Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/9WSpMQi.jpg)

@Lasherthecat wonders how they squeezed octupuses into this can. Are they gonna burst out like that snakes-in-a-can thing?

IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/7wrWQ7W.jpg?1)
Do I become King of Asgard if I pull this busted hammer-sword-stick out of my super-spicy burger?

IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/Cleb5f4.jpg)
My first big-glass drink.

IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/OAGcdrw.png)
Which Strangeblades should I kill with fire?

The smooth one is just wearing SB's skin - he's the impostor, kill that one!

IMAGE(https://i.imgur.com/Sl4AFvK.jpg)
Here is how I dry my gym clothes while I'm at work. The trick is keep your windows cracked open just a tiny bit. (Yes, that's my gym underwear hanging off the far visor.)

Wink_and_the_Gun wrote:

The smooth one is just wearing SB's skin - he's the impostor, kill that one!

How can he (it?) be wearing my skin?! Have you seen my skin?! How you seen the photo on the left?

Strangeblades wrote:
Wink_and_the_Gun wrote:

The smooth one is just wearing SB's skin - he's the impostor, kill that one!

How can he (it?) be wearing my skin?! Have you seen my skin?! How you seen the photo on the left?

Semi-sophisticated polymer re-creation.

Wink_and_the_Gun wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
Wink_and_the_Gun wrote:

The smooth one is just wearing SB's skin - he's the impostor, kill that one!

How can he (it?) be wearing my skin?! Have you seen my skin?! How you seen the photo on the left?

Semi-sophisticated polymer re-creation.

Ahh. An early Terminator model. The ones with rubber skin. We spotted them easy.

Strangeblades wrote:

(Yes, that's my gym underwear high visibility theft deterrent hanging off the far visor.)

FTFY

m0nk3yboy wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

(Yes, that's my gym underwear high visibility theft deterrent hanging off the far visor.)

FTFY ;)

Ha ha. Yes. That would definitely work.

That burger looks spicy and tasty!

1 - Canada has gone to war, ostensibly, to protect allies and people from oppression and enslavement. 2 - The US government decided to lock-up humans as part of a racial purge. 3- What should Canada do?