Tell us something about yourself, a game you are playing, ANYTHING, but only in HAIKU

The rules are simple.

Anything, but only in

Haiku form bitches

This is the worst plan.
The world will never be yours
if you phone it in.

Saint's Row Three now.
Challenges are a big pain.
Base jumping blows.

The weekly meeting
Is a meaningless affair
My shower, delayed

Cannot quit Skyrim
Don't even own Dragonborn
Someone please help me

I think I will buy
A Nintendo 3DS
For Monster Hunter

PaladinTom wrote:
Cannot quit Skyrim
Don't even own Dragonborn
Someone please help me

Dragonborn is win.
Doing without is the wrong.
Try again, Paladin.

Crap. I just forgot
what I was going to say.
...now I remember!

Who left damn tree tops
in the air in this jungle?
Learn 2 chop, u n00b.

Abominable
telecommunication
organizations!

Must buy Gears of War
Judgment Day, even though
There is no time to play it

Assassination
Of J. James by Coward Ford,
Long title, long flick

SpacePPoliceman wrote:
Assassination
Of J. James by Coward Ford,
Long title, long flick

Forgot about that
Added it to Fanhattan
Great app by the way

I just ate lunch
Which consisted mainly of
Quality proteins

Going to Berlin.
I'm departing tomorrow.
Any suggestions?

imbiginjapan wrote:
I just ate lunch
Which consisted mainly of
Quality proteins

Horrible monsters
Have trouble counting numbers
That's not a haiku.

Floomi wrote:
Going to Berlin.
I'm departing tomorrow.
Any suggestions?

In Nineteen eighty,
Stay on the West Side please, man.
Now not sure, sorry.

First five then seven
Then five syllables again
Had to look that up

King of Dragon Pass
Six dollar seed sprouts a tree
of lost evenings.

Can't finish your line?
Just through in a nonsense one.
I'm playing Just Cause 2

Lara Croft raids tombs
I enjoyed this game a lot
I watched her sweet bum

I don't have a job
But I still play video games
My beard is killer

Nights spent making out
With Corvo. But I pretend
He's really Garrett.

LouZiffer wrote:
imbiginjapan wrote:
I just ate lunch
Which consisted mainly of
Quality proteins

Horrible monsters
Have trouble counting numbers
That's not a haiku.

Only pedants give a
crap. Count these
syllables biotch

This thread is baised,
Against the innumerate.
Also those of us who are willful rule-breakers, not to mention the pathologically verbose.

I like Far Cry 3
however I have not played
for like two weeks. F*ck.

Pax East coming up
Try not to catch con plague
Also play some games

Back in a bagel shop
Only faux bagels- round bread!
Sigh. Just coffee, please.

Slept badly last night.
Woke with puppy's arse in face.
It was so stinky

Puppy didn't care
That he sh*tlered me sleeping
RIP, Oh restful sleep.

In summoner's rift,
Their kill lane fails to catch me.
Goodjer victory!

No games are for me
For I am in Richard Three
Next month we shall see

I hope that my new
CPU overclocks well
With no magic smoke

I know you will all
Do me proud with your verses
Chock full of stupid

Dancing in my hall
Underwear and socks only
Can't stop the music