Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

I can't wait for this Christmas' collection of Stranglebells' pictures. It's the bloodiest Goodjer time of the year!

Now all my crazy Christmas stuff can be found on one Tumblr account, at SB's Horror Advent Calendar. This link can also be found in my signature below. The first bunch of pictures are from my 2011 adventure into weirdness. There will be a 2012 follow-up.

I'm just glad it's a Christmas calendar, because I don't want to see the swimsuit one...

Ranger Rick wrote:

I'm just glad it's a Christmas calendar, because I don't want to see the swimsuit one...

*rubs chin thoughtfully* Hmm

garion333 wrote:

Naughty or nice doesn't matter this Christmas.

He's making a list...pray you are not on it!

Strangeblades wrote:

I love the fact that this image greeted me when I opened Photobucket.

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/ILoveThis.png)

IMAGE(http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/og-fox_mockup_875x675.jpg)

Is there something wrong with me, that the thing that makes me twitch about that photo is not the ax and it's implications, but that poor Strangeblades is wearing slippers instead of steel toe boots?

Katy wrote:

Is there something wrong with me, that the thing that makes me twitch about that photo is not the ax and it's implications, but that poor Strangeblades is wearing slippers instead of steel toe boots?

Slippers are quieter.

Katy wrote:

Is there something wrong with me, that the thing that makes me twitch about that photo is not the ax and it's implications, but that poor Strangeblades is wearing slippers instead of steel toe boots?

They're steel-toe slippers.

I wanna know why his floor appears to be sloping down to the left. Look at the baseboard. Are there so many bodies under the right side of the foundation that it's lifting out of the ground? What will happen come spring thaw?

Katy wrote:

Is there something wrong with me, that the thing that makes me twitch about that photo is not the ax and it's implications, but that poor Strangeblades is wearing slippers instead of steel toe boots?

The slippers are the true horror. Velcro and thick corduroy! Aaaaaaaaaargh!

Strangeblades wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Naughty or nice doesn't matter this Christmas.

Ooo. That's a much better tag line. :twisted:

Btw, feel free to use this for the calendar. I would be honored.

garion333 wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Naughty or nice doesn't matter this Christmas.

Ooo. That's a much better tag line. :twisted:

Btw, feel free to use this for the calendar. I would be honored.

Done.

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/P1040262-1.jpg)

I took this picture for a discussion about beards, zits and uh, meth?

Beard?

garion333 wrote:

Beard?

Harsh...

I think that means Lashercat.

m0nk3yboy wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Beard?

Harsh... :lol:

If you squint you can see a few .. things? .. pointing away from my face-skin.

Strangeblades wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Beard?

Harsh... :lol:

If you squint you can see a few .. things? .. pointing away from my face-skin.

I thought those were fingers. You have a finger beard?!? Too cool!

garion333 wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Beard?

Harsh... :lol:

If you squint you can see a few .. things? .. pointing away from my face-skin.

I thought those were fingers. You have a finger beard?!? Too cool!

Finger beard --> butt = too kinky to imagine.

Spoiler:

I tried, my head assploded...

m0nk3yboy wrote:
Spoiler:

I tried, my head assploded...

Yeah, I imagine that's what would happen.

Strangeblades wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Beard?

Harsh... :lol:

If you squint you can see a few .. things? .. pointing away from my face-skin.

Someone left the surface normal vector rendering turned on again.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Beard?

Harsh... :lol:

If you squint you can see a few .. things? .. pointing away from my face-skin.

Someone left the surface normal vector rendering turned on again.

No, no, no. I swear there's hair down there.

Strangeblades wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Beard?

Harsh... :lol:

If you squint you can see a few .. things? .. pointing away from my face-skin.

Someone left the surface normal vector rendering turned on again.

No, no, no. I swear there's hair down there.

What, below the fingers? On your palms

m0nk3yboy wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Beard?

Harsh... :lol:

If you squint you can see a few .. things? .. pointing away from my face-skin.

Someone left the surface normal vector rendering turned on again.

No, no, no. I swear there's hair down there.

What, below the fingers? On your palms ;)

You see that orange-brown crap? That's not me after a faceplant into rotten nutmeg. That's my manly beard!

Strangeblades wrote:

No, no, no. I swear there's hair down there.

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/Capture-15.jpg)

My brain has been taken over by kitty hat.

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/Capture1-2.png)

I'm licking my brother-in-law's head. My wife approves.

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/Capture2-5.jpg)

Pancake-bacon.

Strangeblades wrote:

My brain has been taken over by kitty hat.

My raccoon hat wants to EAT your kitty hat!

IMAGE(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8198/8242335482_5dcc39e629.jpg)

Ranger Rick wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

My brain has been taken over by kitty hat.

My raccoon hat wants to EAT your kitty hat!

IMAGE(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8198/8242335482_5dcc39e629.jpg)

Bring it on you rabies infested rodent!

Ranger Rick wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

My brain has been taken over by kitty hat.

My raccoon hat wants to EAT your kitty hat GARBAGE AFTER WASHING IT THOROUGHLY!

IMAGE(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8198/8242335482_5dcc39e629.jpg)

FTFY