So, I'm a huge fan of Kinder Eggs. And if you aren't familiar, they are chocolate eggs with awesome toys you have to put together inside. I used to have them all the time in Italy and Austria. Unfortunately, American kids are too dumb not to try to eat the plastic container inside. So they are illegal in the US. Which makes me a very sad panda, and parent. Because my child won't experience these awesome things. Now it looks like someone has taken up an attempt to replicate the success and awesome of Kinder Eggs. Unfortunately, they created the Megablocks of Kinder Eggs. They sort of look the same, sort of act the same, but taste like dirt and the toys suck.
tl;dr: I miss Kinder Eggs