Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

It's hard to apologize for being indulgent on this thread when I guess the point is I get to be indulgent on this thread?

Kitty shenanigans and Ascension Storm of Souls

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“Your fingers need a good cleaning. So say meow.”

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“I’m sorry, were you using this?”

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Lasherthecat laughs as she makes her moves in Ascension.

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“I think you should play these cards,” says Giles the cat. "Pfft, noob."

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Photobombed during a game of Small World.

That was a tremendously fun game of Small World. PlusOne and I had a wonderful time with the game and the photobomb.

I love this duo. Trio. Duo? It's hard to count. Taking screenshots of Die Antwoord (The Answer) videos was pretty fun. There will not be any explanation of the craziness you are about to witness.

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OK, I lied. The lead rapper. What a cutey.

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Co-rapper who appears to be possessed by a demon. Approved.

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He is letting you know what is in his heart.

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He is happy to be here.

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Monday morning.

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Friday evening.

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That knee surgeon sure looks p*ssed.

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Another cutey. On to shots from another video.

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This might be my most favourite image of the second. A second, because I have no attention span.

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This is a sneering pair of lips.

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2010's award for Best Children's Birthday Party Entertainers go to...

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My future wife. From the future.

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Kissable.

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Happy Election Day America.

I unpacked the boys I had at my work desk. They be chillin' at my home desk now.

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The flowers and the pig are solar-powered dancing machines.

Strangeblades wrote:

I unpacked the boys I had at my work desk.

I was expecting something way different than dancing flowers to show up.

fleabagmatt wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

I unpacked 'the boys' I had at my work desk.

I was expecting something way different than dancing flowers to show up.

THIS. We demand testicles! (Or at the very least some clever interpretations of other terms for 'the boys'.)

Balls, nuts, trouser taters, you decide, but seeing them upon your work desk we must!

Creative assignment GO!

m0nk3yboy wrote:
fleabagmatt wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

I unpacked 'the boys' I had at my work desk.

I was expecting something way different than dancing flowers to show up.

THIS. We demand testicles! (Or at the very least some clever interpretations of other terms for 'the boys'.)

Balls, nuts, trouser taters, you decide, but seeing them upon your work desk we must!

Creative assignment GO! :nicekiss:

My wife said no.

Strangeblades wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:
fleabagmatt wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

I unpacked 'the boys' I had at my work desk.

I was expecting something way different than dancing flowers to show up.

THIS. We demand testicles! (Or at the very least some clever interpretations of other terms for 'the boys'.)

Balls, nuts, trouser taters, you decide, but seeing them upon your work desk we must!

Creative assignment GO! :nicekiss:

My wife said no. :(

Lol! Points for trying

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The best a man can get.

My head a-splode.

My experience watching this abomination, TerrorVision

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This poster will be the best thing about this movie. You've been warned.

@Strangeblades: Now watching a classic 1986 horror sci-fi movie, TerrorVision. This movie has a theme song. Google it.

@Strangeblades: "Norton, if you are to hang out and guzzle my Heinies," - actual dialogue from TerrorVision.

@Strangeblades: TerrorVision is the greatest example of 80s kitsch. It should be in a time capsule.

@Strangeblades: TerrorVision - all must worship TerrorVision.

@Strangeblades: TerrorVision - everybody speaks in cliches, all reactions are exaggerated, the music sounds like rejected commercial jingles.

@Strangeblades: TerroVision - if this movie was a cake it would be thick, cloying, plasticy awesomeness.

@Strangeblades: "This movie is really weird with the naked chicks," says my wife. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: "Can I use the jacuzzi Mom? No, honey we will be swinging tonight." TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: All the props deemed too cheesy for other movies are used in this atrocity. I love it. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: "She's gonna lock him in?" my wife asks of movie parent.

@Strangeblades: This movie makes Troma flicks look like high art.

@Strangeblades: "I still think Chad Allen is a sweety," says my wife. #TerrorVision "He is also the best actor in this movie."

@Strangeblades: I hope you like chest hair and gold medallions. #TerrorVisionViewingAdvice

@Strangeblades: "We will be right back to the Attack of Something or Other," says the busty host of a horror channel. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: I got it. The house (and only location) in this movie looks like a giant X-rated Barbie doll house. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: Remember Bud's (Charlie Sheen's) chintzy 80s apartment in the movie Wall Street? Dial that up to 11 and you've got the set for this movie.

@Strangeblades: WTF is a common thing to say when watching TerrorVision.

@Strangeblades: Ever wonder what happened to the 8 truckloads of KY jelly that went missing in Hollywood in 1986? Wonder no more! #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: "Don't look at me (boys). One glance and you are as hard as a rock," says Medusa, busty TV host. Get it?

