This might be old "news", but it made me laugh:
Shawn Andrich, arrested for multiple convictions
Shawn Andrich allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports.
Brilliant!
I can't stop laughing. It all makes sense now!
Brilliant!
Removed link since there is already a thread in P & C
"A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/27/wwombat127.xml
Man arrested in picnic table sex scandal.
http://www.kalb.com/index.php/news/a...
In his defense, I heard that picnic table was super hot.
Man arrested in picnic table sex scandal.
http://www.kalb.com/index.php/news/a...
In his defense, I heard that picnic table was super hot.
He was just trying to get over that chick he was eating sushi off of the night before.
The Ten Most Unreasonable Parking Fines of All Time
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=547350
Darth Vader attacks Jedi Master
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml
Mr. T cures the sick. (NSFW, if you think The Superficial's NSFW, that is)
Lil Jon starts a winery. Yeaaaaaaaaaah!
Edit - Wrong thread
Sugar mama takes baby on candy store heist. Uses stroller to haul loot. Police follow candy wrapper trail to culprits.
We’re guarding the Swedish fish. Hurry.
Angler's genitals struck by lightning
Kelly Clarkson has an aversion to wearing clothes. Not surprisingly, I require an ice bag for my bruised forehead.
In a similar vein, Miley Cyrus causes overblown ruckus. Meanwhile, the residents of South Park, Colorado, have started chanting in Latin for some reason.
Larks vomit??, er nightingale feces??
"Snake man" slithers out of prison cell. Through the food hatch, no less. I think I know what the guy looks like, too:
Photographer speared at track meet.
The best quote came from the coach: "One of the first things that came to my mind was, 'Good thing we brought a second javelin.'"
I suppose I should've posted this here to begin with. Oh well.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE LINKS BE TEXT AND SUCH CAPITAL LETTERS!
Everyone crushed by plummeting helicopters.
The Ten Most Unreasonable Parking Fines of All Time
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=547350
Man I really hate parking wardens or whatever they are called
but I guess they are important jobs though I have no respect for them
My God, it's happening! Cyborg monkeys!
http://www.tribune.com.ng/22052008/n...
Cat hit by motorcycle transforms into woman.
Indecency at the police station parking lot in my town (no, it wasn't me, but a friend's brother works with the dude that got caught).
Investigators are pursuing a variety of theories in their quest to unravel the mystery of six human feet that have washed up on the shores of British Columbia in the last 11 months.The sixth foot turned up Wednesday -- a right foot in a man's size 10 black Adidas athletic shoe, police said. As in the previous cases, however, immediate answers as to the foot's origin eluded detectives.
Investigators are pursuing a variety of theories in their quest to unravel the mystery of six human feet that have washed up on the shores of British Columbia in the last 11 months.The sixth foot turned up Wednesday -- a right foot in a man's size 10 black Adidas athletic shoe, police said. As in the previous cases, however, immediate answers as to the foot's origin eluded detectives.
There's a really odd mood going around here. Police aren't releasing any information and the public is starting to get a wee bit nervous. Especially considering this kind of thing isn't exactly, you know, common.
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