Don't die in my arms tonight. That will leave a freakin' mess you inconsiderate terminally-unhealthy jerk.
Increasing chin size to maximum.
BBQ at a lake.
Increasing chin size to maximum.
No matter how big that chin gets, I'm still seeing those Barbie corvette pink toe nails
I want to read what you were reading.
Strangeblades wrote:I want to read what you were reading.
Hee hee. OK.
Class Wargames /// Ludic Subversion Against Spectacular Capitalism
A marsupial went down my wife's bra. This and other excitement as shown below. They're pix taken at the Kangaroo Creek Farm in Kelowna BC on Oct. 18.
My wife was once attacked (slightly) by an albino kangaroo... It just grabbed her hand looking for food though... didn't get all handsy.
Nice pictures btw.
A marsupial went down my wife's bra.
You sure it wasn't a titmouse?
I have an interview for a 911 job. That's right. "Hello, this is Strangeblades, what is the nature of the emergency?"
What a nice stranger, sticking their arm down the front of her shirt.
I have an interview for a 911 job. That's right. "Hello, this is Strangeblades, what is the nature of the emergency?"
"Someone is in my house."
"Surprise! I'm in your house! I'll call for an ambulance when I'm done."
[quote=garion333]What a nice stranger, sticking their arm down the front of her shirt.
The female farm worker was very polite about it.
Strangeblades wrote:A marsupial went down my wife's bra.
You sure it wasn't a titmouse? ;)
You win the Internets.
m0nk3yboy wrote:Strangeblades wrote:A marsupial went down my wife's bra.
You sure it wasn't a titmouse? ;)
You win the Internets.
http://i.imgur.com/Hcgf3V2.png
My wife was once attacked (slightly) by an albino kangaroo... It just grabbed her hand looking for food though... didn't get all handsy.
Nice pictures btw.
Thanks. They were sure fun to shoot.
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I'm going for my Class 1 license in order to become a commercial truck driver.
In other news water is wet. Film at 11.
sh*t I'm going to regret: The next things I type.
After much vodka I'm left with 1) searching the Internet, 2) finding high class pornography or 3) or playing Far Cry 3.
sh*t I'm going to regret: The next things I type.
After much vodka I'm left with 1) searching the Internet, 2) finding high class pornography or 3) or playing Far Cry 3.
You know the only true answer is "All of the above"
Shalalm Baskur!
Twitter's default Design backgrounds never have quite what I'm looking for. This bloody bathtub, for instance.
Pour your misery into my mouth-hole. Sorry, I was listening to Garbage's Only Happy When It Rains which I first heard in the X-Files to great effect.
Merry Christmas fiends!
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