Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

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Which one is more scary?

Wow

It bothers me that my first thought about the image on the right was "I hope he had clean finger nails".

Tanglestrades, gets all the chicks!

From a story I wrote about backyard chickens.

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Is that guy in the second to last shot wearing a chef's uniform or is that only how they dress in Australia?

TigerBill wrote:

Tanglestrades, gets all the chicks! :)

Yessssssssss.

m0nk3yboy wrote:

Is that guy in the second to last shot wearing a chef's uniform or is that only how they dress in Australia?

That is a head chef at a classy restaurant. The woman in purple is his wife. The chicken is Isabella (or Candice - I forget which.)

Strangeblades wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:

Is that guy in the second to last shot wearing a chef's uniform or is that only how they dress in Australia?

That is a head chef at a classy restaurant. The woman in purple is his wife. The chicken is Isabella (or Candice - I forget which.) tonight's special.

FTFY (fixed that for YUMMINESS!)

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The turkey and I share warm heads.

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For reasons that are many Near Dark is my favourite movie of all time. It is also my most favourite piece of music ever.

Tangerine Dream's best work.

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Jesse, Severen and Diamondback were the heroes of my childhood. They still are today. The allure, the mystery - love it.

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"Aghh! F***ing daylight!"
Severen (Bill Paxton) looking his Sunday best.

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"I am now."
The best Western villain ever - Jesse, played by Lance Henriksen. And that outfit? It hums with character.

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"I'd like a shot of tequila and an open throat please."
I must have watched this bar scene 50 times in a row. I'm not even kidding. FIFTY. "Woo. Sh*tkicker heaven."

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"Heyyyyyy. I'm just a southern boy looking for a good time."
The best anti-hero ever. Severen. Bill Paxton at his mother-effing finest. I say that being a huge fan of his role in Aliens. "You better remember what side your bread is buttered on."

Sexy? I think so. Wait, that could be the delirium talking.

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Ugh. Random skin/arm infection has swollen me flesh and now I get nightly antibiotic injections. Oh yeah. It's on.

EW GROSS. YOU ARE THE GROSSEST.

oilypenguin wrote:

EW GROSS. YOU ARE THE GROSSEST.

But, will kids on the playground think I'm cool?

Strangeblades wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:

EW GROSS. YOU ARE THE GROSSEST.

But, will kids on the playground think I'm cool?

Only if you put the end of the tube up to your mouth, inflate your forearm, then bend your elbow, making whoopie cushion noises as the air escapes back out.

m0nk3yboy wrote:

Only if you put the end of the tube up to your mouth, inflate your forearm, then bend your elbow, making whoopie cushion noises as the air escapes back out.

Holy sh*t, that sounds awesome and needs to happen.

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At first things were cool

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We hadn't ate one another.

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Then some bullsh*t happens. ;-)

"Listen, I live in Ottawa and I know where Seattle is." - PX

That sounds like things that have genuinely happened on twitter - I'd better watch out

I don't like our chances. We only have 1 strangeblade to defend ourselves with.

I've never played Oregon Trail.

Round Two. Die!

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Again?! There's like three other people in this car.

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In which I find the courage

Spoiler:

in the guy I shot.

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Don't you waste that food Oily. Fine, I'll eat it.

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Spy Navy mans up for the team. Then I get addicted.

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See? I just can't stop.

Spoiler:

Crying

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I tried to stop but buttluck was against me. Or against PX.

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That gleam might have been leftover vomit-tears.

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(insert happy go lucky song here.)

Man oh man. This takes me back. Sh*t. I guess I am nostalgic somewhat. Carefree days man.

Chris Rea - guitarist, vocalist

Clive Barker - horror writer, movie maker

Anne Rice - horror, romance writer

Stephen King - Bard of Low-Middle Class America

Kathryn Bigelow - Greatest director ever. Near Dark! The Hurt Locker!

James Cameron - Greatest former husband to the greatest director! Terminator!

Thanks guys for tagging along with my childhood.

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I've entered my name into this game. So when I pop up before you let me pass. I have gun in my underwear.

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That's right b*tches. GLORY

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That's a strip search old style.

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Seriously, this game looks intriguing. Reminds me of a spy game I can't remember.

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Granny. You ain't busting the Bloc today.

Papers, Please is a game on Greenlight. Looks cool.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=138290904

Video

I might have been inebriated while I half-promised this but the idea still sounds good while sober. I'll buy this game for my birthday. I will play it. I will livestream my shenanigans. I won't do it for dhcahrityh. Charity. Tohse f***ing orphans can burn down their own damn house. Pyros. The lot of em.

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I know.

Somehow, I've always known.