Well, we've had quite a few of these lately, so I figured we might want another aggregate thread. Sometimes a news story just doesn't warrant a whole thread. It's unlikely to spawn a meaningful discussion, and it's not very important. These can be funny, sad, morbid or just interesting. On the off chance that one of these sparks a real discussion of decent length, a new thread could be made. I'll start the bidding:
One woman's global warming conspiracy theory. Link.
Georgia Highschool has first multi-racial prom... in 2007. Link.
11 year-old stops speeding car, saves family. Link.
Famous mountaineer hurt from a fall at his house. Link.
Fruity cocktails count as health drinks link
Teachers sprinkle cow urine on students link
Man arrested for naked Hitler birthday event link
Cannabis smoking "here to stay" in Dutch coffee shops pass the dutchy indeed) link
Holy flaming toilets, Batman!" link
Feng shui master gets billions from cancerous Wang link*
Bite your tongue - not your boyfriend's! link
*Teeheehee... Wang Din-shin 
I couldn't find anything on squirrels or stoners
64 year old man crowned as rock paper scissors champ.
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se...
Sinkhole traps two people in their car.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?se...
Self proclaimed antichrist flying to Guatemala
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...
Former Miss America shoots out tire of thiefs truck
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.d...
(I like the line about not to ask her if she was Miss America)
"Who wants some Wang?!?"
Man cuts off [own] penis in restaurant
What's most amusing about this story is that this nutter did it in a restraunt called Zizzi... which is the French equivalent of "willy".
Jesus found on Google Maps:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46674&in_page_id=2
Jesus found on Google Maps:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46674&in_page_id=2
Who found this and thought it lookd like Jesus? 'Cause I think whoever it was must have been smoking whatever it was in that picture.
Clerk prints extra lottery ticket. Can't sell it. Buys it herself. Guess what.
That one's funny, especially where it took a while to realise that the ticket she accidently duplicated would also be a winner...
This could be NSFW. Its a link to a newspaper story in Wales.
Headline: Teacher sobs as she tells court she was 'tricked' into s#*
http://preview.tinyurl.com/38q8js
headline is part of the link, hence using tinyurl
*link fixed, i originally copied in the sample link*
This could be NSFW. Its a link to a newspaper story in Wales.
Headline: Teacher sobs as she tells court she was 'tricked' into s#*
http://tinyurl.com/6headline is part of the link, hence using tinyurl
Uh... that link went to a mapquest map of Minneapolis, MN.
This could be NSFW. Its a link to a newspaper story in Wales.
Headline: Teacher sobs as she tells court she was 'tricked' into s#*
http://tinyurl.com/6headline is part of the link, hence using tinyurl
I think you pasted that wrong, Malkiel. That link goes to Mapquest. And no way a recent tinyurl would have just the number "6".
Geeks make better lovers! Here's why (NSFW).
Regina Lynn is pretty amusing, all in all.
I found it highly interesting, in that LoTRO has little chance due to being largely viewed as a poor WoW clone, despite the huge built in support. Conan, while it will likely be pretty awesome, also cuts out a huge chunk of potential subs by going after the 24+ male demographic, virtually ignoring others. SWG, as we all know, has been dead for a while. I don't think another revamp is going to help matters.
Arnold, who lives in the Pink Panther Trailer Park off Louisiana 433 south of Slidell,
Awesome.
*NSFW* George Bush b*ttplug rumpus *NSFW*
There's nothing our American cousins like more than a bit of light litigation, and it appears that two US websites are about to unleash the lawyers in an unholy scrap over copyright on a rubber George Bush figurine which disgruntled Democrats can stick where the sun don't shine.
There are pictures of the offending items, but - mercifully - they're not action shots...
Now that's a headline!
That was proven fake long time ago.
Yeah, thought it might be as it was so old. Still love the headline though 
Link. Man decides he MUST fly, endangers 80 with rare strain of TB.
Link. Man decides he MUST fly, endangers 80 with rare strain of TB.
Well-educated, highly intelligent my ass. He needs that guard to stop him in case he feels that he MUST go out and take a breather.
Fake wedding cake rental popular with some.
...a secret spot on the cake reserved for one real slice of cake for the bride and groom. It is slipped into place, at the base layer and under the fondant sugar paste frosting.
***
Man in wheelchair pushed along by semi.
Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women's bathroom and called police.
What the hell?
Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."
Woman tears off man's testicles with her bare hands, tries to eat one, claims not to be a "violent person". Ha ha.
Pages