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It's all part of a nutritious diet that also includes Sonic the Hedgehog curry.
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Mmm... Hedgehog Curry...

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England in the 80s.

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reminds me of a 2000 year-old book...

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
"That's not a wrench!"

Archery dodgeball is the new sport that has people shooting arrows at you

Finally, an explanation for the stench!

Miley Cyrus, Neil Young, Gerard Butler among those to lose homes in California wildfires

I feel horrible for people effected by these fires, but I also see a great opportunity for a new reality show. "Three unlikely stars, forced to live together when their homes are destroyed!"

I hate articles like that. it is like saying those three people losing their homes is more significant or heartbreaking than all of the other "regular" people who have experienced the same loss.

Nevin73 wrote:

I hate articles like that. it is like saying those three people losing their homes is more significant or heartbreaking than all of the other "regular" people who have experienced the same loss.

True, but there are absolutely people who would otherwise not care at all who now do because it negatively affected celebrities they like.

He Befriended 4,000 NYC Dogs to Get Their Side of the Story

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Nevin73 wrote:

I hate articles like that. it is like saying those three people losing their homes is more significant or heartbreaking than all of the other "regular" people who have experienced the same loss.

I'm with you. Three of the families in my son's glancingly small special needs community lost their homes. I'm outta sh*ts to give about rich celebrities losing one of their multiple houses.

Anyone else want sausages? I want sausages.

Jonman wrote:

Anyone else want sausages? I want sausages.

Bah, no liver? Liver and kidney would be lovely.

Why not? Sounds like a cool place for dog owners to meet each other, maybe find true love?

sometimesdee wrote:

Why not? Sounds like a cool place for dog owners to meet each other, maybe find true love?

I lived in Omaha for five years, it’s far more likely the goal is just to make it easier for people to forget that they’re in Omaha.

sometimesdee wrote:

Why not? Sounds like a cool place for dog owners to meet each other, maybe find true love?

True, but there's this line...

The owner was clear about one point: Dogs will not be allowed in the drinking area. The health department wanted to make sure that was the case.

So I can't play with dogs and drink beer; I can play with dogs or drink beer.

A local craft brewery I visit once a week or so allows dogs in their bar area which is a bit more dog-friendly.

Warren Buffet is sjre running out of hobbies.

tanstaafl wrote:

So I can't play with dogs and drink beer; I can play with dogs or drink beer.

A local craft brewery I visit once a week or so allows dogs in their bar area which is a bit more dog-friendly.

Yeah, what they told the health department is totally what's going to happen in reality. That's why bodega cats totally don't exist.

tanstaafl wrote:

So I can't play with dogs and drink beer; I can play with dogs or drink beer.

Truly an impossible moral dilemma

Because people seem to like deadly Australian animal stories - You're probably not afraid of Australia's deadliest animals.