Malor wrote:So, what's the definition of a 'dad joke', anyway?
Did your dad tell it to you? Did you groan in reply?
Additionally, when your dad told the joke, did he laugh at it, and then proceed to tell you who else he told it to, and where he heard the joke from initially?
Basically, this: http://digg.com/video/this-is-the-de...
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.
BOOM
One for the Canadian dads out there
My dog is real stupid. He's not too sharp, eh.
One for the Canadian dads out there
My dog is real stupid. He's not too sharp, eh.
I must be extra dumb... I'm Canadian and I have no idea where that's going.
DanB wrote:One for the Canadian dads out there
My dog is real stupid. He's not too sharp, eh.
I must be extra dumb... I'm Canadian and I have no idea where that's going.
Shar Pei.
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I think this joke is too deep and complex to qualify as a "Dad" one, then.
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Sheldon Cooper: Sheldor back on line.
Penny: What's AFK?
Sheldon Cooper: AFK. Away from keyboard.
Penny: Oh, I see.
Sheldon Cooper: What does that stand for?
Penny: Oh, I see.
Sheldon Cooper: Yes, but what does it stand for?
dad:whaddya got there, son
son:soy milk
dad:hola milk, soy tu padre
dad:whaddya got there, son
son:soy milk
dad:hola milk, soy tu padre
Literalism is always a deep and hilarious mine for dad comedy
What are we having for dinner?
Food.
Call me a taxi.
You're a taxi.
etc...
bahahaha I am laughing myself silly here at work 
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One?... Or two?
One?... Or two?
One?... Or two?
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One?... Or two?
One?... Or two?
One?... Or two?
I cringe-laughed
I use number 4 ALL the time...
A good variation on #1 is to ask, "Hey kids, how many people do you think are dead in there?... All of 'em!"
Kid: Hey, dad, can I go ?
Me: I don't know, can you?
Why was the last paragraph of Stevie Wonder's Motown contract made of sandpaper?
Fine print.
Fine print, Coral.
Spoiler:Fine print, Coral.
Augh! I can't un-see it!
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Spoiler:Attire.
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
it's two tyre-d
because it has two tyres, Coral
Which volcano is the most musical?
Tambora.
Which volcano hurt it's foot?
Krakatoa.
Which volcano is a great poet?
Aetna St. Vincent Millay
Which mountain tried all the fraternities in college?
Mt. Rushmore.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Where did the little king keep his little armies?
Up his little sleevies!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!
Man, I love jokes like these. Thanks for this thread!
Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?
He had no body to dance with.
How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
Poker face.
Chalkboards...
are...
remarkable!
Remarkable, Coral
I use number 4 ALL the time...
What orifice is that? 
m0nk3yboy wrote:I use number 4 ALL the time...
What orifice is that? :shock:
Why did the witch go jogging?
She wanted some hexercise!
What do pigs do when they hurt themselves?
Apply a little oinkment!
What do vampires like for entertainment?
Something in the jugular vein.
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