Post a news story, entertain me!

Prederick wrote:

Lucky will stay at the hospital, set up by the late television wildlife and crocodile crusader Steve Irwin, for 45 days to recover from his experience and receive treatment for a chlamydial infection.

What happens in the Outback stays in the Outback, mate!

Blowjob competition busted by cops.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...

What are the rules for a blowjob competition? Are there judges or is it strictly a race to the finish? Because I'm not sure that's really fair. If it's a race I would think a lot hinges on the luck of the draw. It's kinda like a rodeo. You could be the best bullrider, but end up having to ride El Diablo and losing the whole shebang.

I'm just curious, cause you know, If I ever turn on ESPN and there's a blowjob competition, I'd like to be able to follow along.

Trophy Husband wrote:

If I ever turn on ESPN and there's a blowjob competition, I'd like to be able to follow along.

Sure you wouldn't want to play along at home?

wordsmythe wrote:
Trophy Husband wrote:

If I ever turn on ESPN and there's a blowjob competition, I'd like to be able to follow along.

Sure you wouldn't want to play along at home?

Maybe I can get the home edition?

wordsmythe wrote:
Trophy Husband wrote:

If I ever turn on ESPN and there's a blowjob competition, I'd like to be able to follow along.

Sure you wouldn't want to play along at home?

He's probably not that flexible.

Chumpy_McChump wrote:

Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze

What else is there to say?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

LEBANON, Ind. - A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.

Katherine Gunther, 36, of Lebanon, pierced her left foot with the sword while performing the rite at Oak Hill Cemetery, police said.

Gunther said she was performing the ceremony to give thanks for a recent run of good luck. The ceremony involves the use of candles, incense and driving swords into the ground during the full moon.

Gunther said was aiming to put the sword in the ground, but hit her foot instead.

"It wasn't the first time I performed the ritual, but it was the first time I put a sword through my foot," she said.

Gunther immediately pulled the sword out of her foot, and her companions took her to Witham Memorial Hospital, where she was kept a couple days for treatment.

No charges were filed, police said. The Wiccans were warned that being in the cemetery in the city about 20 miles northwest of Indianapolis after posted visiting hours constitutes trespassing.

Wicca is a nature-based religion based on respect for the earth, nature and the cycle of the seasons.

Cramps wrote:
LEBANON, Ind. - A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.

Katherine Gunther, 36, of Lebanon, pierced her left foot with the sword while performing the rite at Oak Hill Cemetery, police said.

Gunther said she was performing the ceremony to give thanks for a recent run of good luck. The ceremony involves the use of candles, incense and driving swords into the ground during the full moon.

Gunther said was aiming to put the sword in the ground, but hit her foot instead.

"It wasn't the first time I performed the ritual, but it was the first time I put a sword through my foot," she said.

Gunther immediately pulled the sword out of her foot, and her companions took her to Witham Memorial Hospital, where she was kept a couple days for treatment.

No charges were filed, police said. The Wiccans were warned that being in the cemetery in the city about 20 miles northwest of Indianapolis after posted visiting hours constitutes trespassing.

Wicca is a nature-based religion based on respect for the earth, nature and the cycle of the seasons.

Hehe those freaky wiccans.. they just don't want anyone to know they where really LARP'ing out at night.

What gets me was that it was a ceremony for good luck.

Maybe she was slated to be hit by a bus if she hadn't been in the hospital.

Cramps wrote:

What gets me was that it was a ceremony for good luck.

Lady Irony, that fickle Wiccan strumpet.

Cramps wrote:
Wicca is a nature-based religion based on respect for the earth

Sure, that's why she was stabbing it.

wordsmythe wrote:
Cramps wrote:
Wicca is a nature-based religion based on respect for the earth

Sure, that's why she was stabbing it.

Hey if it's good enough for Mother Earth, it's good enough for her foot.

Marsman, how could you?
You look taller in your other pictures.

Pet rabbit hops to rescue to save owners from fire

A pet rabbit has been credited with saving an Australian couple from a fire that started in their house while they slept. The rabbit woke its owners, Michelle Finn and her partner Gerry Keogh, by scratching on their bedroom door when smoke poured through the house in the Macleod area of Melbourne.

I recommend glancing at the comments.

Yoyoson wrote:

I recommend glancing at the comments.

Absolutely hilarious.

Guess he's a ketchup guy.
http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_9964543

"Spam King" found dead in apparent murder-suicide

Guy took his wife and daughter with him. Sad.

Thought about it, but come on, I never would.....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,391522,00.html

Joker fails at crime of the century.
Sure he's a jackass, but a felony charge? Really? Must have been some nice "other items".

...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!

That's showin' em, champ!

Also, Ogletown.

A sentence that has never before been spoken in the history of mankind...

Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum

And you know you want to see pics of this thing...

tanstaafl wrote:

A sentence that has never before been spoken in the history of mankind...

Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum

And you know you want to see pics of this thing...

I gotta say it: "sh*t happens."

And the one thing I've always hated about Venezuela. . . too many damn vampires.

A group claiming to be the heirs of the Knights Templar are suing the Catholic Church for $150 billion in money the church confiscated when it dissolved the order in 1307. Nice try; everybody knows that the real Templars are in fact that Illuminati and already have their money back.

Grenn wrote:

Whisky Tango Foxtrot?

It's good to see that romance is alive and well, and living in Lakeside, Michigan.

According to the study, laparoscopic surgeons who play video games are apparently 27 percent faster at advanced surgical procedures and made 37 percent fewer errors than surgeons who do not game. Hmmm, I guess the most interesting part of that for me was that there was that much room for improvement in advanced

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-...

Metallica's James Hetfield causes row over a fence. It's his property, for crying out loud. How'd you like it if people hiked through your backyard every day?