Strangeblade's Thread of Wondrous Things

Mex wrote:

I would like 1 million dollars please

Mayyyyybe.

Mex wrote:

I would like 1 million dollars please

Only if you tell me all your how-to-get-girls secrets. I am open to using butterfly nets and sticky tape.

Strangeblades wrote:
Mex wrote:

I would like 1 million dollars please

Only if you tell me all your how-to-get-girls secrets. I am open to using butterfly nets and sticky tape.

That's pretty much it, man. Some chloroform too.

We're either (1) finding out that Lasher is no longer in the picture or (2) finding out how open their relationship is. I'm not sure how I feel about this thread anymore because both options make me happy! Errrr, ahhhh, ahem, ahhhh. Yeah, I'm gonna go now.

garion333 wrote:

We're either (1) finding out that Lasher is no longer in the picture or (2) finding out how open their relationship is. I'm not sure how I feel about this thread anymore because both options make me happy! Errrr, ahhhh, ahem, ahhhh. Yeah, I'm gonna go now.

No no no. You must stay. We have coffee and empty hand cuffs.

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Wow. Windows 7 snipping tool is pretty cool.

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I think I need an adult. Or an intervention.

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Strangeblades wrote:

I think I need an adult. Or an intervention.

*points at the naughty step and scowls*

Jonman wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

I think I need an adult. Or an intervention.

*points at the naughty step and scowls*

I laughed until I realized I have no idea what this means. Then I laughed some more.

Strangeblades wrote:
Jonman wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

I think I need an adult. Or an intervention.

*points at the naughty step and scowls*

I laughed until I realized I have no idea what this means. Then I laughed some more.

Additional linkification added.

The fact Blanglestrades didn't know what a time out is tells me all I need to know.

garion333 wrote:

The fact Blanglestrades didn't know what a time out is tells me all I need to know.

He doesn't watch sports?

Mex wrote:
garion333 wrote:

The fact Blanglestrades didn't know what a time out is tells me all I need to know.

He doesn't watch sports?

Wrong time out. See:

Strangeblades wrote:
Jonman wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

I think I need an adult. Or an intervention.

*points at the naughty step and scowls*

I laughed until I realized I have no idea what this means. Then I laughed some more.

garion333 wrote:

The fact Blanglestrades didn't know what a time out is tells me all I need to know.

I know what a time out is, but I'd never heard of "the naughty step" before. It was always "go stand in a corner" for me.

Ranger Rick wrote:
garion333 wrote:

The fact Blanglestrades didn't know what a time out is tells me all I need to know.

I know what a time out is, but I'd never heard of "the naughty step" before. It was always "go stand in a corner" for me.

Yeah. That particular term comes from watching too much Supernanny.

... uh... I heard.

LouZiffer wrote:
Ranger Rick wrote:
garion333 wrote:

The fact Blanglestrades didn't know what a time out is tells me all I need to know.

I know what a time out is, but I'd never heard of "the naughty step" before. It was always "go stand in a corner" for me.

Yeah. That particular term comes from watching too much Supernanny.

... uh... I heard.

I've been so very naughty super nanny, punish me, oh please punish me.

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There's a knife hidden in there somewhere, but I can't find it.

Thanks to Tigerbill for this unique gift. It is much appreciated.

I hear you guys are into unboxing so here is some cardboard porn.

"What's this? I don't understand this bizarre cursive script on the side. I think it says to bang this box until it crumples like a rusty accordion."

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Spoiler:

Sorry it's open already. The delivery guy wanted me to inspect the package before I signed for it.

"Hmm. It appears by lowering my glasses down the ridge of my nose I have been made smarter."
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"Nooooo! Tigerbill takes revenge for some video card thingie I thought was buried in the past! I've been snared by the Bubble Wrap Ooze, an old DnD monster before DnD went commercial and sold out to The Man-Hippies."
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"A bag of Canon? Do I really need a tiny artillery piece? Question is, can I live without a tiny artillery piece? No."
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"I feel like it's 1999 again."
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"What is the F-Stop range for this lens?!"
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"If my nose can fit in it I can drink out of it."
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"Thanks Tigerbill. You're grrrrreeeeaaat!"
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That was cool of Bill. I'd be pissed about the shape that box came in though. That's unacceptable. Stop playing soccer with your gifts, Stangeblades. Sheesh.

My wife and I laughed at the pics, Weirdsharpedgedcuttingtools. Thank you.

LouZiffer wrote:

My wife and I laughed at the pics, Weirdsharpedgedcuttingtools. Thank you.

Ha ha. That's pretty cool.

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Oh yeah. Tigerbill and I briefly discussed the use of this lens cap thingie. It doesn't screw on or clip on. It kinda just sits there. Ashtray was one idea Tigerbill came up with so I decided to start smoking. I'm sure my asthma can take it, right?

Ask Todd. He looks like he knows a thing or two about smoking.

Awesome, I was wondering when pics were going to happen. Luckily I'm a "little" OCD when it comes to packing; that box got beat up crossing the border.

Tigerbill wrote:

Awesome, I was wondering when pics were going to happen. Luckily I'm a "little" OCD when it comes to packing; that box got beat up crossing the border.

Well, your OCD paid off as they didn't find the drugs. What is SB drinking from the lens? Drugs. Liquid, nanodrugs.

garion333 wrote:
Tigerbill wrote:

Awesome, I was wondering when pics were going to happen. Luckily I'm a "little" OCD when it comes to packing; that box got beat up crossing the border.

Well, your OCD paid off as they didn't find the drugs. What is SB drinking from the lens? Drugs. Liquid, nanodrugs.

The answer is clearly D, all of the above

"What's this? I don't understand this bizarre cursive script on the side. I think it says to bang this box until it crumples like a rusty accordion."

It's Italian. "Fra-G-Lee"