Ted Cruz, Canuckchurian Candidate

Who will play his mother in the movie? We need someone capable of playing the lead in Murder, She Wrote as well as Sweeney Todd.

concentric wrote:

Who will play his mother in the movie? We need someone capable of playing the lead in Murder, She Wrote as well as Sweeney Todd.

Ted Cruz was not born, he sprung from the head of Ronald Reagan fully formed.