The Keys To Happiness - a Steam & Origin (and Desura!) key giveaway and trading thread

^ Just have a quick peruse of the profile in question. Sometimes people are long-time donators, but are relatively inactive. I usually have no issues handing keys over for supporting the site.

But I have been contacted by folks who I assume are key traders. Barely any forum activity, game ownerships in the thousands, "reputation" comments on their steam profile, and requesting the most valuable key time and time again. It's happened a few times now.

Unfortunately, GWJ isn't immune to typical internet nonsense. Just use your noggin' I guess.

I just checked my Humble account and I apparently have some rather good stuff in there which I would give to a loving home. The better stuff is:

The Flame In The Flood
Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)
Day of the Tentacle
The Stanley Parable
Stardew Valley
Super Meat Boy
The Swapper
VVVVV
World of Goo

The usual rules apply of course.

Thanks to Groovebeat for Stardew Valley!

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out your robot overlords.

Hobear wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out your robot overlords.

That doesn't sound half bad, I can see them doing that

Fastmav347 wrote:
Hobear wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out your robot overlords.

That doesn't sound half bad, I can see them doing that

It sounds way more fun than the german version of Half-Life 1. When you "killed" a scientist they sat down cross-legged and looked at you cross-eyed shaking their head.

groovebeat wrote:
Fastmav347 wrote:
Hobear wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out your robot overlords.

That doesn't sound half bad, I can see them doing that

It sounds way more fun than the german version of Half-Life 1. When you "killed" a scientist they sat down cross-legged and looked at you cross-eyed shaking their head.

“Ve arr not zurprized. Ve arr chust dizappointed.”

Hobear wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:
groovebeat wrote:
Citizen86 wrote:

"Saints Row The Third (Low Violence)"

German version?

It's from a Humble Bundle which I bought from Germany so it is very much possible. It doesn't specify any clearer than that though.

Right, I just figured because Germany is one of the few countries that require a number of games, if they are to be released there, to have a low violence version.

All nerf weapons and more dildos I would assume to only knock out coldcock your robot overlords.

FTFY

Waik appp Herr Freimann! Waik appp and zmell zee asheees!

Before I grab the Humble Bundle, does anyone have a spare key for Slay the Spire they don't need?

Any chance someone has a key for The Surge? Saw a video of The Surge 2 so I am intrigued.