I'm always struck by the longevity of all the people in this community. I've been loitering on these forums for about a year now, and I'm still the noob in every thread.
So tell my your story. How did a nice person like you end up in a place like this?
I was trolling the internet looking for communities running Magic Online leagues and came across a thread in the forums. If I remember correctly, I registered an account, signed up for the league, played about two games, and promptly disappeared again like the asshole that I am.
EDIT: It's been pointed out that we've done this drill before: