Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

Strangeblades wrote:
Katy wrote:
Ranger Rick wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

My brain has been taken over by kitty hat.

My raccoon hat wants to EAT your kitty hat!

My dalek hat wants to EXTERMINATE them both.

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Pffft. All I have to do is run up some stairs. There I'm safe.

Current gen Daleks can levitate. You won't be safe up some silly stairs. Better pack a sonic screwdriver just in case.

Strangeblades wrote:

Well, Tupac is a nice hugger. And possibly a zombie by now.

Just make sure you wear a condom. I hear he gets around.

nel e nel wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

Well, Tupac is a nice hugger. And possibly a zombie by now.

Just make sure you wear a condom. I hear he gets around.

I mean.. he still clowns 'round with the Underground..

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Families can be murder(ed) at Christmas time eh? Amirite?

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I think you just blew my mind.

Possibly NSFW if you have any of those pesky 'don't wreck Christmas' types around. No actual swear words, the word wiener is used, and so is reference to someone having sex with ham.

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Gaming`s number 1 writer. Yeah, I said it.

Strangeblades wrote:

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Gaming`s number 1 writer. Yeah, I said it.

I'm working through his entire War in the East game diaries. Just read the last post that handily links to the next one. Wish Qt3 used more tags for their posts.

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Was there another choice? I didn't think so. Buy it here.

Speaking of Hotline Miami, how is it that Strongblobs doesn't own a creepy horse mask?

Gravey wrote:

Speaking of Hotline Miami, how is it that Strongblobs doesn't own a creepy horse mask?

Eh, it is played out.

Strangeblades wrote:
Gravey wrote:

Speaking of Hotline Miami, how is it that Strongblobs doesn't own a creepy horse mask?

Eh, it is played out.

Now, now. I'm withholding judgment until I've seen it.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
Gravey wrote:

Speaking of Hotline Miami, how is it that Strongblobs doesn't own a creepy horse mask?

Eh, it is played out.

Now, now. I'm withholding judgment until I've seen it.

No kidding. If there was ever a thread...

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Groovy.

oh man.

that picture of Lasher in the background....

You know, SB. At some point I think I need to meander North and visit you. Will I return from that trip? That's what I don't know.

oilypenguin wrote:

oh man.

that picture of Lasher in the background....

You know, SB. At some point I think I need to meander North and visit you. Will I return from that trip? That's what I don't know.

Hey, I can't promise anything. Wear body armor?

oilypenguin wrote:

oh man.

that picture of Lasher in the background....

You know, SB. At some point I think I need to meander North and visit you. Will I return from that trip? That's what I don't know.

The more apt question is 'how many pieces' will you be returned in?

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Boardgame writing guy at work. Notice.

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Boardgame bro being badass on beach.

So you may or may not have heard of "Elf on the Shelf" -- it's a kids' book with an elf doll. You're supposed to pose the doll someplace new in the house every day, and the elf returns to Santa each night and lets him know if the kids have been good.

But sometimes the Elf apparently gets into mischief.

Katy wrote:

So you may or may not have heard of "Elf on the Shelf" -- it's a kids' book with an elf doll. You're supposed to pose the doll someplace new in the house every day, and the elf returns to Santa each night and lets him know if the kids have been good.

But sometimes the Elf apparently gets into mischief.

That was awesome.

Strangeblades wrote:
Katy wrote:

So you may or may not have heard of "Elf on the Shelf" -- it's a kids' book with an elf doll. You're supposed to pose the doll someplace new in the house every day, and the elf returns to Santa each night and lets him know if the kids have been good.

But sometimes the Elf apparently gets into mischief.

That was awesome.

Is there a reason you went duckface for an avatar?

Edit: On closer inspection, I guess it's more of a pout than a duckface.

Coldstream wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
Katy wrote:

So you may or may not have heard of "Elf on the Shelf" -- it's a kids' book with an elf doll. You're supposed to pose the doll someplace new in the house every day, and the elf returns to Santa each night and lets him know if the kids have been good.

But sometimes the Elf apparently gets into mischief.

That was awesome.

Is there a reason you went duckface for an avatar?

Edit: On closer inspection, I guess it's more of a pout than a duckface.

It's my one day fling with Hyuna, the female singer on Gangnam Style. She also has her own version of the song.

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Nice, congrats!

Wait. Are we talking about you being a serial killer? That's not a job, it's a lifestyle. The pay sucks. No benefits.

Well, I get to loot the belongings of those I dispatch. It's like looting in Diablo right?

Congrats Bleads! So glad you're back into the mindless grind worki... wait a sec...

Congrats!

Grats! Maybe the twitterverse will be less crazy with you busy working? Maybe?

karmajay wrote:

Grats! Maybe the twitterverse will be less crazy with you busy working? Maybe? :)

What has been tweeted cannot be untweeted

One night on Twitter..

What follows is a Twitter tale of terror, intrigue and a whole lotta four-letter words. It happened last week, Dec. 18.

(The first tweet starts the story)

Starrring:

@Strangeblades

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@Lasherthecat (my wife)

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@failnaut

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@aperebus

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@balaji_dutt

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IT BEGINS..

@Strangeblades Yup, I’m going to hang out with my wife who is at work at 2:49 a.m. She started at 9 a.m. #Jorbalism!

(Strangeblades arrives at work at about 3 a.m. to keep his wife company)

@Strangeblades Hi. Have you been at work for more than 15 hours. Tweet your horror story now.

@Strangeblades Would you like to know more?

@Strangeblades I follow no one but ZIMBALA OF FLOOB JUICE KING!

@Strangeblades The best thing about christmas is all the suffixes I collect.

@Strangeblades @failnaut What article would that be?

@failnaut @Strangeblades The one about Brian Crecente’s house.

@Strangeblades Hey. It’s nearly 4 a.m. and I’m sitting at my old office keeping my hard-working wife company. I want to kill her.

@Strangeblades “C’mon you stupid sh*tface,” my wife says to some poor document on her work station.

@Strangeblades You guessed it right. For the next several hours I will be tweeting Sh*t My Wife Says.

@Strangeblades “Don’t worry about it. I will fix it. I will solve it,” she says about Fetch 4.0.3.

@Strangeblades *laughing like a hyena* she laughs.

[email protected] “I’m not laughing, my back is hurting. No one is listening, all your friends are asleep,” she tells me. She appreciates my tweets.

[email protected] “My back hurts,” she sings. This verse sucks. I’ve heard this song way too many times.

@Strangeblades Wake up people. I’ve got tweets about my wife you need to read.

@Strangeblades “These are hideous pages. I don’t know what the matter is with that guy,” she says. She’s trying to obfuscate her affair with new guy.

@Strangeblades “Oh please, stop it, it’s gross.”

@Strangeblades “Stop tweeting that I’m in trouble and help me,” she pleads. Like a good Space Marine, I’m deaf to her pleas.

@Strangeblades Will I hit 10,000 tweets tonight/this morning? Let’s go for it.

@Strangeblades “Guess who isn’t going to court tomorrow,” she asks followed by evil laugh. Hmm. My wife might be a super villain escaping justice.

[email protected] “I’m starting to really like lose it,” she points out. “My head is…” Huh. I think her head is about to fall off. And then get lost.

@Strangeblades I’m sitting here, pressing F5 on my Twitter page. I’m still cooler than Mark Zuckerbergherger.

@Strangeblades That’s it. My wife is possessed by two clowns. One happy. One hysterical.

@Strangeblades The hero of the evening/morning is a box of Triscuits. God bless ‘em. God bless Corporate F***ing America for makin’ ‘em.

@Strangeblades Warning. A lot of my tweets will have the word f***ing in them.

@aperebus @Strangeblades dude, tell your wife Monday is done in Australia and it all went well. #future #keepemcoming

@Strangeblades @aperebus Ha ha. Thanks dude. My wife and I appreciate the human contact from around the world.

@Strangeblades @aperebus She also would like you to come rub her back because it hurts.

[email protected] My wife’s attention to detail is astounding despite going on 19 hours of work. When I did this, quality dropped at 15 hours.

@Strangeblades She’s either quietly casting a spell or reading aloud what she types. I hope it’s both.

@Strangeblades “Open, you son of a whore!” she exclaims. Things are going to get rated R. #19HourShiftBlues

@aperebus @Strangeblades sorry, I’m making dinner atm…

@Strangeblades @aperebus You need to come here now and make her dinner. Or burn the office down.

@Strangeblades Wheeeeeeeeee. It’s almost four-thirtttttttyyyyyyyyyyy. I think I farted. Man that stinks.

[email protected] I might look like my Twitter avatar soon. I can get a job as a stop-and-go light if I blink right.

@aperebus @Strangeblades this is what I made http://twitpic.com/bn06eq

@Strangeblades @aperebus She wants some now. Are you happy with yourself? Huh? ARE YOU?

[email protected] @Strangeblades yep, cause it’s delicious.

[email protected] Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Man, that chick is rich. She has diamonds and LIVES IN TEH SKY?! What kind of flying house BS is this?

@Strangeblades “Where’s my pen?” and “F*** it, I’m not looking at this” and “Spot blue” win some kind of award. #Sh*tMyWifeSaysAt4:30AM

[email protected] In case you haven’t guessed it my wife works in production in a newsroom.

@Strangeblades I’m getting so fing tired. How tired do I have to be to comment in teh shalam baszkur thread?

@Strangeblades Cool. I hit 9,200 tweets one tweet before this one. Suck it 9,199! I’m leaving you behind.

@Strangeblades Only my wife and I are at teh office right now. That means I can get skin-on-skin to adjust my junk. Ah yeah. #ImNotMasturbating

@Strangeblades Anybody who wakes up in teh morning and misses these tweets buried around BS tweets about the news-I feel sorry for you. News is bad,

mkay?

@Strangeblades Jeebus. All I see is my crazy avatar repeated down my Twitter page.

@Strangeblades The best things about Fallen London: my characters will get it on with anyone, getting high, selling my soul, murdering poets.

@Strangeblades Only my wife and I are at teh office right now. That means I can get skin-on-skin to adjust my junk. Ah yeah. #ImNotMasturbating

@aperebus @Strangeblades she can type with 1 hand? Good effort that.

@Strangeblades @aperebus Ha. No. I mean my boys were adjusted by me, because they were getting cramped. My wife is 100% focused on work.

@aperebus @Strangeblades haha. Tell her the news can wait, and get the sexytimes on! #OneTrackMind

@Strangeblades @aperebus That would be my life’s last action while I was alive.

@aperebus @Strangeblades BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT!

@Strangeblades @aperebus Uh, no.

@Strangeblades “I should really tell them to go f*** themselves,” she proclaims.

@balaji_dutt @Strangeblades I’m reading your tweets. As a fellow back pain sufferer, tell lasher I know how she feels.

@Strangeblades @balaji_dutt I did. Thanks.

[email protected] It’s amazing how many nose hairs I can pluck out using my fingers. Part 1 of 15.

@Strangeblades Nose hair plucking should hurt more but damn staying up late helps to kill pain. Part 15 of 15. Sorry, previous pages were lost in nose

@Strangeblades “I’m starting to hate Christmas,” she confesses.

@Strangeblades “I hate Christmas a lot, in fact. Look at me. This is not very Christmasy. This is f***ing hell.” 1/2

@Strangeblades She says that was her best still-at-work-impression-going-on-20-hour-shift 2/2

[email protected] “It’s 5-o-clock,” the Mac work computer says. “Shut the f*** up! No cares what f***ing time it is!” my wife screams.

@Strangeblades We are coming to a close to the third longest shift I’ve been on/sat in on. My wife is still crying.

@aperebus @Strangeblades hang tough guys! #thinkingofyou!

@Strangeblades @aperebus Thanks. My wife was not really crying by the way. She was just play-crying. She doesn’t have real human feelings.

@aperebus @Strangeblades hehe. Robo-wife. In solidarity with you both, I woke up at 4:30am and couldn’t get back to sleep.

..It Ends