How is it possible this didn't happen in Florida?
GREAT FALLS, Mont. – A 37-year-old woman was accused of driving her son and his friends around the city as the teens stole items from cars.
Honda has a walking assist thing, which really looks more like robot legs coming out of your privates.
Yar, it's drivin' me nuts!
Samuel Jackson not available for comment.
MELBOURNE, Australia – Four baby pythons escaped from a container aboard a passenger plane in Australia, leading to a search that forced the cancellation of two flights, the airline said Thursday. Twelve non-venemous Stimson pythons were being transported Tuesday on a flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne in the plane's cargo area in a bag inside a plastic foam box with air holes.When the flight landed, it was discovered that four snakes had escaped from the package, a Qantas spokeswoman said in a statement.
Scientists think they've isolated the cause of (and cured) honey bee colony collapse disorder
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
So will the kid be half zombie?
Wow. Failures all around.
Rat Boy wrote:Wow. Failures all around.
I dunno, it seems like a pretty big win for the hired impregnator. Well, not the sterile part I guess, but getting paid $2500 to have sex with a former beauty queen 72 times doesn't sound too bad.
I dunno, it seems like a pretty big win for the hired impregnator. Well, not the sterile part I guess, but getting paid $2500 to have sex with a former beauty queen 72 times doesn't sound too bad.
Not so much finding out about his two kids either.
The Milky Way... it lures you in with its raspberry flavor, then finishes you off with its propyl cyanide clouds.
That seems suspiciously like the Smelloscope from Futurama.
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"
Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
Virgin Mary appears on griddle. Appliance retired.
Crunchberries not a real fruit. Woman sues.
Judge England also noted another federal court had "previously rejected substantially similar claims directed against the packaging of Fruit Loops [sic] cereal, and brought by these same Plaintiff attorneys." He found that their attack on "Crunchberries" should fare no better than their prior claims that "Froot Loops" did not contain real froot.
Crunchberries not a real fruit. Woman sues.
Judge England also noted another federal court had "previously rejected substantially similar claims directed against the packaging of Fruit Loops [sic] cereal, and brought by these same Plaintiff attorneys." He found that their attack on "Crunchberries" should fare no better than their prior claims that "Froot Loops" did not contain real froot.
Mmmm, froot.
Slim Jim plant explodes. Apparently Randy Savage must have smashed his way through the wrong thing. Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!
I've found my dream job.
Ratboy, I thought this was your dream job:
I've found my dream job.
"We built .22 caliber weapons into briefcases with micro switches and laser sightings,"
Awesome.
He lives the Tom Clancy lifestyle.
Ratboy, I thought this was your dream job:
That always struck me as more of a hobby; something I could do between stealing airplanes. Besides, they might ask for a happy ending if I mention dodging fire from Colombian drug lords who defaulted on their loan on the 737 I flew out of Bogota.
Is there nothing Putin can't do? He's dreamy I tell you.
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-41-59/LeBron-James-Plays-the-Game-at-Another-Level.html
Finding some singles near his locker, News-Herald reporter Bob Finnan reports, James asked: "Whose money is this? I don't carry ones."
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