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Judge My Spotify

I just got slayed by an AI:

> Your spotify was women-of-a-certain-age-stan-escape-room-You're-wearing-the-Chromatica-Jockstrap-aren't-you? bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Kylie Minogue, escape room, and Lady Gaga for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> dula-peep bad

> bono-worshipper bad

> motherf*cking-starboy bad

> billie-stan bad

> artist-formerly-known-as bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Spotlight by Jessie Ware
Say Something by Kylie Minogue
Motion by Boy Harsher
What’s Your Pleasure? by Jessie Ware
Let's Go Dancing by Horse Meat Disco
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Moon Boots
Carly Rae Jepsen
Jessie Ware
Horse Meat Disco
Kylie Minogue
You are 11% basic. Have you considered there's a reason nobody listens to Cyberaktif?.

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...

Shutting down.

> Your spotify was classic-rock-radio-station-comedy-dweeb-adult-skateboarder bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Queen, comic (e.g., Metalocalypse: Dethklok and That Handsome Devil), and Primus for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> punch-me-in-the-face bad

> 14-year-old-who-just-discovered-punk bad

> skanking-round-the-house bad

> boomer-acid-flashback bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Murmaider by Metalocalypse: Dethklok
Rob The Prez-O-Dent by That Handsome Devil
Light Up The Night by The Protomen
Awaken by Metalocalypse: Dethklok
Dethsupport by Metalocalypse: Dethklok
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

In Flames
Iron Maiden
Bad Religion
Rise Against
Fear Factory
You are 1% basic. Oh wow Replacire and Roc Wieler! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..

You're stuck in the 2000s. You've gotta get over Murmaider by Metalocalypse: Dethklok.

Analysis finally complete.

Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.

Shutting down.

Very fair, though Deathklok are only so prominent because they are the first batch of songs in a hundreds of hours long playlist I put on random while at work.

Trachalio wrote:

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?