@Strangeblades: The direction this movie takes is as wacky as the set designs. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: "Until next week kiddies, have nice wet dreams," says Medusa, horror host. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: Don't bother watching The Thing, Fright Night, Night of the Living Dead and ET - this movie cribs from all of them.

@Strangeblades: "Don't be so impatient, butthole," says punk rocker OD from TerrorVision. Words to live by.

@Strangeblades: Alien. That's another movie this freak show steals from. #TerrorFrakOVision

@Strangeblades: "Wow these grenades are pretty neat," says kid from TerrorVision.

@Strangeblades: There is an awful lot of pornography on the walls in this crazy house that has two kids living there. #TerrorVision #OK

@Strangeblades: Every squelching, squishing, slurpy, slimy-sounding sound is in this movie. Look no further than T-E-R-R-O-R-V-I-S-I-O-N!

@Strangeblades: "I am Pluthon, here to save you," says Space Guy from TV. "Hey, it's the space guy from TV," says Sherman the kid. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: Apparently, this world-ending bloodsucking slime ball is considered a pet on Pluthon's planet. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: "Oh yeah!" the monster shouts when he busts through the wall Kool-Aid style.

@Strangeblades: Not since Adam West 'climbed' the side of a building in 1960s Batman have I seen blocking this bad. #TerrorVision

@Strangeblades: I'll give this movie this: if you go for schlock go all the way. TerrorVision went there and then some.

Once upon a time, a group of condemned men and their leader went down below to close a pit of Hell. In a board game called Claustrophobia. For added effect listen to this while reading.

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Things were looking good at this point, but they always do at the start right?

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This feels more familiar. Ah, Claustrophobia.

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You bet he did, demon-guy.

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This feels awkward. Ah, Claustrophobia.

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Yup.

Strangeblades wrote:

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Hmm, my groups always have a no pooping at the game table house rule.

So, cool bits. Sell me on Claustrophobia. Luckily I'm still one whisky away from the "Oooh, shiny! [OneClick instant order on Amazon]" stage. That does make for a cool experience two days later though. "Huh, UPS is here. [open box] WTF? Whoa, cool!"

I'm the only one in the house with tomorrow off. Drink up, mateys!

Theory based on bandana fashion: Stablebabes was trapped in time during the filming of Encino Man, as a form or corollary experiment tied to Biodome.

wordsmythe wrote:

Theory based on bandana fashion: Stablebabes was trapped in time during the filming of Encino Man, as a form or corollary experiment tied to Biodome.

1.) Don't cross the streams.

2.) Is your avatar getting blurrier? It's creeping me out. In a good way.

Hey! Somebody got Stringlebloops all up in my strategy podcast. And despite all the evidence to be found to the contrary in this thread, he doesn't even sound like an axe murderer.

Much.

FeralMonkey wrote:

Hey! Somebody got Stringlebloops all up in my strategy podcast. And despite all the evidence to be found to the contrary in this thread, he doesn't even sound like an axe murderer.

Much.

I guess successful axe murders don't sound like axe murderers unless they are in the process of axe murdering. THEN they sound like axe murderers.

Strangeblades wrote:
FeralMonkey wrote:

Hey! Somebody got Stringlebloops all up in my strategy podcast. And despite all the evidence to be found to the contrary in this thread, he doesn't even sound like an axe murderer.

Much.

I guess successful axe murders don't sound like axe murderers unless they are in the process of axe murdering. THEN they sound like axe murderers.

Nice deflection of admission there!

Has anyone heard from Mr. Zacny since the podcast was recorded?

fleabagmatt wrote:

Has anyone heard from Mr. Zacny since the podcast was recorded?

Oh yeah. I follow him on Twitter and he is back home from an assignment (I think).

Strangeblades wrote:
fleabagmatt wrote:

Has anyone heard from Mr. Zacny since the podcast was recorded?

Oh yeah. I follow him on Twitter and he is back home from an assignment (I think).

How do we know you haven't just hijacked his twitter account to throw off suspicion??

fleabagmatt wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
fleabagmatt wrote:

Has anyone heard from Mr. Zacny since the podcast was recorded?

Oh yeah. I follow him on Twitter and he is back home from an assignment (I think).

How do we know you haven't just hijacked his twitter account to throw off suspicion??

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It's been a year or two since I had the spare time to go looking for fun threads on GWJ. This morning I did, and it delivered.

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Run, don't walk, to Foster Kitten Cam

Yes, I am 40 years old.

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I love the fact that this image greeted me when I opened Photobucket.

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Naughty or nice doesn't matter this Christmas.

garion333 wrote:

Naughty or nice doesn't matter this Christmas.

Ooo. That's a much better tag line.