Post a website, entertain me!

The customer is not always right.

The only thing that would make that better would be if they had some sort of description of the customer. Nothing too detailed, but their rough age, ethnicity, sex and apparent financial standing would add some interesting context.

From that site, I thought it deserved to be posted here.

How A DS RPG Killed The ESRB
Video Game Store | Cincinnati, OH, USA

(Customer brings a mediocre role playing game for the Nintendo DS up to the counter.)

Customer: “Hey, would this game be good for an eight year old?”

Me: “Well, does he like RPGs?”

Customer: “Oh, I don’t let him watch anything rated R.”

Me: “Oh…I mean, does he like role playing games?”

Customer: “Whats that? That like one of them Mario games?”

Me: “No, it’s one where you follow a story line and usually has a lot of reading, like Final Fantasy. Has he ever played anything like that before?”

Customer: “Oh, he don’t read books. And I don’t like that it’s rated R and PG.”


BadKen wrote:

I just learned that one of my favorite Daily Show correspondents has a sex advice column in Esquire.

Some of these are hilarious, but be advised it is a sex advice column, so you might want to avoid it at work.

I get money from them.

Just when you thought the internet had everything.

Reminisce about Christmas wish lists past.

I'm a dirty skimmer. Just get that out of the way right now.

Portal Bar

It's been 6+ weeks since there has been a post in this thread, but I thought 'hot chicks with douchebags' merited a post. It might be NSFW depending on what they choose to post, but most of it is relatively safe.

"You got your restaurant review in my trashy TV show!"

"You got your trashy TV show in my restaurant review!"

Check this site out. Keep an eye out for Madge and her boyfriend Boris, as well as the writer and his husband, the ever-mysterious J.

Glad we got this cleared up finally...

That is pretty much definitive.

tanstaafl wrote:

Glad we got this cleared up finally...

My name is wordsmythe, and I endorse this page.

F*** my life

You might be having a bad day, but there's a good chance someone else had it worse. There's obviously a few fakes thrown in there, but the community is pretty ruthless on calling them out and haggling them about it.


I enjoy how this guy writes. A lot.

˙ןooɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ʍoʍ

edit: ummm I mean /ɯoɔ˙ƃuıɥʇǝɯos˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ

Instrument Database

I used to have a program on my mac called MakingMusic that was essentially a database of musical instruments. It's been reborn as a website.

Have you or someone you know had difficulty understanding some concepts of physics? Physics taught through flash animations!

Nowhere to pee while on the golf course? Use the UroClub!

Seems like a lot of robot stuff around GWJ lately, so here's this.
Truly humanity's future stands in question if the simplest of robots can compel us to help them achieve their goals.


Quintin_Stone wrote:


Ah yes, "Electrogonorrhea: The Noisy Killer". That's a bad one...

Nice small timewaster:

Simple sinewave synthesizer triggered by an ordinary 16step sequencer. Each triggered step causes a force on the underlaying wave-map, which makes it more cute.

Based on the AudioTool engine thus no sources, I am sorry., you'll laugh, you'll cry.

KingGorilla wrote:, you'll laugh, you'll cry.

Meh, it's too obvious that it's a spoof. You have to put real effort into making it believable.

Jayhawker wrote:

Dubai Is Nuts!

Here's a really good article that has more on everything that is wrong with Dubai.