Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

Strangeblades wrote:
[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - With Frosty the Dead Man[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 8-ish[/size]

Never let a moment pass by without surprising someone you care about this holiday season. Even if they have a soft spot for intense affection. A soft spot, like the one on the top of their head. Merry Christmas everybody!

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/P1030493-1-1-1.jpg)

Okay, that is hands-down THE best one so far. Good luck topping it.

If I hadn't met him already, this would be terrifying.

it's still terrifying.

So, how much of this sort of stuff did Lasher see before she married him? Should we be concerned she knew exactly what she was getting into and it excited her? Oh man ...

Gravey wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - With Frosty the Dead Man[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 8-ish[/size]

Never let a moment pass by without surprising someone you care about this holiday season. Even if they have a soft spot for intense affection. A soft spot, like the one on the top of their head. Merry Christmas everybody!

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/P1030493-1-1-1.jpg)

Okay, that is hands-down THE best one so far. Good luck topping it. :D

This series of whatever-you-wanna-call-it-just-don't-call-it-for-dinner-or-it-will-kill-you-and-eat-your-pie is really fun to do. The trick I learned around the Dec. 4 or Dec. 5 images is to not focus on the next one topping the previous one. Too much stress=not enough fun. :O

The trick is to let the spice flow, er, I mean, to just let the creativity bleed out naturally.

Pure Awesome... made even better by meeting him in person at Oilycon. Nice work Strange, looking forward to the following posts.

garion333 wrote:
So, how much of this sort of stuff did Lasher see before she married him? Should we be concerned she knew exactly what she was getting into and it excited her? Oh man ...
What else are you going to do in Canada?

wordsmythe wrote:
garion333 wrote:
So, how much of this sort of stuff did Lasher see before she married him? Should we be concerned she knew exactly what she was getting into and it excited her? Oh man ...
What else are you going to do in Canada?

Take advantage of the cheap prescription drugs... Oh wait

wordsmythe wrote:
garion333 wrote:
So, how much of this sort of stuff did Lasher see before she married him? Should we be concerned she knew exactly what she was getting into and it excited her? Oh man ...
What else are you going to do in Canada?

Exactly. We are cold and bored up here. But we are friendly. IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/frozen-emoticon.gif)

m0nk3yboy wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
garion333 wrote:
So, how much of this sort of stuff did Lasher see before she married him? Should we be concerned she knew exactly what she was getting into and it excited her? Oh man ...
What else are you going to do in Canada?

Take advantage of the cheap prescription drugs... Oh wait ;)

Waaaaaaay ahead of ya.

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - With the Me-Me-Me Choir[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 9-or something[/size]

Careful what you wish for this Christmas. Too much of a good thing can result in a box of flesh-eating heads hungry for attention.

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/P1030505-1-1-1-1-1.jpg)

Strangeblades wrote:
Box of heads

I'm pretty sure I've seen some of those heads doing Quiznos commercials. /shudder

Elycion wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
Box of heads

I'm pretty sure I've seen some of those heads doing Quiznos commercials. /shudder

"WE LOVE THESE SUBS, THESE QUIZNOS SUBS!"

This thread is a daily joy.

This thread seems to be a very accurate recording of the images that pass through a man's head while he's having the worst possible trip on LSD.

I think we need to change his tag to "now with extra strange".

Minarchist wrote:
May God have mercy on our souls.

At first, I read this as "May God have mercy on our balls"

trichy wrote:
I'm worried that there's no way he's making it to Christmas with his pants on in every picture.

This didn't help.

Strangeblades wrote:
IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/cute_demon_postcard-p239138563920795229z85wg_400-2-1-2-1.jpg)

This confirmed the whole thing.

I'm going to go get fitted with a plate metal jock just to be on the safe side. I've got my eyes on you, Strangeblades.

/points his index and middle finger at his eyes, then at Strangeblades
/repeats the motion

Rubb Ed wrote:
I've got my eyes on you, Strangeblades.

/points his index and middle finger at his eyes, then at Strangeblades
/repeats the motion

Eyeballs?

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - With You As Guest If You Are Lucky. Rawr.[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 11-Minus-One-Day (i.e. Dec. 10 edition)[/size]

There is never NOT a good time to go see the gun show. This one is for all the ladies and gentlemen who are fans of, mmmmm, sumptious Canadian bad boys. Ooo-la-la.

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/P1030512-1-1-1.jpg)

You could not possibly look more like the dean on Community. Are you sure you're not related?

Coldstream wrote:
You could not possibly look more like the dean on Community. Are you sure you're not related?

I do not think so noble Coldstream. He is not hot enough for my family's hot blood.

ALSO: There will be a Dec. 11 edition.

Now I want to see Strangleblades cosplaying the Dean.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Now I want to see Strangleblades cosplaying the Dean.

Or Moby!

The more I watch this thread, the more I'm convinced that saying "Strangeblades" three times will make him appear, and that terrifies me.

Also, I still don't think he's wearing pants in any of these pictures.

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Sending out guest invites.[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 11-No Matter What The Date Stamp Says On This Post...ish[/size]

Checking my list, checking it twice, gonna find out if I'm naughty or nice...

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/image-2.jpg)

Spoiler:
naughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtyNiceSureWhyNotnaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughty

oilypenguin wrote:
If I hadn't met him already, this would be terrifying.

it's still terrifying.

+20 gazillion

Lars wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:
If I hadn't met him already, this would be terrifying.

it's still terrifying.

+20 gazillion


You guys don't have to worry; as for me, he has my home address.

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - Never invite clones pretending to be Santa[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 12-I Live In A Different Time Zone[/size]

Man. The holidays can be murder eh?

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/P1030546-1-2-1-1.jpg)

Last night, I dreamt there was a Strangeblades wiki.

I dreamt of being in Saints Row the Third. I bet these were similar dreams.

Wow. Remember when some folks posted they've been reading my name of Strangeblades as Strangleblades in their heads?

Either my increased Zoloft medication is causing me to forget stuff or I just had a Strangeblades-Strangleblades experience.

I just noticed, right now, two seconds ago, just before a hole was blown in my door, the thread is called, Strangleblades Catch-All.