Post a quote, that could have just been text but instead for some stupid reason is an image, entertain me!

"Said yes, but actually no."

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Ok, that vocab one is pretty great.

Some of them are genius, and better than some similes in actual non-ironic books I've suffered through.

Some of them have a very Adams / Pratchett feel, like the two hummingbirds one.

farley3k wrote:

9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

What? This should be in the Top 10 best analogies by High School Students. Whatever.

I'm pretty sure most of those were submitted to a contest for bad analogies, not written by high school students.

Mixolyde wrote:

I'm pretty sure most of those were submitted to a contest for bad analogies, not written by high school students.

This is correct.

A bit drastic, don’t you think?

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Screwed it up?

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But, but, the existence of that last picture means that there should be one tally on the left!

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11. Bosch
What pain level am i??

farley3k wrote:

A bit drastic, don’t you think?

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This is exactly on message for the Conservatives.

Quote ain't edit

farley3k wrote:

A bit drastic, don’t you think?

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It’s also a fake. Which doesn’t necessarily take away its satire so you can still enjoy that if you are so inclined.

EvilDolphin wrote:

It’s also a fake. Which doesn’t necessarily take away its satire so you can still enjoy that if you are so inclined.

You're not my supervisor!

Doesn't that action double the homeless count?

wickbroke wrote:

Doesn't that action double the homeless count?

Not all tapeworms are homeless and not all homeless are... wait, what?

wickbroke wrote:

Doesn't that action double the homeless count?

But not necessarily the head count

farley3k wrote:
wickbroke wrote:

Doesn't that action double the homeless count?

But not necessarily the head count

Depends if you half vertically or not.

Hobear wrote:
farley3k wrote:
wickbroke wrote:

Doesn't that action double the homeless count?

But not necessarily the head count

Depends if you half vertically or not.

Half a bee,
Philosophically,
Must ipso facto
Half not bee.

wickbroke wrote:

Doesn't that action double the homeless count?

Unlike homes the state, generally speaking, will be quite prompt about paying for cremation and burials.

Mixolyde wrote:
Hobear wrote:
farley3k wrote:
wickbroke wrote:

Doesn't that action double the homeless count?

But not necessarily the head count

Depends if you half vertically or not.

Half a bee,
Philosophically,
Must ipso facto
Half not bee.

But half the bee
has got to be
Vis a vis,
its entity.
D'you see?

... and it went
wherever I
did goooo.