Look at that smile on his face - he loves his job! .... or maybe they had to wire his jaw shut; I can't tell.
I read through the whole thing before I realized it was from "The Onion".
I was chuckling through the whole thing.
Sex selling for less amid economic downturn
I'm not sure I want to visit a German prostitute... if I'm expected to go three or four times to their "room"...
I did enjoy the fact that they're offering senior citizen discounts now.
I call it - Birdsaurus.
Would-be robber not much of a ninja, but he manages a getaway
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/06/wouldbe_robber_not_much_of_a_n.html
The man disappeared into the neighborhood, but police don't think he used any special techniques to escape."He could have jumped into a car," said Detective Mary Wheat, a police spokeswoman.
Would-be robber not much of a ninja, but he manages a getaway
Ninjas spook easily.
Chili grenades! Destruction's never been more delicious!
'Cause I, I wanna be, Wisconsin!
'Cause I, I wanna be, Wisconsin!
Awesome.
I'm confused by the fact that Mex didn't get the byline there.
Hey, this happened like a minute from my house.
Yep, that's how we roll in the Nutmeg State.
There once was a girl from Wisconsin
Whose beau didn't own his own johnson
For when he watched porn
He incurred her great scorn
And meaner she was than Chuck Bronson
Chuck Yeager wants everyone to remember Darrell "Shifty" Powers.
Chuck Yeager wants everyone to remember Darrell "Shifty" Powers.
Dang, Shifty Powers died?
As we get closer to the 40th anniversary of the first moon landing, NASA has just admitted that they erased the original tape of Neil Armstrong. As loathe as I am to quote ESPN, this deserves a...
C'mon, man!
I mean, really, people! I've heard of guys accidentally taping over their wedding videos, but this? It'd be like that Zapruder guy filming a birthday party over JFK's assassination.
http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/07/17/a_hrefmailtoneilappleinsider_comneil_hughes_a.html
A new lawsuit from a Beverly Hills, Calif., man alleges that Apple conspired with the Italian mafia to secretly track him, transmit threatening messages to his iPod, and insert the word "herpes" into the song "Still Tippin'" by Mike Jones.
http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/07/17/a_hrefmailtoneilappleinsider_comneil_hughes_a.html
A new lawsuit from a Beverly Hills, Calif., man alleges that Apple conspired with the Italian mafia to secretly track him, transmit threatening messages to his iPod, and insert the word "herpes" into the song "Still Tippin'" by Mike Jones.
That man is HERPES crazy.
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.”
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/07/company-denies-its-robots-feed-on-the-dead/
Yeah, that's not too far from where I am. The hood rats here are a special kind.
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07...
World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos
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