Post a news story, entertain me!

dhelor wrote:

39 yr old man dresses as schoolgirl. Hilarity ensues.

I don't know if that can be counted as weird, though. It made sense once I saw the Japan dateline.

Smiling Bob gets some well-deserved hate from the judicial system.

Rat Boy wrote:

Smiling Bob gets some well-deserved hate from the judicial system.

OH THANK GOD, does this mean no more stupid pun-filled commercials?

Scamming people who buy into socially awkward goods or services. Someone should put that into a possibly NSFW movie.

I can't decide whether to reference "Rain on the Scarecrow" or "Hurts so Good", but whatever they do, the King / Mellencamp collaboration could be interesting.

This just in, teeth cure blindness.

Buy gas with your finger.

Killer robots threat to humanity!

Dr_Awkward wrote:

Killer robots threat to humanity!

They're after our prescription medication!! They need it for fuel!!

Thank goodness I have robot insurance.

Dr_Awkward wrote:

Killer robots threat to humanity!

Where's John Connor when you need him? (waits for snarky shihonage retort)

Rat Boy wrote:
Dr_Awkward wrote:

Killer robots threat to humanity!

Where's John Connor when you need him?

Crying in his closet.

NSFW

Banned from Southwest Airlines for being too pretty

I don't know who the bigger badass is. Mr. throwing punches while clinging to the roof of a car, or little miss crashes into things to knock him off.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080224/...

America Isn't Boning Enough

Someone get Mex up here for a two-week tour.

It's carnivale all year round in Brazil, which finished second with 82% of responders getting lucky.

Time to call the ol' travel agent.

That is quite the story.

Are you done yet?

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080312_mo_toiletstuck.4a48ea44.html

Oh MY GOD - The woman's skin had grown around the seat

RiverTam wrote:

Are you done yet?

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080312_mo_toiletstuck.4a48ea44.html

Oh MY GOD - The woman's skin had grown around the seat

I can see waiting a week to call - I mean, she could have been pissed off for some reason and needed some time to herself or whatever. But two years? What was that guy thinking?

This guy is a cringe-worthy writer.

Rat Boy wrote:

Where's John Connor when you need him? (waits for snarky shihonage retort)

Sucking his mom's breastmilk. It's whats for dinner.

All right ! See you later !

dhelor wrote:
RiverTam wrote:

Are you done yet?

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080312_mo_toiletstuck.4a48ea44.html

Oh MY GOD - The woman's skin had grown around the seat

I can see waiting a week to call - I mean, she could have been pissed off for some reason and needed some time to herself or whatever. But two years? What was that guy thinking?

Turns out she was irrationally afraid to leave the bathroom because her parents beat her as a child.

Parents: don't beat your kids or else they'll wind up fused to a toilet seat.

4dSwissCheese wrote:

Parents: don't beat your kids or else they'll wind up fused to a toilet seat.

Yoink.

dhelor wrote:

I can see waiting a week to call - I mean, she could have been pissed off for some reason and needed some time to herself or whatever. But two years? What was that guy thinking?

I guess it's pretty convenient to be able to store your girlfriend in what amounts to a closet. You know, unless you want to do stuff with her.

Real life nerds, er.. I mean superheroes.

http://tinyurl.com/38lvqm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/72...

Bear convicted of honey theft.

Really.

I can't not link a news story that contains the words "vasectomy “mega-camp”"
Link

Rest in peace Mr. Mc Muffin.

http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_...