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My old boss wouldn't mix her metaphors, just mess them up. She had some great ones:

"He was so mad at me. He just chewed my ass off!"

"I wish I was a fly in that conversation."

"She's the dumbest tool in the shed."

My TKD instructor at our Black Belt graduation said "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't feed it."

An Israeli CEO I had said, "He wasn't just barking up the wrong tree, he was barking up the wrong forest."

"If can we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

Grenn wrote:

"If can we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

Normally I comment on how your posts are hilarious when read in the voice of your avatar, but this time I think you’re holding all the cards under the table.

PaladinTom wrote:

My old boss wouldn't mix her metaphors, just mess them up. She had some great ones:

"He was so mad at me. He just chewed my ass off!"

"I wish I was a fly in that conversation."

"She's the dumbest tool in the shed."

A friend of mine once did... something dumb that nobody can remember, and afterwards when people were giving him a hard time about it he came up with:

"We can't all be the shiniest marble in the box."

That phrase has an outside shot at being on the man's tombstone.

The grass is always greener over the septic tank....

Grenn wrote:

"If can we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

Um... read my quote!

BlackSabre wrote:
Grenn wrote:

"If can we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

Um... read my quote! :D

I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's law. I merely enforce it.

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Better one fly in the hand than ten in the ointment.

People who live in glass houses are always greener.

LilCodger wrote:

Does the pope sh*t in the woods?

Do bears wear a funny hat?

Ranger Rick wrote:
LilCodger wrote:

Does the pope sh*t in the woods?

Do bears wear a funny hat?

Not the serious bears.

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Oh hey, a French surrender joke. Let's party like it's Played Out Early 2000s.

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bnpederson wrote:

Oh hey, a French surrender joke. Let's party like it's Played Out Early 2000s.

My dad used to make those jokes all the time, until I got him a book on the French resistance. He loved it, and now takes every opportunity to point out just how many French badasses there were in WW2.

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kinda NSFW

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I’ve literally never had the experience of not remembering doing something while drunk. It sounds weird and strange to me.

I've never completely blacked out, but I do know that I've lost the details of some nights when drinking. Although how that differs from a sober night for me is yet to be determined.

Chances are if you've blacked out, you're going to be really hungover the next day. So the benefit of hearing "a new story" doesn't quite balance the fact that you feel like sh*t for a whole day.