Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

This really is the best deliverin thread of the week! Thanks Strangebalds and looking forward to tomorrow!

Awesome work, StrangleStrangeblades. Best advent calender ever!

This thread is so heading for commandment territory if this continues.

Coldstream wrote:
This thread is so heading for commandment territory if this continues.

That's good right?

Strangeblades wrote:
Coldstream wrote:
This thread is so heading for commandment territory if this continues.

? :?

Don't worry. It's a good thing!

You are the weirdest man alive.

Welcome home.

oilypenguin wrote:
You are the weirdest man alive.

Welcome home.

Home is where your heart is. In the fridge.

Strangeblades wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:
You are the weirdest man alive.

Welcome home.

Home is where your heart is. In the fridge.

Who wants some leftovers? Wait, dude's heart is in the fridge and he's got double buns in the oven?

I think this may inspire a new version of "The 12 Days of Christmas".

Strangeblades wrote:
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Did you steal Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?

ELewis17 wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
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Did you steal Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?

I thought it was Strangeblades Amazing Bacon Robe...

Strangeblades wrote:
So, what I'm hearing is you want something risqué? :hump:

American Pie Plum Pudding anyone?

Running Man wrote:
This really is the best deliverin thread of the week! Thanks Strangebalds and looking forward to tomorrow!

Don't you mean Stranglebalds?

There's going to be a feature story on CNN about how we not only failed to stop a serial killer, but also egged him on. I'm ok with this possibility.

What have we done!?

We opened Sway's box and now we can't ever close it again.

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - With A Nut-Lovin' Demon[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 6[/size]

Having guests over for conversation and then stuffing them into an oven yielded unexpected tasty rewards.

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Grubber788 wrote:
There's going to be a feature story on CNN about how we not only failed to stop a serial killer, but also egged him on. I'm ok with this possibility.

Tigerbill wrote:
What have we done!?

We opened Sway's box and now we can't ever close it again.

What?

He duct taped a butter knife to his finger.

BadKen wrote:
He duct taped a butter knife to his finger.

Who did? This Sway fellow? Someone better keep an eye on him.

Strangeblades wrote:

We opened Sway's box and now we can't ever close it again.

What?


Swaydora's Box (from the Goodjer Commandments, where this thread rightly belongs).

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - With An Aggravating Guest[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 7[/size]

I thought it would be a great idea..... now I have to kill myself.

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This thread delivers.

HedgeWizard wrote:
This thread delivers.

I'm still not sure what it delivers, but it delivers a lot of it.

Strangeblades wrote:
[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - With An Aggravating Guest[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 7[/size]

I thought it would be a great idea..... now I have to kill myself.

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It looks like one of them doesn't have enough coffee and the other one has too much (because he drank all the other's coffee). @)

Right now, I love that Strangeblades is firmly underneath Jeff Goldblum's nipples - which is of course where he (and everyone else) belongs.
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Edit: I just noticed Coldstream started both these threads. I'm beginning to wonder about him...

And now that you've said it, guess what the Dec 26th picture will be...

HAPPY BOXING DAY!

muttonchop wrote:
HedgeWizard wrote:
This thread delivers.

I'm still not sure what it delivers, but it delivers a lot of it.

IT DELIVERS PURE WIN!!!

BadKen wrote:
He duct taped a butter knife to his finger.

Yes, I thought that choice of blade was particularly...ummm...well...

No, I can't go through with it. I love you all, too much. My apologies for this post and wasting your time.

Spoiler:
STRANGE!

[color=red][size=18]Strangeblades Advent Calendar Horror Christmas Special - With Frosty the Dead Man[/size][/color]

[size=18]December 8-ish[/size]

Never let a moment pass by without surprising someone you care about this holiday season. Even if they have a soft spot for intense affection. A soft spot, like the one on the top of their head. Merry Christmas everybody!

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