8 BoomBoom (Chabuda) 1-1 1-0 (#2) 199.00
#9 Demariyus Targaryen (Neozilla) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 228.22
#10 Berkeley Tree Cutters (Carlbear95) 0-2 0-1 (#2) 220.40
#11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 178.24
#12 Rabbitroids (gwjrabbit) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 166.44
Results - Week 2
93.30 Demariyus Targaryen (0-2) vs. Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (2-0) 105.60
78.24 Rabbitroids (0-2) vs. Giants Among Men (2-0) 126.14
124.32 Stele's 49ers (2-0) vs. Chip's Ahoy (1-1) 110.54
123.46 BoomBoom (1-1) vs. Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (0-2) 105.02
90.50 Berkeley Tree Cutters (0-2) vs. Casterly Rock Rovers (2-0) 128.06
105.00 Grump's Chumps (1-1) vs. Forsett 'til it Ertz (1-1) 139.96
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Giants Among Men (2-0) vs. #7 Forsett 'til it Ertz (1-1)
  #2 Casterly Rock Rovers (2-0) vs. #5 Grump's Chumps (1-1)
  #3 Stele's 49ers (2-0) vs. #9 Demariyus Targaryen (0-2)
  #4 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (2-0) vs. #8 BoomBoom (1-1)
  #6 Chip's Ahoy (1-1) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (0-2)
  #10 Berkeley Tree Cutters (0-2) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (0-2)

 

Division II
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 TBA (iaintgotnopants) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 283.00
#2 Miller Time (Sr_Malo) * 2-0 1-0 (#2) 250.64
#3 Play Stealing Spies (Furtivespy) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 247.96
#4 Captain Obvious (JeffreyLSmith) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 233.30
#5 Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 235.04
#6 Kap Pacino (LegionSB) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 234.80
#7 The Hairy Kids (Rat_Boy) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 197.40
#8 Rayguns (nightelfmohawk) 1-1 1-0 (#2) 188.10
#9 Million Monkeys (gorilla-gwj) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 213.90
#10 Backwards Cuttlefish (Atras) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 203.52
#11 Screaming Mimis (mudbunny) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 202.02
#12 What's Fantasy Football? (MountaineerWR27) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 166.60
Results - Week 2
116.46 Kap Pacino (1-1) vs. Miller Time (2-0) 120.26
143.08 TBA (2-0) vs. Million Monkeys (0-2) 112.66
118.86 Captain Obvious (2-0) vs. Backwards Cuttlefish (0-2) 108.20
82.86 Screaming Mimis (0-2) vs. The Hairy Kids (1-1) 85.90
132.44 Play Stealing Spies (2-0) vs. Brown Coats (1-1) 81.02
117.20 Rayguns (1-1) vs. What's Fantasy Football? (0-2) 86.90
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 TBA (2-0) vs. #2 Miller Time (2-0)
  #3 Play Stealing Spies (2-0) vs. #10 Backwards Cuttlefish (0-2)
  #4 Captain Obvious (2-0) vs. #8 Rayguns (1-1)
  #5 Brown Coats (1-1) vs. #12 What's Fantasy Football? (0-2)
  #6 Kap Pacino (1-1) vs. #11 Screaming Mimis (0-2)
  #7 The Hairy Kids (1-1) vs. #9 Million Monkeys (0-2)

 

