FF13: GWJFFL Week 3

Dynasty
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House Legion (1-1) vs. Los Gringos (1-1)
The Moldavian Massacre (1-1) vs. Grenades (2-0)
The Elliottx Executives (0-2) vs. Landshrk83's Lack of Imagination (1-1)
Leapsanity (1-1) vs. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyers (1-1)
The Hammock District (2-0) vs. Garion's G-String (0-2)
Old Man's Dementia (1-1) vs. The Big Tebowski (1-1)
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Keeper
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Team Grumpicus (1-1) vs. Pismo Beach Twisted Ankles (2-0)
The Elliottx Experience (0-2) vs. Minaseans (0-2)
Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (1-1) vs. JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (2-0)
Jeff Goldblum's Hopeful Embryo (2-0) vs. Morris Better (1-1)
Garion's Muffin Tops (1-1) vs. Travis Henry is my Dad (0-2)
Ed Reed and the Hobo Rail Riders (0-2) vs. Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (2-0)
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Pro
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What would Jones-Drew? (1-1) vs. 50 Shades of Legion (1-1)
Gumbie's Dammits (1-1) vs. Karma's Gaming Grandpas (1-1)
International Organization of Evil (1-1) vs. Cobble's Last Place Team (2-0)
The Elliottx Expletives (1-1) vs. Minaseans (1-1)
Leap's Peeps (1-1) vs. Griffindor (0-2)
Old Man's Depends (0-2) vs. The Heavies (2-0)
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D-I
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Grump's Chumps (1-1) vs. Gizmo's Gremlins (2-0)
Stele's 49ers (1-1) vs. Afghan Rednecks (0-2)
Dustin Keller's Knee (1-1) vs. Tempest (1-1)
Corn on Randall's Cobb (2-0) vs. Rabbitroids (1-1)
BoomBoom (1-1) vs. RGIIIP0 (2-0)
Sylvan Slayers (0-2) vs. Berkeley Tree Cutters (0-2)
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D-II
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TBA (0-2) vs. Bellicheck yourself before your Rex yourself (2-0)
Ratatat (2-0) vs. Screaming Mimis (1-1)
Jersey Leshoure (0-2) vs. Cobble's Crew (0-2)
P.R.I.M.E. Time (1-1) vs. Rayguns (1-1)
Winterfell Direwolves (1-1) vs. Mike, The only Lombardi for Cleveland (0-2)
Oh, Shiiiison (2-0) vs. The Diary of Lisfranc (2-0)
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Given all of the injuries to WR's that were autodrafted for me, I expect to go 0-3 now. Lesson learned I guess.

Last year the first few rounds of my Dynasty team were autoed. Believe you me, I know the feeling.

Looks like a showdown with Cobble for worst team in D2.

I overpaid for James Starks and Willis Mc Gahee in Pro. I don't care though, I have David Wilson (Fumblz!) and Eddie Lacy (Concussion). I need any RB help I can get now.

Holy Crap, Landshark better get Jason Avant into his flex spot QUICK! His RB's have been pretty decimated by injury. He could use a couple more flex spots.

Jolly Bill wrote:

Holy Crap, Landshark better get Jason Avant into his flex spot QUICK! His RB's have been pretty decimated by injury. He could use a couple more flex spots.

One year I lost 5 RBs to IR or season ending injuries

Please, Willis McGahee, do not make me regret spending $21 on you.

So, picking up the Chiefs defense turned out to be a good move.

Picking up other people's quality handcuffs is a good move. See: Bryce Brown.

Damn, Josh Gordon scored a TD. I played it safe and avoided him this week due to his suspension and Hoyer starting. Oh well.

Edit: And now they're giving him the ball left and right. Dammit.

Andy Dalton is giving me -2 in my non-GWJ league right now. And they're still winning the game. How the hell?

Kaepernick, you're benched for Romo here on out.

Cut Ravens for Bills, Ravens score 18. FML.

FSeven wrote:

Looks like a showdown with Cobble for worst team in D2.

Yeah, My D2 team is terrible. yuk

This seems to be just an overall miserable day for fantasy. I'm probably going to win in all three of the leagues I'm in, but it's been very ugly. In one league, my RBs Spiller and Ridley combined for 7.2 points. Good thing I had Cameron to bail me out.

Thanks, Eli Manning!!!

Huzzah, TopShelf out-pooped the bed in our matchup! I'm a bit mad that David Wilson was outright dropped, although I was not going to blow $81 on him.

Looks like I need to outscore Denver's kicker by 15 tomorrow with Pryor, in my non GWJ league.

That might be classified as a Monday Night Miracle.

Stupid Bears defense

karmajay wrote:

Stupid Bears defense :(

As both a football fan and a fantasy football player, this season has made me want to barf constantly. I feel like the only thing I can count on is Aldon Smith having a bottle of vodka in his center console and a roach in the ashtray.

karmajay wrote:

Stupid Bears defense :(

I have them on my DII team and was against them in Dynasty. My DII team had already won before the Bears game so I didn't need any points from them so of course they score 25. Now, to win in Dynasty, I need the Manning/Welker combo to somehow score fewer than 28 points. Against Oakland. f*ck.

iaintgotnopants wrote:
karmajay wrote:

Stupid Bears defense :(

I have them on my DII team and was against them in Dynasty. My DII team had already won before the Bears game so I didn't need any points from them so of course they score 25. Now, to win in Dynasty, I need the Manning/Welker combo to somehow score fewer than 28 points. Against Oakland. f*ck.

yeah it will be my denver defense and kicker against manning

FWIW, I think it's going to be another big Moreno game, and you probably won't see Denver running up the score like they did in week 1 against Baltimore.

I love having Manning and Welker. 35 points so far in the game with the first half almost over.

Well, it may bite you in the butt as I have a feeling they're both going to get pulled by the end of the game.

garion333 wrote:

Well, it may bite you in the butt as I have a feeling they're both going to get pulled by the end of the game.

S'aright. I have already won my matchup in DII.

Holy cow. I had manning bears and McFadden. I won on Oakland last play. Talk about crazy random victories.

Yeah I could have used 6 more points out of Pryor to win in my non-GWJ league. If he had thrown that TD instead of McFadden... ugh...

I can't believe I won this week. Nicks gave me 0 and I took a chance handcuffing Wilson and Jacobs and that failed completely. Wilson got me 3.9 and Jacobs got me .2

Eric Decker coming out big really helped and the fact that the Broncos has to kick so many field goals pulled me through.