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Sweet face tattoo.

Thirteenth wrote:

Sweet face tattoo.

Never would have pegged him as a criminal.
Loyalty's Thin. Betrayal's Thick.

I don't know what that means, but I'm sure his fellow inmates will wax poetic with him.

Oh, how about a story that combines cheese and criminals: These Italian Criminal Masterminds Heisted $875,000 Worth of Parmesan.

Which lead me to discover that cheese gets stolen an awful lot, and on occasionally on a large scale.

I guess there's a good reason why "cheese" is slang for money.

sometimesdee wrote:

I guess there's a good reason why "cheese" is slang for money.

C.R.E.A.M.

Cheddar Rules Everything Around Me

McIrishJihad wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

I guess there's a good reason why "cheese" is slang for money.

C.R.E.A.M.

Cheddar Rules Everything Around Me

Gouda gouda bill, y'all!

"Why, that's not me. That could be anybody else with 50 facial tattoos."

sometimesdee wrote:

I guess there's a good reason why "cheese" is slang for money.

So cheese is the new dough.

Who the hell puts a wad of bills in their mouth, stolen or otherwise? That stuff is filthy.

muttonchop wrote:

Who the hell puts a wad of bills in their mouth, stolen or otherwise? That stuff is filthy.

The same person who would post a picture of that act to FB after robbing a bank.

MeatMan wrote:
sometimesdee wrote:

I guess there's a good reason why "cheese" is slang for money.

So cheese is the new dough.

Or lettuce.

Bad boys. Whatcha gonna do?

Running Man wrote:

Bad boys. Whatcha gonna do?

Make cheesade?

Mascot for a day.

Joe Gillespie woke up at the bottom of a BB&T Ballpark stairwell with no idea how he got there. It was hours after an event he attended in the venue, and it didn't seem like the beginning of what would be one of his "top three nights of all time."

That sounds like the intro to a pretty good Rockstar game.

An article based on a tweet based on an imgur. I'm calling fakesies on this one, though it would be pretty amazing if true

Serengeti wrote:

An article based on a tweet based on an imgur. I'm calling fakesies on this one, though it would be pretty amazing if true ;)

A woman used her toddler for the same purpose, so it's plausible.

That story got me all teared up.

LouZiffer wrote:

That story got me all teared up.

The dad joke.... its too strong.... uuughhh

Emergency vehicles formed a ring around the area.

sometimesdee wrote:

Emergency vehicles formed a ring around the area.

Sounds like there's a lot of layers to this story.

I heard that a bunch of people from a local elderly care facility went to the site and decorated their belts.

It was the style at one time.

I don't know that bullets are all that dangerous on their own, but still. Does Toys 'r' Us even sell guns or ammunition? It's been a while but I didn't think they were like Walmart.

Only Nerf!

It sounds like it could have been a damaged shipment mixup. Where a couple of packages where damaged in transit and just thrown back in one box and shipped to where they had a readable label.