Post a news story, entertain me!

Dr_Awkward wrote:

Poor Mendel.

Look at that smile on his face - he loves his job! .... or maybe they had to wire his jaw shut; I can't tell.

Dr_Awkward wrote:

Poor Mendel.

I read through the whole thing before I realized it was from "The Onion".

I was chuckling through the whole thing.

Sex selling for less amid economic downturn

I'm not sure I want to visit a German prostitute... if I'm expected to go three or four times to their "room"...

I did enjoy the fact that they're offering senior citizen discounts now.

My New Favorite Dinosaur

I call it - Birdsaurus.

Would-be robber not much of a ninja, but he manages a getaway

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/06/wouldbe_robber_not_much_of_a_n.html

The man disappeared into the neighborhood, but police don't think he used any special techniques to escape.

"He could have jumped into a car," said Detective Mary Wheat, a police spokeswoman.

DSGamer wrote:

Would-be robber not much of a ninja, but he manages a getaway

Ninjas spook easily.

Chili grenades! Destruction's never been more delicious!

'Cause I, I wanna be, Wisconsin!

Dr_Awkward wrote:

'Cause I, I wanna be, Wisconsin!

Awesome.

I'm confused by the fact that Mex didn't get the byline there.

Hey, this happened like a minute from my house.
Yep, that's how we roll in the Nutmeg State.

There once was a girl from Wisconsin
Whose beau didn't own his own johnson
For when he watched porn
He incurred her great scorn
And meaner she was than Chuck Bronson

Chuck Yeager wants everyone to remember Darrell "Shifty" Powers.

Rat Boy wrote:

Chuck Yeager wants everyone to remember Darrell "Shifty" Powers.

Dang, Shifty Powers died?

As we get closer to the 40th anniversary of the first moon landing, NASA has just admitted that they erased the original tape of Neil Armstrong. As loathe as I am to quote ESPN, this deserves a...

Keyshawn Johnson wrote:

C'mon, man!

I mean, really, people! I've heard of guys accidentally taping over their wedding videos, but this? It'd be like that Zapruder guy filming a birthday party over JFK's assassination.

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/07/17/a_hrefmailtoneilappleinsider_comneil_hughes_a.html

A new lawsuit from a Beverly Hills, Calif., man alleges that Apple conspired with the Italian mafia to secretly track him, transmit threatening messages to his iPod, and insert the word "herpes" into the song "Still Tippin'" by Mike Jones.
Trachalio wrote:

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/07/17/a_hrefmailtoneilappleinsider_comneil_hughes_a.html

A new lawsuit from a Beverly Hills, Calif., man alleges that Apple conspired with the Italian mafia to secretly track him, transmit threatening messages to his iPod, and insert the word "herpes" into the song "Still Tippin'" by Mike Jones.

That man is HERPES crazy.

“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.”

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/07/company-denies-its-robots-feed-on-the-dead/

Yeah, that's not too far from where I am. The hood rats here are a special kind.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07...

World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos