Marvel Media (This is the spoiler thread, Q-Stone - You're welcome)

Somewhere in an Alternate Universe...
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Ew

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Well, we've still got Chris Evans. That counts for something.

They should've used the characters from the far suckier Fantastic Four film. And Peter Parker from Spider-man 3. And leave Blade out of it. Replace him with Howard the Duck!

I guess that's proof we're not in the absolute worst timeline. Just a bad one.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

They should've used the characters from the far suckier Fantastic Four film. And Peter Parker from Spider-man 3. And leave Blade out of it. Replace him with Howard the Duck!

They could show Michael B. Jordan, but he'd have to take Chris Evans' spot.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

They should've used the characters from the far suckier Fantastic Four film.

Trank or Corman?

The Ang Lee Hulk. Lol

muttonchop wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

They should've used the characters from the far suckier Fantastic Four film.

Trank or Corman?

Trank

NEStolgia wrote:

Well, we've still got Chris Evans. That counts for something.

Should have taken Evans from Scott Pilgrim.

Mixolyde wrote:
NEStolgia wrote:

Well, we've still got Chris Evans. That counts for something.

Should have taken Evans from Scott Pilgrim.

And Thomas Jane and Brie Larsen

Tanglebones wrote:
Mixolyde wrote:
NEStolgia wrote:

Well, we've still got Chris Evans. That counts for something.

Should have taken Evans from Scott Pilgrim.

And Thomas Jane and Brie Larsen

Yeah, people are hating on this, but it would be worth it for the Punisher/Blade Jane/Snipes content alone.

I actually like Jane's take on the Punisher.

He's better as Vegan Police but yeah, not bad as punisher.

It's milk and eggs, bitch.

Look, it's a low, low bar, but he's still the best live action Punisher I'm aware of. Also, while I wouldn't go as far as to say that movie is good, it has some really good scenes. Like, this is straight out of a Tarantino movie:

edit: the diner scene, not the shootout afterwards. Which is kind of the central issue with that movie.

I always wondered if Harry Heck wrote a song for everyone he killed, or if that one song is for all of them.

Grenn wrote:

I always wondered if Harry Heck wrote a song for everyone he killed, or if that one song is for all of them.

He just changed a word to make every one of them feel special.

Grenn wrote:

I always wondered if Harry Heck wrote a song for everyone he killed, or if that one song is for all of them.

Given the dramatics, I suspect he wrote a song for every moderately notable occassion.

"You like that song? I wrote it for you. I'm going to play it at your office birthday party."