Keeper
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 280.94
#2 Bonney's Criminals (Bill_Bonney) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 240.30
#3 The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 209.08
#4 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (kaostheory) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 235.02
#5 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (Sr_Malo) * 1-1 1-1 (#2) 233.86
#6 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (Jolly) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 230.00
#7 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 221.14
#8 OBJesus Saved my Life (Landshrk83) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 186.08
#9 Jones'n For Morris (ukickmydog) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 207.70
#10 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (LegionSB) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 218.12
#11 Minase and his Tight Ends (mcheshier) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 178.30
#12 The Leftovers (gwjrabbit) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 171.44
Results - Week 2
130.80 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (1-1) vs. Minase and his Tight Ends (0-2) 72.94
106.54 The Elliottx Experience (2-0) vs. Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (1-1) 103.36
133.32 Garion's Muffin Tops (2-0) vs. Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-1) 72.50
93.74 The Leftovers (0-2) vs. Bonney's Criminals (2-0) 103.80
112.74 OBJesus Saved my Life (1-1) vs. Jones'n For Morris (1-1) 95.06
123.80 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (0-2) vs. Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (1-1) 137.04
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (2-0) vs. #12 The Leftovers (0-2)
  #2 Bonney's Criminals (2-0) vs. #10 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (0-2)
  #3 The Elliottx Experience (2-0) vs. #11 Minase and his Tight Ends (0-2)
  #4 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (1-1) vs. #9 Jones'n For Morris (1-1)
  #5 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (1-1) vs. #7 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (1-1)
  #6 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (1-1) vs. #8 OBJesus Saved my Life (1-1)

 

Dynasty
Standings
      Overall Division Points For
#1 Los Gringos (Bill_Bonney) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 242.56
#2 The Moldavian Massacre (iaintgotnopants) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 239.40
#3 Pocket Lacys (Evo) * 2-0 1-0 (#1) 232.50
#4 House Legion (LegionSB) * 1-1 1-0 (#2) 252.62
#5 The Elliottx Executives (elliottx) * 1-1 1-0 (#1) 235.84
#6 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (Landshrk83) * 1-1 1-0 (#2) 222.00
#7 The Adjective Nouns (FSevenSansdeity) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 204.42
#8 Leapsanity (MountaineerWR27) 1-1 1-1 (#2) 188.10
#9 Grenades (Chabuda) 1-1 0-1 (#3) 193.24
#10 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (Laarrs_GWJ) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 225.50
#11 Old Man's Dementia (oldmanscene24) 0-2 0-2 (#3) 187.38
#12 Garion's G-String (garion333) 0-2 0-1 (#3) 185.74
Results - Week 2
102.06 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-1) vs. Grenades (1-1) 128.84
108.60 The Moldavian Massacre (2-0) vs. Leapsanity (1-1) 101.84
87.30 Garion's G-String (0-2) vs. Los Gringos (2-0) 121.74
123.16 House Legion (1-1) vs. Old Man's Dementia (0-2) 99.34
129.62 The Elliottx Executives (1-1) vs. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-2) 113.46
101.50 Pocket Lacys (2-0) vs. The Adjective Nouns (1-1) 96.40
Schedule - Week 3
  #1 Los Gringos (2-0) vs. #4 House Legion (1-1)
  #2 The Moldavian Massacre (2-0) vs. #9 Grenades (1-1)
  #3 Pocket Lacys (2-0) vs. #12 Garion's G-String (0-2)
  #5 The Elliottx Executives (1-1) vs. #6 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-1)
  #7 The Adjective Nouns (1-1) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (0-2)
  #8 Leapsanity (1-1) vs. #10 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-2)

 

Legend:

* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched round 1 bye
x - Clinched wildcard
y - Eliminated from division contention
z - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
o - Eliminated from wildcard contention

2-0 with a division win. Yay. Must keep momentum.

2-0 in Keeper
0-2 in Dynasty

*sigh*

Looking forward to the #1 in Dynasty for the third year running!

Best thread picture ever.

The fact that I'm not last in keeper with my team of tight ends is, frankly, astounding.

Stele wrote:

2-0 with a division win. Yay. Must keep momentum.

I have to win eventually right? Right??

Anyone looking at my teams:

IMAGE(https://rikandrio.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/fantasyfootballfunnycool1.png)

#11 in Pro, #10 in Keeper. :/ The only victory there is being better than the all-TE squad.

And rabbit. Everyone is better than rabbit and his "draft old guys for way too much money" philosophy.

Div. II: Great pickup on Matt Jones by Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism). I regretted dropping him before the weekend, but needed Powell as insurance for Ivory in case Ivory didn't play Monday night. And I'm full on RBs so couldn't drop a different position. Of course now Jones is the greatest FAAB pickup of the year.

