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Chernobyl documentary footage vs. scenes from the show

NSMike wrote:

Full Jon Stewart speech transcript

​I want to thank Mr​.​ Collins and Mr. Nadler for putting this together​. But as I sit here today, I can’t help but think what an incredible metaphor this room is for the entire process that getting health care benefits for 9/11 first​ responders has come to. Behind me, a filled room of 9/11 first​ responders and in front of me, a nearly empty ​Congress.

Sick and dying, they brought themselves down here to speak to no one. Shameful. It’s an embarrassment to the country and it’s a stain on this institution. And you should be ashamed of yourselves for those that aren’t here. But you won’t be because accountability doesn’t appear to be something that occurs in this chamber.
We don’t want to be here. Lou ​(Alvarez) ​doesn’t want to be here. None of these people want to be here. But they are, and they’re not here for themselves. They’re here to continue fighting for what’s right.

Lou’s going to go back for his 69th chemo. The great Ray Pfeifer would come down here, his body riddled with cancer and pain, where he couldn’t walk, and the disrespect shown to him and to the other lobbyists on this bill is utterly unacceptable.

Y​ou know, I would be so angry at the latest injustice that’s been done to these men and women. Another business card thrown our way as a way of shooing us away like children trick-or-treating rather than the heroes that they are and will always be. Ray would say, “Calm down​,​ Jonny, calm down. I got all the cards I need.” And he would tap his pocket where he kept prayer cards. Three hundred forty-three firefighters.

The official FDNY response time to 9/11 was ​five seconds. ​Five seconds. That’s how long it took for FDNY, for NYPD, for Port Authority, EMS to respond to an urgent need from the public. ​Five seconds. Hundreds died in an instant. Thousands more poured in to continue to fight for their brothers and sisters.

The breathing problems started almost immediately and they were told they weren’t sick, they were crazy. And then, as the illnesses got worse, and things became more apparent, “​W​ell​,​ okay, you’re sick​,​ but it’s not from the pile.” And then when the science became irrefutable, “​O​kay, it’s the pile, but this is a New York issue. I don’t know if we have the money.”

And I’m sorry if I sound angry and undiplomatic. But I’m angry, and you should be too, and they’re all angry as well and they have every justification to be that way. There is not a person here, there is not an empty chair on that stage that didn’t tweet out “Never Forget the heroes of 9/11. Never forget their bravery. Never forget what they did, what they gave to this country.” Well, here they are. And where are they? And it would be one thing if their callous indifference and rank hypocrisy were benign, but it’s not. Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: time. It’s the one thing they’re running out of.

This should be flipped, this hearing should be flipped. These men and women should be up on that stage and Congress should be down here answering their questions as to why this is so damn hard and takes so damn long​,​ and why no matter what they get, something’s always pulled back and they gotta come back.

Mr. ​(Mike) ​Johnson​ (R-La.)​, you made a point earlier and it is one we’ve heard over and over again in these halls, and I couldn’t help but to answer ​i​t​,​ which was you guys are obviously heroes and 9/11 was a big deal but we have a lot of stuff here to do and we’ve got to make sure there’s money for a variety of disasters, hurricanes and tornadoes​. But this wasn’t a hurricane. And this wasn’t a tornado, and by the way, that’s your job anyway. We can’t fund these programs. You can.

Setting aside that​,​ no American in this country should face financial ruin because of a health issue. Certainly 9/11 first​ ​responders shouldn’t decide whether to live or to have a place to live. And the idea that you can give them only ​five more years of the VCF because you’re not quite sure what’s gonna happen ​five years from now​. Well, I can tell you, I’m pretty sure what’s going to happen ​five years from now. More of these men and women are going to get sick and they are going to die. And I am awfully tired of hearing that it’s a 9/11 New York issue. Al Qaeda didn’t shout “Death to Tribeca.” They attacked ​America​,​ and these men and women and their response to it is what brought our country back. It’s what gave a reeling nation a solid foundation to stand back upon. To remind us of why this country is great, of why this country is worth fighting for.

And you are ignoring them. You can end it tomorrow. Why this bill isn’t unanimous consent and a standalone issue is beyond my comprehension​, and I’ve yet to hear a reasonable explanation for why it’ll get stuck in some transportation bill or some appropriations bill and get sent over to the Senate, where a certain someone from the ​Senate will use it as a political football to get themselves maybe another new import tax on petroleum, because that’s what happened to us in 2015.

And we won’t allow it to happen again. Thank God for people like John Feals, thank God for people like Ray Pfeifer, thank God for all these people who will not let it happen. They responded in ​five seconds. They did their jobs with courage, grace, tenacity, humility. ​Eighteen years later, do yours. Thank you.

And then after the backlash aimed at them they passed the bill the next day. Representation Democracy is looking like a worse and worse system every day.

I'll be honest. "Sick and dying they brought themselves down here to speak to no one." That got to me.

Agreed completely. Those a-holes are paid to sit on committees like these ones and they can't even be bothered half the time to show up and they can't be bothered to do the right thing until someone with clout shows up and makes a stink big enough to get national media attention.

How Avengers Endgame Should Have Ended
Long time since I loled during one of these...but this one tickled my funny bone.

Jon Stewart Can't Hold Back Tears At 9-11 Responders' Gift

I love this

A bit late, but I thought it was an entertaining take.

kazar wrote:

Gah, it didn't take them long to get the inverse square law wrong.

Some of their conversations were like this:

Too many short videos here so I added a big one.

Hrdina wrote:

Gah, it didn't take them long to get the inverse square law wrong.

It did seem odd to me. I would expect it to get exponentially quieter, not linearly as they said.

Team USA v. Team UK - Dodgeball w/ Michelle Obama, Harry Styles & More

Honest Trailers | MCU

Rykin wrote:

That was incredibly satisfying to watch.

More of a Tel Camino than a Truckla, but I love it. For some reason I have a bizarre of love for the El Camino/UTE type things.

Rykin wrote:

More of a Tel Camino than a Truckla, but I love it. For some reason I have a bizarre of love for the El Camino/UTE type things.

Assume you loved the Subarute?

A bit of black humor.

C.H.E.R.N.O.B.Y.L

Spoiler for the last episode of Years and Years but this speech

This isn't a parody, despite all indications otherwise.

Jesus, okay, just start making them with a reset button.