Goat Simulator Catch-all - Now with a launch trailer!

MeatMan wrote:

I'm pretty sure it's just local co-op, at least for now. I've no idea if the devs plan to expand it.

It would be great

EDIT : Sorry double post

Well, this may be the funniest thing I've ever played.

I'm almost embarrassed at how much fun I'm having with this thing.

Lake23 wrote:
MeatMan wrote:

I'm pretty sure it's just local co-op, at least for now. I've no idea if the devs plan to expand it.

It would be great

They currently say it's impossible because of the game's heavy reliance on PhysX, which would cause way too many problems syncing between machines.

Purchased! I've been waiting for it to go on sale.

Patch Notes 1.1 wrote:

Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks

ChrisLTD wrote:

Purchased! I've been waiting for it to go on sale.

Patch Notes 1.1 wrote:

Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks

The patch notes were easily 30% of why I wanted the game. Love the attitude and humor!

Played this with my kids (with some option to turn off bad language or something?).
They especially wanted me to kill people. Hope you all approve.

We did find a rocket pack. We did blow up an entire gas station and got some major Michael Bay award. Very cool.

But for the life of me, with a 360 controller, it never accepted that we did a flip. I am fairly sure that without the rocket pack we flipped a bunch. I am very sure that with it we flipped all over the f*cking place.:). The screen still kept telling us to do a front or back flip.

Also...we found a satanic circle...what were we supposed to do there?

Roo wrote:

Also...we found a satanic circle...what were we supposed to do there? :)

Sacrifice things. Duh!

Spoiler:

Goats from the Goat Queen or Walkers from the Sanctum series, specifically.

Mantid wrote:
Roo wrote:

Also...we found a satanic circle...what were we supposed to do there? :)

Sacrifice things. Duh!

Spoiler:

Goats from the Goat Queen or Walkers from the Sanctum series, specifically.

I have no idea how to do what you're talking about, although I know what the second part refers to..cause I have that.

No luck on demon goat, but...

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Basic question: I unlocked the tall goat form, but don't know how to change to it. What am I missing?

The unlocks are only used in "Custom Game" mode. They will be listed under "Select a Mutator".

You have to stick the landing to get credit for a flip... hit space just before you land.

You can drag people with your tongue to the sacrifice circle. I did one human and four goat minions.

duckilama wrote:

I did one human and four goat minions.

Phrasing. Boom!

Rezzy wrote:
duckilama wrote:

I did one human and four goat minions.

Phrasing. Boom!

HA! There are multiple options as far as combinations of living things go. But they're all worth it!

That said, don't waste your time on flappy goat, unless you're really f-cking bored.

Thanks, Ducki

I stuck the landing...now it wants me to do a double flip (mumble mumble).

On the other hand...
Now to drag...lots of people.

This game crashes soooo much. Half the time I travel, every time so far I start a time trial.

The Hilarious Success of Goat Simulator

Highlights:

Spoiler:

"We actually bought all the graphical assets off the internet," Ibrisagic reveals. I think we bought the goat for $20 dollars on the internet. It was on sale, 75 percent off."

"Two people came up to me and literally threw money at us. They threw, like, $17. That was the first money we made from Goat Simulator."

"I think we recouped our money within, like, ten minutes," he says.

Patch 1.2 for Goat Simulator is coming soon, which will "surprise people just as much as they were surprised when they saw the trailer for the first time," he hopes.

This game and Broforce are my two go-to games for when I have less than 20 minutes to play something and feel like causing as much carnage as possible.

Speaking of which, can we get the Broforce guys to add the Goat from Goat Sim into their next update? Call it "Broat." Give him the baseball launcher for his primary weapon and his secondary weapon is an unstoppable goat charge that destroys everything in its path.

Goat Simulator now available on both iOS and Android

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/id86...

tanstaafl wrote:

Goat Simulator now available on both iOS and Android

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/id86...

Instant purchase.

S**t just got real.

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Coffee Stain Studios brings next-gen MMO simulation to Goat Simulator as a completely free DLC. You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/331380

Features

  • Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
  • Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
  • Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
  • Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
  • Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
  • Faction warfare between goats and sheep
  • MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
  • There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

Wow. Just, wow.

I'm reinstalling the game right now.

misplacedbravado wrote:

I'm reinstalling the game right now. :D

+1

I saw a dinosaur in there, too.

There's a Steam store page for the DLC, but as of right now, it just says "Available: November 2014" and won't let me get it yet.

Trailer says 11/20/14.

I just relaunched Steam and GS is updating.

Aaron D. wrote:

Now that Marvellous Miss Take is out, my plan for tonight was to wait for Marvellous Miss Take to go on sale, and play something else. Now I think my plan is going to have to be to wait for Goat Simulator to go on sale. If they both on sale at the same time, I'll play Goat Simulator first.

Note that this is not "Goat Simulator MMO", but rather "Goat MMO" simulator. Much more awesome.