Forgot to mention my non-GWJ league, where I'm also 2-0. 1 other player is 0-2. The other 10 teams are all 1-1. Parity has arrived.

JeffreyLSmith wrote:

Div. II: Great pickup on Matt Jones by Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism). I regretted dropping him before the weekend, but needed Powell as insurance for Ivory in case Ivory didn't play Monday night. And I'm full on RBs so couldn't drop a different position. Of course now Jones is the greatest FAAB pickup of the year. :P

Oh man, that's crazy bad. Jones has been slated for a breakout all preseason.

wrong thread

JeffreyLSmith wrote:

Div. II: Great pickup on Matt Jones by Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism). I regretted dropping him before the weekend, but needed Powell as insurance for Ivory in case Ivory didn't play Monday night. And I'm full on RBs so couldn't drop a different position. Of course now Jones is the greatest FAAB pickup of the year.

Thanks, I may have overpaid for him, but I need a home run or two to make up for Alshon Jeffrey being hurt.

If anyone in DII would like a trade a RB for a WR, I will field offers.

garion333 wrote:
JeffreyLSmith wrote:

Div. II: Great pickup on Matt Jones by Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism). I regretted dropping him before the weekend, but needed Powell as insurance for Ivory in case Ivory didn't play Monday night. And I'm full on RBs so couldn't drop a different position. Of course now Jones is the greatest FAAB pickup of the year. :P

Oh man, that's crazy bad. Jones has been slated for a breakout all preseason.

You wouldn't know it from tonight's game.

Hasn't been going well for me this season.
Dynasty 1-1
D2 0-2

However in my 3 ESPN leagues I'm undefeated. So obviously it's all Flea Flicker's fault

JeffreyLSmith wrote:
garion333 wrote:
JeffreyLSmith wrote:

Div. II: Great pickup on Matt Jones by Brown Coats (UpToIsomorphism). I regretted dropping him before the weekend, but needed Powell as insurance for Ivory in case Ivory didn't play Monday night. And I'm full on RBs so couldn't drop a different position. Of course now Jones is the greatest FAAB pickup of the year. :P

Oh man, that's crazy bad. Jones has been slated for a breakout all preseason.

You wouldn't know it from tonight's game.

Again, anyone want to buy Jones from me!?

MountaineerWR27 wrote:

Hasn't been going well for me this season.
Dynasty 1-1
D2 0-2

However in my 3 ESPN leagues I'm undefeated. So obviously it's all Flea Flicker's fault :)

Sent you a trade offer in D2 to help you out.

Gumbie's single week score record's gonna be tough to beat! Nice one.

The Redskins backfield is unusable when they get behind against an opponent. Unfortunately I own Alf Morris in one league (a reluctant 6th round pick in a 10-team) and was burned this week. He and Jones are going to be such a dice roll to start any given week.

This week might be the most uncertain I've ever been in a lineup. And I'm not even talking about my team that's starting Bortles.

Yeah Demarco Murray out leaves me picking between the 37th and 39th best RB. Big drop, and not sure if either one will show up. Probably the one I don't play.

Plus two of my TEs are hurt so I don't have any choice there. This is going to be a weird day.

Stele wrote:

Probably the one I don't play.

Of course. TD Frank Gore. Ugh.

Stele wrote:
Stele wrote:

Probably the one I don't play.

Of course. TD Frank Gore. Ugh.

Just act like you were taking it easy on a 0-2 team

Also DeAngelo Williams is apparently doing no work, despite being great for Pitt the first two weeks. I mean wow. I didn't think Bell coming back would get him completely benched, but apparently so. I had other options in my non-GWJ league on the bench, would be much better than a goose egg.

Somehow Minn is up 31-7 and I have -1 and .36 points out of Bridgewater in my two leagues with him?

Wheels coming off in week 3.

At least the good thing is that not playing Gore won't be what cost me the win.

I sat Steve Smith since Flacco sucks something terrible against the Bengals. This is why daily fantasy is dumb.

