I used to be afraid to fly, until someone explained that I was more likely to be injured in the airport than on a plane. Now I’m afraid of airports.
Don't worry, you're far more likely to be injured by invisible spiders that crawl into your brain while you sleep than airports.
Don't worry, you're more likely to be killed by fear itself than those - the invisible snakes generally eat all the invisible spiders at airports. You don't need to be scared of those - most of the year they're hibernating in toilet pans and they hardly ever wake up in a blind rage when stuff drops on their heads.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands.
I love that joke because it never gets old.
Finally! Excited to see a Halal version of Spam hit the market:
My son was playing FIFA (video game) as Argentina. I commented that he needs to clean up his play if he wants to win. He asked what I meant. I replied that he's playing a little Messi. He glared daggers at me.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the "knock knock" jokes? He won the no bell prize.
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