Too bad I didn't start Blount today, 3 TDs in garbage time!

What a crazy day. I hate it.

Devonta Freeman on my bench even though I knew he was getting the start. *facepalm*

DeAndre Hopkins on bench also as he was questionable earlier on the week and I forgot to check my lineups before the games started. *sigh*

On one hand I didn't start Kaepernick with this 3 INT in the first half.

On the other hand I did start Ryan Tannehill.

Damn Gumbie, you follow up a 170 point week with a 180 point week. I think you have that single week total award wrapped up.

Gumbie has been so fed up with fantasy he made a deal with the devil! Little did he know that the deal affected UofTenn and the Titans in an opposite manner!

Pro
187.24 #1 Gumbie's Dammits (3-0) vs. #9 Karma's Gaming Grandpas (1-2) 135.60
128.42 #2 Leap's Peeps (3-0) vs. #12 International Organization of Evil (0-3) 59.38
118.00 #3 The Elliottx Expletives (2-1) vs. #5 Minaseans (2-1) 138.12
130.20 #4 Old Man's Depends (2-1) vs. #11 She Wants To Dance Like Odell Thurman (0-3) 98.58
105.10 #6 I Have No Legs (1-2) vs. #8 The Heavies (2-1) 127.70
110.06 #7 Runs Like A Dad (1-2) vs. #10 Kissing Cousins (1-2) 140.88

 

Division I
170.92 #1 Giants Among Men (3-0) vs. #7 Forsett 'til it Ertz (1-2) 100.92
137.98 #2 Casterly Rock Rovers (3-0) vs. #5 Grump's Chumps (1-2) 117.18
87.24 #3 Stele's 49ers (2-1) vs. #9 Demariyus Targaryen (1-2) 124.90
87.80 #4 Cobble's Probably Losing by 17 (2-1) vs. #8 BoomBoom (2-1) 115.58
99.50 #6 Chip's Ahoy (2-1) vs. #11 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (0-3) 92.30
163.12 #10 Berkeley Tree Cutters (1-2) vs. #12 Rabbitroids (0-3) 91.36

 

Division II
111.36 #1 TBA (2-1) vs. #2 Miller Time (3-0) 119.20
125.52 #3 Play Stealing Spies (3-0) vs. #10 Backwards Cuttlefish (0-3) 99.00
108.24 #4 Captain Obvious (2-1) vs. #8 Rayguns (2-1) 111.34
136.60 #5 Brown Coats (1-2) vs. #12 What's Fantasy Football? (1-2) 161.62
122.18 #6 Kap Pacino (2-1) vs. #11 Screaming Mimis (0-3) 88.02
84.74 #7 The Hairy Kids (1-2) vs. #9 Million Monkeys (1-2) 108.08

 

Keeper
151.00 #1 Garion's Muffin Tops (3-0) vs. #12 The Leftovers (0-3) 117.16
145.90 #2 Bonney's Criminals (3-0) vs. #10 Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (0-3) 87.90
153.20 #3 The Elliottx Experience (3-0) vs. #11 Minase and his Tight Ends (0-3) 115.10
95.52 #4 Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (1-2) vs. #9 Jones'n For Morris (2-1) 112.78
136.32 #5 Have You Seen Us, Uncle Revis? (1-2) vs. #7 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (2-1) 163.46
81.78 #6 JollyBill's Manly Morris Motorcade (2-1) vs. #8 OBJesus Saved my Life (1-2) 66.98

 

Dynasty
87.62 #1 Los Gringos (2-1) vs. #4 House Legion (2-1) 137.52
138.28 #2 The Moldavian Massacre (2-1) vs. #9 Grenades (2-1) 161.96
130.40 #3 Pocket Lacys (3-0) vs. #12 Garion's G-String (0-3) 93.88
161.80 #5 The Elliottx Executives (2-1) vs. #6 Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-2) 103.88
120.50 #7 The Adjective Nouns (2-1) vs. #11 Old Man's Dementia (0-3) 99.28
117.48 #8 Leapsanity (2-1) vs. #10 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (0-3) 103.54